Want a sports car but>speeding gets you tickets, so you have to drive it slow everywhere, what's the fun in that?Maybe it'll turn heads?>you crave attention from strangers that much? Pathetic.Fine, maybe a luxury car then. Like an older Bentley or Aston Martin>might as well get a Tesla with FSD, no engine noise and having a driver is the ultimate luxuryBut those are boring, everyone has one of those. Maybe a classic car, then?>what's the point of that, nothing but maintenance headaches and unwanted boomer attention Maybe a truck?>boring and what are you even doing, larping as a country hick?A motorcycle? >in this town? Stacy is gonna splatter you The fuck is the point of car enthusiasm anymore? Its like the world has conspired to suck all the fun out of having something cool.
>>28794490I agree with everything except the speeding tickets. Drive somewhere with minimal surveillance (out of town) and go nuts. There may be a speed limit but no ones going to catch you and there are no cops monitoring the country roads. Drive a light car and 50 feels like 70. There's still plenty of fun to be had, you just have to lower your expectations.
>>28794504even in my old land barge i always felt like i was going a lot faster than i actually was
>>28794504Unfortunately for me country roads are at least an hour away.
>>speeding gets you tickets, so you have to drive it slow everywhere, what's the fun in that?False premise right here.
Buy an ND Miata
U sound like a pessimistic bitch. Just get a fun car and enjoy life before you die.
>>28794490I can’t even fucking speed here. The only time I get to go fast is past Midnight on the Wangan.
>>28794490If your fun hinges the judgement of an invisible other that lives inside your head and shits on everything you do with perfectly constructed arguments in the voice of the multitudes, you're not gonna have a lot of fun anon.Most people don't care what you drive unless it's irritating or overtly deadly to others. So forget them and pick the car you want for your own fun.Wanting to turn heads is a legitimate use for a sports car. The big boy sports cars, yeah you'll want to go to tracks if you really want to wind them out, but any sports car worth its salt will be fun to drive on public roads and well within the speed limit. As you see here, 500x recommendations of "go buy a miata dude."Luxury cars are cool. Trucks are cool. Motorcycles are a riding experience completely incomparable to cars, and scratch a lot of performance itches at a much lower price point.Utilitarianism is neat but sacrificing all novelty in life at the foot of it causes people to top themselves at higher rates. Don't be that guy
>>28794538Huh, an unexpected good reality check on 4chan, of all places.
>>28794490Is this how weeblet ricelet slowfaglets actually think?gRiMaGiNe!!
Just buy whatever the hell you want
>>28794490there's been at least 3 major accidents on the highway next to my house every single day for the past month. I love my car but don't want to drive my car because I don't want a dumb faggot in a 6000lb cuckover to run a red while filming a tiktok and kill me.it's genuinely hard to want to drive.
>>28794545I've been there, man. Don't take this as carte blanche to go live outside your means, or sand all the tread off your tires because you think it looks better and then wrap your baby around a tree or whatever. But you gotta smile. And if these one to three ton hunks of metal and glass are what does the job, and it's within your means, then that's all the justification you really need.The rest of it will sort itself out.
>Can drive 100+ anywhere with no fear of cops>Streets immaculate with no potholes despite almost no infrastructure funding>Never see traffic jams, it's usually a wide open road even in the cityCome move out to the swamp if you wanna redline every goddamned day. It's just a normal thing.I am blessed with living in a 2/3rds black city because no one else wants to live here. It's great for driving.
>>28794588As if I would ever DREAM of committing such heinous speeding violations!!
>>28794588You know, I can vouch for this, with what little experience I have driving through Alabama. I once made a cross country trip that had me go through Montgomery, Alabama on highway 85, and I was going through it during morning rush hour. I am one of those people who sets their cruise at speed limit +9 and just lets it run, if other people pass me whatever, if I pass others also whatever, it's just how I drive. But on that highway, on that morning, I might as well have been a fucking stone in a river for how fucking fast every other driver was flying by me. They all had to have been going at least 30 mph faster than I was, everyone at the triple digits level, it made me legitimately afraid for my safety to the point to where after a couple minutes of this I picked up the pace as well just to try and more closely match traffic and not get rear-ended by one of these maniacs.I never knew that Mad Max: Fury Road was filmed on location in Montgomery, Alabama until that day. But everything's the same, even the other drivers were just local extras, they just photoshopped some desert into the background and that was it.
>>28794599>Montgomery, AlabamaI am that anon xD. That's literally where I live. Shit's wild, you see cops doing 75 in a 55 every day.
>>28794588>Streets immaculate with no potholes despite almost no infrastructure funding*laughs in birmingham*
>>28794644Birmingham might as well be out of state. They have traffic there, every day. And law enforcement.It's starting to get into the Appolachian hills but too many people live there. Though go 45 min east on I-20 to cheaha state park and you've got some fine ass mountain driving.
>>28794663cheaha is cozy, as is the mentone area. I actually run a radar detector that's saved my ass a few times around birmingham
>>28794490lol the absolute faggy state of suburban city townwankers
>>28794490>speeding ticketsabsolute skill issue, there are way more opportunities to open it up than you might think, you just have to be perceptive and know your area. also, having it and just not using 10/10 of it all the time is far better than just not having it at all
>>28794538Agreed, but in a much broader sense: The pursuit of prestige is maddening work, but play is quite another thing. My favorite mode behind the wheel is sailing very lightly policed rural straightaways with ornate instrumental music on, especially in a big sedan with a decent soundsystem. A couple years ago I took a long cab ride from the exurbs to the smol country town where I live now, in an ageing but still potent Crown Vic with a skinny psytrance looking crusty looking guy who happens to have remarkably fine taste in electronica. I wondered, offhand, what he'd make of Previn's version of the Saturn denouement, or of Pinnock's version of Scarlatti's 545.
>>28794588Alabama is the shit, moved here 10 years ago from San diego and everything here is better, also no emission cuck laws, damn I love this place. Plus the beaches are amazing.
>>28794490a v8 makes really cool v8 sounds, no matter how fast you're driving.
>>28795619you can have your cake and eat it too. stick a lawnmower carb on it and you can get 39 mpg. only makes 60 hp though lol. but that just means you can hear that sick v8 for longer
>>28795601Yeah, it's awesome, almost no property tax too. I don't like the "culture," but I get to live in a giant property surrounded by nature. I couldn't afford an apartment in Chicago, but I have a huge house and a lake in bama!I've run catless for 10-15 years. I cannot express enough how big of a power gain that is. On one car it dropped the quarter mile by over 1.2 seconds (I used to frequent Montgomery Motorsports Park).The beaches are pretty good, though I prefer Pensacola to Mobile, Pensacola is honorary Alabama.
>>28795632heh, well i get mid 20's on mine (mustang GT, 4.6); provided I don't drive like a retard. That's good enough i think
>>28794490Just kill yourself, Anon, you'll never be happy, and that's okay. Your life doesn't actually have any inherent value and your death won't make a single drop of difference to the world at large, so don't worry - we lose nothing by losing you! :)
>>28794504Cuck.
>>28795647sounds like alabama is surprisingly comfy to live in>I don't like the "culture"what do you mean? what's bad about it?
>>28795647what's the nog quotient like? i mean at any point in time your comfy community could be turned into a ghetto; or day at the beach ruined by 'youths'.
>>28795680>are there black people in the south?
>>28795684Nerd. That part of the south is very heavily segregated still.
>>28795686yeah totally. just never leave the 50 ft radius around your house. you know most of them can drive right? albeit not legally
>>28795690you dumb fucking CUNT.
>>28795693>assblasted because you're always surrounded by darkiesbut hey, no emissions. can't find that anywhere else. oh wait
>>28795680It's a 2/3rds black city. But look, just be yourself around them and they respect you. If you act differently and speak jive turkey to them they'll notice that you're acting different because they're black. I'm a 130lb blue-eyed "cute male" nerd and all of my friends are black, almost everyone I work with is black. If you just act like yourself then they're just like anyone else. I've talked about evangelion, cars, and final fantasy with literal crack dealers. It's not a problem other than there being very few skinny white women in town.>>28795678I'm a white liberal nerd in a black town where all the white people are obsessed with guns and being as racist as possible. I... I don't like guns. Where are the skinny white women??? (they all leave after graduating). There's nowhere to go to hang out or do things if you're not black or a wannabe redneck. Buuuut, I don't have to work as much as people in other states to afford the same things and I'm surrounded by nature.
>>28795699nooooo my white paradise fantasy nooooooo
>>28795699ahh right. i like guns too so that sounds like mad fun kek
>>28795703Huh? I don't care that I live in a black town, I don't have a problem with black people (they like me), but I only want to have sex with white women and there are fewer of those here. I've, uh, been banging chicks literally over twice my weight for a while and I prefer skinny ones.
>>28795698>>28795699>relaxersi tried to warn you, but you just didn't listen.
>>28795708i'm just fucking with that other loser who was wondering if black people live around there. fat girls aren't all bad. the best head i've gotten has been from chunkers
>>28795711Yeah, fat chicks are fine. At least they were in their 20s. I'm in my upper-30s now and they're getting pretty bad. You know when you're doing doggystyle and end up with shit stains on your torso? I'd rather stay at home and drink by myself at this point.
>>28795715brutal. i draw the line at smells during doggy. i'm 40 now but i know fatties in their 20s are still attainable if i was in the market. expand that tinder search radius man
>>28795719Now I know why women choose the bear. Bear runs the applejack bar
>>28794490>see speed sign>ignore it because its 2:00am and cops arent out.That simple
>>28795719>>28795715What the FUCK am I even reading godsDAMNMeh, I'm going back to my fuckin' NAP
>>28794516so spend a weekend out of the city. you like driving your car, don't you?
>>28794490>Buy car>Speed all the time>0 tickets>Don't care about attention>Don't care about what other people drive>0 maintenance headaches because didn't overextend fiances>Life's greatWhoa, that was easy
>>28797444>posts grandma'a car>thinks 60mph is fast>0 tickets because drives like a grandma>says she doesn't care about attention but constantly begs for it>says she doesn't care what people think but put a lift-kit on her grandma's car so she could get In-N-Out easier>thinks it's great living in a place with frozen animal semen on everything but simply can't afford to live somewhere niceWhoa, you're delusional
>>28795699just go full wigger mode and get a loyal black wife who will cook you soul food everyday and fuck on demand plus your kids will play football for Alabama and hopefully make the NFL and make you rich in your old age
>post car on /o/ in a car thread>Brown person gets madWhoa, it's nothing
>posts grandma's car on /o/>is a flyoverletWhoa, it's worth less than nothing
>not owning private land out in the country to store and rip your car full throttle whenever you wantthe key is to drive like a cuck until youre miles out from anyone. only dumbfucks and niggers hit it 100mph+ on the interstate
>>28797444meanwhile my prius just got my loicense taken away again. youre not speeding fast enough
>>28797452>go full wigger mode I'm an underweight neurotic and nervous nerdy programmer (though long-term junkie, currently on speed lol). I'd look sillier than picrel and everyone would think I was a cop.I do like gumbo and collard greens though...
>>28794490You're overthinking this.
>>28794490>Its like the world has conspired to suck all the fun out of having something cool.no, YOU are just uncool. Fuck the rules- pathetic lame ah
