what would you do if you were stuck in this situation?
Light the field on fire.
pass them?
>>28795284Maybe stick to the fucking highways if I didn't belong in the country... But I do belong in the country, so I'd be sitting on the combine taking my sweet ass time. Fuck everyone else.
>>28795284Wait, They'll be off the road soon.
>>28795284I live in farm country, PA. Pretty common, if you have to take some backroads. Hell, there are gigantic tractors going down major highways, towing tri-axle water trailers with 6 52" tires.
>>28795284Sit and wait, unless you're subsisting on frozen burritos with bug meat and human remains mixed in with the burrito meat, they're picking up the food you're gonna eat. I can stay there for a bit.
>>28795284almost no operations here are like this, they will almost always hae their own turn-road and not use the fucking asphalt.these must be some sortof yankee faggots who don't know what they're doing.
>>28795284>track machinesyeah they must be fucking retards.
>>28795284Wait for the tractor to get out of the way. Those dudes be growing my food nigga.
>>28795284turn 360 degrees and drive away
>>28795284Fucking wait. If I’m driving down a country road, I’m going to expect any possible delays caused by farmers and their equipment. If I didn’t want to be inconvenienced by them, I would take the highway.
>>28795658they're supposed to have turn roads on the perimeter of their place and usually crossroads their shits set up fucking retarded and they probably hire custom cutters to harvest it for them because they're too fucking stupid to manage a field they're probably too fucking stupid to afford the equipment to harvest their own shit.I go on country roads so I can fucking speed without faggot pig cops harassing me.
>>28795658No, you aren't expecting them. If you drive a country road the automotive freedom should be always at your side. Farmers block roads.
>>28795284>hello youtube, here we have a ron beer combine blocking the road with two jack bear 69XDs
>>28795284Chill, they aren’t gonna be there for too long. They will probably wave you by if they aren’t moving.
>>28795304>Maybe stick to the fucking highways if I didn't belong in the country... But I do belong in the country, so I'd be sitting on the combine taking my sweet ass time. Fuck everyone else.you've clearly never been outside of a city bus rider. they put combines on highways
>>28795284No farmers, no food. However how come they can drive this shit on the roads but I can't drive a UTV on the roads?
>>28795929>you've clearly never been outside of a city bus rider. they put combines on highwaysYeah I transport tractors down the highway to get between farms, but there's plenty of room for you to go around. What the picture depicts is obviously not a highway and the combine is entering the field off the road which would be extremely rare off of a main highway, since most highways have a wide right-of-way and a lot of them even have fencing along the road, but whatever, keep projecting there kiddo.
I'm just gonna hang out and look at cool machines.
>>28795962>but there's plenty of room for you to go aroundplenty of rural highways are single lane in each direction with no passing zones bus rider
>>28795284stuck? it looks like they're all about to drive off into the field in the next 30 seconds
>>28795284get out of my car and walk into this part to traumatize the farmer for life
>>28796008>plenty of rural highways are single lane in each direction with no passing zones bus riderHow many state highways have corn growing right in the bar ditch, super narrow bridges barely wider than the road, and no marking lines? That's a county road and you fucking know it. Now kindly fuck off.
>>28796012lmao
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>>28795284I grew up and live in farm country and have never seen this. The harvester is either in the field harvesting or hauling ass down the road to go harvest.
>>28795284Wait until they move?Also the farmers around me do not give a single fuck
>>28795284shift into 4wd and drive through the field. after all, we're living in topsy-turvy world now where farm equipment can use the highway despite not being road registered so I guess that means my truck can drive in the fields.
>>28795932Because you're not a primary producer. Where I live farmers can get limited road registration for Quads, UTVs, etc. to use within a few miles of the farm.
>>28795284smoke a cig, turn up the radio
>>28795411>I can stay there for a bit.Pretty much that. I allocate enough time for the worst-case scenario, barring a multi-car pileup or one Indian truck crash.
>>28795284>>28795671>>28796342>>28795929faggots in this situation
>>28797461i always liked this dudes shirt, i want it. anyone know where to get that fit?
>>28795284I'd beep at him to hurry the fuck up because he took more than 5 seconds and i'd shout at him and beep some more to put pressure on him to hurry up and then after 10 more seconds i'd drive on the grass to overtake the tractors and get stuck and they'd move out of the way and then I'd demand they help me get my car unstuck because it was all their fault and now i'm late for my eyebrow plucking appointment and i'm panicking at the side of the road screaming at the corn fields as they ignore me and and and....
I've never had a situation where farmers were not keen on letting me pass by
>>28795284Start the header and line up to begin harvesting the corn
