You can defrost your tesla from your phone.Can your car do that?
>>28796053I'm not a retard so I own a garage.
>>28796053You've been able to do that for 15+ years now with ICE vehicles. 2-way remote starters have been a thing for decades now. But go ahead and spend $60k to have that gimmick in a fadmobile.
>>28796053>>28796054I'm not a retard so i don't live in a place where it snows
>>28796054Aka you live in a shithole town
>>28796080I honestly don't even know what this is supposed to mean.
Your Tesla is at 23% battery, do you defrost it or stay home and call your bull?
>>28796053Does this work on all Tesla models? I had half a mind to get a cheap Model S with still valid battery warranty.
>>28796080>>28796053how do people without garages who this feature is for even charge their cuckmobile? Do they just rely on public charging?
>>28796090Well Tesla Superchargers are cheap so this is the only brand of EVs you can buy without home charging. Also this can be used when parking at work or on a trip.
>>28796085I drive 1000 miles journey in the cold dead summer with 23% charge, starting.
>>28796053I can barely start my car in the morning
>>28796059I'm not a retard so I live in a place that browns find uncomfortable. Also it's scientifically proven that people living in colder climates are healthier and more intelligent. Also drifting in fresh snow is super fun and comfy.
>>28796053When I went to get in my car the other day there was a Tesla next to it making fizzing and popping noises. There were no huge scorch marks on the ground the next day so I assume that was defrost mode.
>>28796106>has to drive to the supercharger every time his POS tesla is low on batteryJesus Christ, how cucked are you?
>>28796090Yeah I never park my car outside just bring your garage with you duh retard
>>28796177As opposite to driving to the gas station.
>>28796059>I'm low IQWe know
>>28796229Also the brownest states, Cohencidentally.Only an idiot buys an EV to use in a sub-freezing climate. You get like half the battery capacity, and charging is slow too.
>>28796053*You can drain your tesla's battery from your phone.Can your car do that?
>>28796206nta but a gas station adds 350 miles of range to my car in under 3 minutes. if electric chargers did that going to them every week would be a lot less cucked, but they dont.
>>28796053i can start my 2018 car from my phone and control the ac :)
>>28796258You still have to drive there, and fight the niggers there waiting to mog you. You don't have that problem at superchargers.
>>28796053I JUST LOVE MY CELL PHONE, IT'S LIKE A COMMUNICATOR FROM STARTREK, IT'S SO FUTURURISTC AND NEAT HAVING TO CARRY OAROUND A DEVICE LIKE THIS AT ALL TIMES. WHENEVER I GO FOR A DRIVE IT'S LIKE I'M ON AN AWAY TEAM MISSION!! god i fucking hate technology and tech faggots SO FUCKING MUCH IT IS PHYSICALLY FUCKING PAINFUL.
>>28796170>browns find uncomfortableIm brown and i love cold weatherMeanwhile tens of thousands of whites die of skin cancer every year because they live in australia and southwest usa lmao
>>28796053Virtually all cars can do that these days, no? Sometimes it's artificially locked behind a trim but every car since 2015 at the latest has remote start hardware capability and a modem.
>>28796330Manual cars dont/cant have remote start
>>28796229>>28796253>the averages!>spells Cohencidentally>Only an idiot buys an EV to use in a sub-freezing climate (this thread)string of retarded standings
>>28796332You can get them aftermarket but I have heard it's a pain in the ass and there's a few workarounds that have to be done so the install is more expensive than an auto.You also have to get used to never parking in gear and only relying on the handbrake which I think is retarded since my driveway has about a 10% slope and id never park it out of gear
>>28796332Oh yes they can, the folk in the Great White North have long since gifted the world with such technology.You may not be allowed to own or use one where you are but they exist.
what's with the numerous active tesla threads?did elon shit the bed again?
>>28796344Oddly there is a charging thread a winter thread and a buying thread. Perhaps we ought to have DBT buying DBT charging and DBT winter threads. One each for learners Proper bikers and Harley owning lawyers.You could also divide those for color and gender.
yes, I press the lock button twice then hold the auto start button. Defroster comes on full blast with seat and wheel heater. 2013 pathfinder btw
>>28796349really there should be a tesla board with pol flags (all indians btw)
>>28796053>Can your car do that?Yes
>>28796329Do those guys also get sickle-cell anaemia? Or suffer from vitamin D deficiency? Or have a higher chance of prostate cancer? Or diabetes?lmao
>>28796329>Meanwhile tens of thousands of whites die of skin cancer every yearWhat are you even talking about, thirdy?
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>>28796170Then that means health and intelligence can't stop you from being a retard with shit taste in living conditions. I bet healthy and intelligent people also love living in India since it's pretty shitty.
>>28796411Bum related diseases follow them around apparently.Actualy most illnesses thought extinct in the west are on the rise because of cultural diversity.There are immunisations being introduced for things that don't exist any more.
>>28796053yes i got a remote start. Previous car had aux heater with remote start
>>28796059This will be GTA graphics in 2012
>>28796430Diseases of the Modern Man
>>28796089With subscription, yes.
>>28796177They put them at fast food chains for a reason.
>>28796357Toyota is all Indians. Tesla is a white brand.
>>28796053Anyone else absolutely disgusted with the idea of controlling a car with a phone?
>>28796498The modern White Man who spends his time arguing with AI chatbots on twitter and communicating with his OnlyFans wife purely through a group chat instead of face to face
>>28796508they don't care because they're all boiled frogs who've already been eased into spyware
>>28796292>You still have to drive thereThe trip time doesn't factor in to refueling time since you don't set out on a trip specifically just to go to the gas station. You just stop there on the way to or from your destination during the drive you were already making. Refueling a gas or diesel vehicle costs you like 3-5 minutes of your time at most.>fight the niggers there waiting to mog youThat's a you problem. You can choose to live where they don't. That's what I did. I haven't seen one in probably 3 weeks or more.
>>28796498>built in Fremont by the hands of H-1B holders, Indian capital of Americahuh
>>28796292I have never ever experienced this before even as somebody living in Fatmerica. All of my trips to the gas station are always quick with no problems. What the fuck kind of 4th dimensional shit hole are you living in?
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>>28796053I live in southern Mississippi.
>>28796053I can open my car's door if it's on fire, can you do that?
>>28796256My car makes its own electrivity to charge my phone. Tesla "drivers" BTFO.
>>28796059I get to park my 911 in my garage for 6 months of the year, literally wasting away 50% of its annual value loss per year sitting with fuel stabilizer and over inflated tires on a trickle charger.
>>28796053I've owned cars from the 90s with remote start...
>>28796336>cohen cidentiallyI'm not that anon but he is based noticer and you're a nigger and your shits all retarded
>>28796059>i dont live in a place where is snows only 24/7 air pollution chuds excuse me my car just got broken into again
>>28796059>hmpfh I'm not a retard>LAAm I getting punked? Where's the camera? C'mon guys, this isn't funny
>>28796080lmao whathow does having a garage indicate living somewhere bad?
yes, what kind of range do you get?
>>28796332>>28796338my neighbor installed one on his manual civic and it drove through his garage door after he left it in first kek
>>28796053>willingly wanting a car with a remote phone connectionNo thanks, I don't want to make it easier to allow Unit 8200 and the CIA into my car. I don't need the Hastings/Heche treatment.
>>28796305Exactly. When I go out in my Miata, I rarely take the phone, unless I want to take piccies.
>>28796170Ehhh, it's not true at least not in my country Singapore
>>28796170Based. And also makes it comfy to enjoy a cup of coffee or cocoa
>>28796053>You can defrost your tesla from your phone.The third eye meditations increased BMR so I only like cold weather. I tend to overheat now.
>>28796053yes my pickup truck can do that right from the key fob. it's called remote start, i assume you've heard of it.
