red: you can, for the rest of your life, have any cars you want, for free, and drive them, and your repairs are all paid for for life, BUT, there is now a 55 mph speed limit everywhere, and it is strictly enforced by drones, and the speed limit can never change nor be less enforcedgreen: there is no more speed limit, and you have a lifetime supply of Kia cars and SUVs (including Genesis luxury models), but that is ALL you can drive.
GREEN
obviously green then i swap blown small block chevys into my G90s and fucking rip
GREEN means GO
>>28799434Is there a button that removes all indians, boomers and people below 100IQ from the road?
>>28799434green. I'd rather drive a shitbox at high speed than a big money car at a snails pace.
>>28799444assume you cannot modify or swap engines
>>28799448same. i'd rather fuck a fat chick than hold a hot girl's hand.
>>28799434Which button do I press to make faggots like OP kill themselves?
>>28799446press the yellow button that sends you to north korea.
>>28799434red because my van can't really do more than 55 anyway
>>28799549I've been watching vanlife videos on youtube, and almost all of them have shitty old vans. The boomers have the nicest vans, but still, most of them are using cheap old vans to do it.
>>28799434I'm already living in a red country, so I'll stick with what I know. Drones can't fly in less than optimum conditions anyway, and they'll never deploy them in heavily wooded country. Australia is vast and the gov wan't to optimize revenue. Gov can't deploy cameras etc. to remote regions as they know they will be vandalized or burnt.I'm okay with Kias though. No hate.
I press the other red button that doesn't have the stupid technodystopian shit tacked on. I love slow boxy 80s cars, so I wasn't planning on going past the speed limit anyway.
>>28799434As long as Hyundais are included as well because they're the same company as Kia and Genesis, sure, I'll take green.
>>28799572yes, hyundais are includedtoo bad they don't update the N models to the newest design and interior
green and chill in my 2025 g70 3.3t sport prestige™
>>28799787>tinted windowsnigger car
>>28799794>niggeranon, people with blue eyes are more sensitive to sunlight and need tints It sounds like youre the nigger
>>28799805I use my eyes to signal to other drivers. If I can't see into your car to see if you are looking at me, that's dangerous. Also, I don't get why Kia doesn't migrate the 3.5 to this thing. And it also needs about 3-4 inches in length. Being too small killed the Stinger, too.
>>28799805a smart person would wear sunglasses during the day and have clear windows for night time driving.
Gimme a Stinger
>>28799434I don't really get high speed anyway, so red. 55 mph is plenty enough for city drifting.
>>28799434I would annihilate so many kia souls by doing unholy things to them.
>>28799851i wish there were more everyday practical fun cars vs a few known unpractical dedicated sports cars its too bad kia doesn't invest more in just putting bigger/faster engines in shitboxes for fun without trying to be fancy about it
>>28799834Aren't these surprisingly underwhelming?
>>28799864depends what you go in expectingfast comfy gt car with rwd dynamics - yeah- handling like a porsche, light weightno, not reallyand also it was too cramped inside to sell (as well as too expensive)
now that the dust has settled, what's the /o/pinion on the genesis coupe?
>>28799434>>28799572Im in for green
>>28799434Red. It's just the 70's again. I can drive bone stock 30's packards on the freeway, nice.
red i would just drive old cars
>>28799434>and you have a lifetime supply of Kia carsDeal. I love my 2nd Generation Kia Soul.
>>28799833I guess that anon isn't so Übermensch after all
>>28799434Definitely redWhat the FUCK is a faggy drone gonna do?!thought experiments are so fucking gay godsDAMN
>>28799870It isn't a grand tourer nor is it fast THOUGH
>>28801877faster than most economy cars
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>>28799459Kek, stealing that phrase to justify my life of hooning shitboxes.
>>28799448>>28799459>>28801936Retarded false dichotomy
>>28799807>And it also needs about 3-4 inches in length. Being too small killed the Stinger, too.The g80 existsBut yeah slightly related the CT4 is being killed because its just too small, We need a CT4.5 and a CT5.5/CT6And we need a G75 and a G85
>>28799434Red, no contest.
>>28799434GreenI'm hitting 200mph on the commute baby
