Jalopnik is now going the way of the Dodo bird. Press "S" to pay respects to this once mighty website. It seems like as cars become appliances, there just isn't much need for anyone with a lick of sense in them anymore. https://www.jalopnik.com/2064288/jalopnik-staff-fleet-update-2026/
>>28799963Damn, and I thought game journalism was pathetic
It's been shit for a decade, this is nothing new.
Unless you're interested in daily articles dismissing Tesla's, there are better websites out there
>>28799963Jalopnik has been fucked since they changed layouts from the blue one, that's how long it has been since it started going down hill.
Jalopnik was decent until Gawker got dismantled, the next owner slowly ran the site into the ground. Most of the staff left and a few now write for The Autopian, which is a site you should check out imho
>>28799963>Jalopnik>nowkekIt hasn't been relevant for 10 years. You are the dinosaur
>>28800023Its hilarious the site is just I hate Elon Musk/Tesla grifting. The owner is deranged
>>28799963What were they thinking when they hit 'publish' on that list?
>>28799963JALOPNIKU WILL NOT RUN THIS VIDEUUUUUUUUU
>>28799963They're communists and have adopted an anti-car stance, anti-electric and anti-Tesla. It started with anti-Tesla and the writers went the deep end with communism because Musk is a capitalist
>>28799963There is absolutely nothing with using public transit whenever convenient. Not driving a car during rush hour makes everyone, including you, hate driving cars just that little bit less. Nobody likes traffic jams, not even the most devoted petrolheads.
the Kotaku of cars, quite literally totally worthless yellow journalismused to be great back in the day with gawker, even if it was still shitty journalism it was kind of a friendly /o/-style shittiness, now it's just ads on top of ads on top of ads on top of AI generated articles written specifically to get you half way down the page before you realize it's an ad. Also, it started at the tail end of the gawker era but the scripts on all of their websites that loaded the ads were always extremely janky and tended to lock up my phones web browser so I just stopped going.they really really shouldn't have messed with hulk hogan
I thought they shut down a decade ago
>>28799963>Living in New York City, I don't personally own a car.It's the bus rider meme amons here shit post about.It's real.
>>28800871kek, busrider, lmaonice bait btw.
>>28800046>The Autopianthis place seems no different. The same Nintendo Switch type leftist faggots writing slop. You would at least expect it to be the same level to SpeedHunters with DinoDC but it just is not.
>>28801090I have a motorcycle, a car and a metro pass. I use the car the least out of the three. Bike is fun and fast when the weather is right, bus is convenient when it isn't, car is only needed when I need to get parts for my bike and only fun in winter on an ice lake track.
Logan CarterAmber DaSilva - holeDaniel Golson - fagAndy Kalmowitz - jewRyan Erik King - niggerErin Marquis - holeCollin Woodard
>>28799963>lowercase typingOpinion discarded
>>28801049>phoniggerYou deserved everything you got, and more.
>>28801165>Amber DaSilva - holeNot until a doctor put it there a few years ago. Dude's name's Steve and he was an ugly jew before and he's an ugly jew with no cock now.
Jalopnik's been shit for like 15 years, and the """journalists""" are so far up their own ass they could wear their ribs as braces.From memory it became garbage around the time Cracked did, but I could be a few years off.
>>28801472jej, even from that small picture my tranny-sense was tingling
>>28801472Thank you anon, that made my day
>>28801472SICK
>>28800871>public transit whenever convenientThis applies to very few locales outside of the EUSSR.
>>28799963When magazines went defunct you at least got to keep your copies. When websites close down the literature disappears forever.In 200 years time there will be no trace of the people who lived in the digital era.
>>28799963allowing women to participate in mens spaces beyond wearing a swimsuit eventually leads to its failure
>>28801470just because my computer has enough horsepower to run whatever Bitcoin miner they had going doesn't mean I shouldn't read the daily fucking news on my phone you illiterate basement dwelling cockgobbler
>>28803006Yes it does so
>>28803007shut up jew
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>>28801121I need regular updates on recent developments of Beetle taillight studies