Let it all out ITT
>car youtubers showing off a car known for it's great engine sounds>*puts background music to the footage*>car youtubers focused on POV driving videos >too retarded to switch off the default noise cancellation on their gopros >not caring enough to ever turn it off even after getting the issue pointed out
/o/.
>>28837662>people uploading engine sound footage for cars and bikes>doesn't rev it or does a weak 2k rpm revinfuriating
>>28837666ALL OF MY FUCKING HATE.
>>28837658
>>28837666Not as annoying as loud shitty rock music over the engine sound.
>rally driver invites some woman to come ride with in a car you clicked the video for>she does idiotic hands in front of mouth screeching on every bump and cornerjust why
>>28837658after i got my convertible top dialed in someone hit me and now it whistles a little over 50 mph
>>28837658>watch a video on how to fix something>the guy is bitching about working when it's hot outPeople like that need to come and work on vehicles when it's -40.
>>28837658This board
>>28837704Sometimes when it gets above 80* or below 60* it's uncomfowtobow :(
>>28837675>rock musicyeah good one, try soundclown beats
>>28837663>>28837708redditors
manually shifting gears
>>28837662>>28837663>>28837666>>28837668>People on the Internet who complain about not doing anything with their lives
>>28837658right hand drive carsyou drive on the left and you logically tuck yourself into the car to get the pedalsyou plomp your ass into an rhd and you sit 10 degrees to the right and give the road a permanent stinkeye
>>28837675>bruh nooo they b 'blastin" dey rockmusic!!Kek cry pussy ahh eboniclethttps://files.catbox.moe/2q9rm7.mp4
>>28837800What car(s)? A lot of mainland euro cars have a really shit pedalbox/driving position arrangement from the RHD conversion whereas Japscrap and Britshit tends to do a lot better by nature.t. Bong with a Jag and a Suzuki>>28837666This is so fucking annoying. I pull up an exhaust sound video and it's always some combination of these things.>Filmed 15 years ago on a budget phone camera>Audio balance is way too hot so everything's distorted and blown out>Music playing over the top>Revving at idle, no driveby shots let alone an actual pull inside or outside the carVid related is a rare example of doing it properly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXQhwG6Qwe8
>zippy little engine>drives like a gokart>its not fast, but its quick>slow car fast>rowing my own gears>in the twisties>touge>small, lightweight, and affordable>fun wheel drive>reliable>fuel efficient>cost of ownership>japanese reliability and build quality>smiles per gallon
>>28837800...Whut? I think this is a skill issue on your part, bud.>t. regularly driven both RHD and LHD.
>>28837841But MODIFYING a car to be better is for ricers!!
>>28837863and that's a good thing!
>>28837845You forgot:>nooo that car is LOWERED you LITERALLY can NOT drive ANYWHERE without your bunpers falling off!!
>>28837826cute toys, want to play with mine?
>>28837868>i MUST have EVERY incoherent MODIFICATION ever MADE!!!Why are weeblets like this?
>>28837870That depends
Previous owners channeling their spiritual mexican and getting into the wiring
>>28837845Your chariot has arrived, my black king.
>>28837826I absolutely LOVE the Baja bowls from the Baja Fresh over there by H Martthey need more locationssee you around anon
>>28837895holy shit youre not wrong
>>28837658>people that drive like the accelerator and brake pedals are on/off switches, no in-between>people riding brakes downhill (no speed traps in sight) oblivious to the uphill right ahead that they then do 10 under on because they didn't just coast down
>>28837658not having money has got to be the worst car related thing
People turning on their rear fog lights when a few drops of rain are falling or when going bumper to bumper on a freeway.
>>28837845Post car right fucking now
>>28837932>people riding brakes downhillThis, holy shit people in the most pedestrian of cars will be destroying the fucking brakes because they want to think they have control, completely ignoring the fact that you're not stopping at all when this shit starts to fade and you're just gonna get in an accident.
>>28837967"Not that 'anon'," to use the parlance of oue times, but which one?that's the blue camaro, by the way
>>28838007this is just evil >>28837967which one?
>>28838021The older one
>>28838022My gr corolla or my gr86 yuzu edition
>>28838026Older
>>28837938whats this brown dog yappin about? post your venmo or zelle
>>28837658AW SHIIIIEEEET WE PAINTING THE INTERIOR BRO!!!!!TO THE WINDOOOOOOW TO THE WALL!
>>28837658>Cars blaring nigger music
cars in front of me are driving too slowcars behind me are driving too fast
>>28837662>Car youtuber destroys beloved out of production vehicles like crown vics and small trucks because they are cheapIt is always one that looks in good running condition, too. I don't care how cheap they are. They deserve to be taken care of. Why can't they use altimas? They are just as cheap.
>>28838059>Go up hill>Car in front drops 15 mphMakes me so angry. I just want to do the speed limit.
>>28837826What's that below the gun, in the foam case?
>>28838080pipefor smokin pole
>>28838080A M O T H E R S H I P chillum
>see P plate on car in front>speed up to overtake and get a look at the sweet 18 yo honey at the driver's seat>it's a 40+ yo brown immigrant>mfw
>>28838086I never understood chillums, don't they make your hands reek of weed?
>>28838100was at flemington markets at syd on saturday, p plater was blocking a forklift and wouldn't move. forklift driver was fucking p i s s e d. got a look at the driver and it was a 40 year old jeet lmao. the guy just had an emotionless stare on his face while everyone was telling him to back the fuck up. eventually he moved when another worker came up and told him to move back. guy was flying through the parking lot packed full of weekend shoppers judging by what the first worker was saying.
>>28838117I'm sure that anon is completely desensitized to the smell
>>28838117You just smoke it like a normal pipe you don't have to do it like an injun
>>28837938Same here. See 20 year old car, 40,000 miles, it's $40,000 when it's MSRP back then was $53k. I didn't understand the autistic pricing around "rare" "collectable" cars. Great, you parked it for 20 years and think one of 3 cars like that demands that price because they only imported 300 red ones? Fuck off
>>28838151I don't mean to sound like a hater but smoking it like an injun would be the only appeal. It seems worse than a normal pipe in every way
>>28838184Normal pipes are ugly and bulky that's just my piece for when I don't have the SOVEREIGNTY KING STEMLINE with me
>>28838186Fair enough, do you anon.
>>28838021Have another
>>28837918Are you cute?
>>28837932>people riding brakes downhill (no speed traps in sight) oblivious to the uphill right ahead that they then do 10 under on because they didn't just coast downDrives me completely insane especially when I'm in my obese shitbox that lacks the power to get up any hills without utilizing the momentum of prior hills >>28838284jej
>>28837662>POV comfy night driving video>its 15 minutes longOr>POV comfy night driving video>its in a modern Mercedes with the lighting turned to some obnoxious color
>>28837658Bright LED headlights
>>28837658>tiniest scratch just outside of being an easy fix>keeps me up at night
>>28838186I prefer beaker bottom, but legit. Bongs are the way to go. I haven't smoked in 6-7 years since gummies exist now. Just eat a bit and you're good for hours. I never liked the act of smoking, concealing the smell, and having bloodshot red eyes. Inhaling combusted plants is really bad for you. Your lungs and heart will thank you if you switch to edibles or vaping concentrate.
>>28838286are you 6'5'' in finance hun?
>>28837826Sounds gay, and the car as well
>>28838342I'm only 6'3" but i sell drugs and have killed 3 people haha
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A LITTLE GODDAMN WINDOW BUTTON FOR WHERE MY PARKING BRAKE USED TO BE? I DONT WANT TO ROLL UP A WINDOW I WANT TO PULL THE BRAKE, NOT FLICK SOME LITTLE SWITCH UNTIL THE CAR DECIDES TO LISTEN AND ENGAGE SOME BRAKE YOU'D NEVER KNOW WAS ON WITHOUT THE GAY LITTLE LED ON THE DASH LIGHTING UP. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A LEVER ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A GODDAMN KEY I DONT WANT YOUR ELECTRICAL BUTTPLUG VERIFYING MY KEY IN THE IGNITION WHAT IF I WANT TO GO SWIM YOU DOUBLENIGGERS
>>28838362>killed 3 people how faggot?..stop larping
>>28838281>>28838007holy fuck i love living in a town thats far too underdeveloped and lacking in infrastructure to pull shit like this off
>>28838375The Middle Eastern, Russian, and Nth Korean societies that my "democratic" gov't tells me to hate are the ones with more freedom.
>>28838375Where do you live? I want to go there and fuck your women.
>>28838375They're also in your small towns too. I've even seen unmarked Ford trucks so they could blend in with the trucks around town.>>28838382North Korean civilians don't even have cars and I did notice you conveniently left out China, which has insane levels of driving camera usage (including a camera to ticket you for jerking off while driving).
>>28838382>>28838384protip, you can live a life of Thailand-tier rugged freedom and you dont even have to leave the US to do it
>>28838393my country uses infra-red cameras that detects your dirty thoughts. i suffer living in a ""democracy"".
>>28838382Would you really want to live in those shitholes though? Really? Total freedom isn't a good thing when the people that have it are pants on head retarded.
>>28838395>the USif i lived in america i'd use my automatic assault rifle to shoot at speed cameras.
>>28838399well shit, sounds like you'd be a great asset to our beautiful country
>>28838398>i derive my opinions from mainstream mediahave you been to any of these nations?
>>28838407nigga all you need to do is watch the abundance of dashcam footage and look at the stats, that says it all
>>28838407I've heard all I need to from people that have lived there and moved here. Obviously never met a North Korean but none of them have cars anyway.
>>28838410show me the stats thenpro tip: you won't
>>28838413https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rateenjoy
>>28838411>there are no cars in nth koreabecause they're more advanced than western nations so they use personal jetpacks.
>>28838415>250,000 Chinese people died in car accidents in just 2021What the fuck.Not surprised with India though, but would've thought they'd go beyond 250k
>>28838415here's your top ten. congrats! you came third!
>>28838421>he thinks im americanlol
>>28838423>maybe if i pretend i'm not american he'll believe mehow did you survive not being shot at school?
>>28838424im really not, my country isnt even in the top 100.
>>28838428is your country even trying?
>>28838430it doesnt try at anything desu
>>28838432that's a good thing because a wise jedi once told me that to try is to fail
>>28837662>People obsessing about engine sounds when all cars sound the same
>>28838355Delusionalhttps://files.catbox.moe/xqfh33.mp4
CarTubers extrahyping shitboxes making prices go up for literal garbage vehicles all so they can make glorified content for views and social media points.
>>28838456>All cars sound the sameHoly shit your sensory awareness is low or you've exclusively driven automatic I-4s.
>>28837658women drivers, amirite?
>>28838421>china ahead of all of north and south america and all of europeown goal
>>28838547"europe" is the entire pink region btw
>>28838461Yea that sounds like shit. Not surprising for a manlet motor. V8s under 5 liters are for fags and wrenchlets
Where The Hood, Where The Hood, Where The HOOD At?
Have That Nigga In The CUT, Where The WOOD At?!
Oh, Them Niggas Actin' Up? Where The WOLVES At?!
You Better BUST That If You Gon' Pull That!
FWDAutomaticsOpen differentialsThat's about it.
>>28838570Kek what a disingenuous kikeBreakfast on engineRight now
>>28837662>car youtubers
FWD.
>>28838595
>>28838595Sub-5 literlet detected
>>28838714ooo what kind of big block?
>>28838736wait nvm reverse image searched it
>>28837788those people are objectively better then the people they are complaining about
>>28837800imagine the girth of this dude
>>28837869>every lowered car i see is either scuffed the fuck up or i gotta wait 3 minutes as they carefully navigate a small dip in the grocery store parking lot
Poorfags in shitty low seans complaining about headlights being too bright. I've never felt safer driving than with new white headlights. They're also needed for camera and safety functions. I got a crossover that's taller and they've never been an issue for me
>>28838714So no breakfast on engine?>>28838718Nocar ricelet slowfaglet confirmed
>>28838860This is the delusional disingenuousness I've come to expect from this board
>>28838897lmao. you wont take a timestamped picture of your totally not scuffed lowered car
>>28837826God forbid wanting to hear the engine, you know, the reason I clicked on a video titled V8 SOUND
>>28838896Cope harder, displacementlet
>>28837826lmao when people put their knives out like its cool or something
>>28838937lolbmao is this something nocars are actually worries about? Who gives a FUCK about some fuckin plasticke?>>28839070Sneed harder, nocar ricelet stancelet slowfaglet boyracelet
>>28838944https://files.catbox.moe/092xqf.mp4See >>28838461 for a garaged cold startTurn your speakers up kek
>>28839320Didn't watch your first fart can sound video and not going to click on that one either, seethe.
>>28839325You nocars are all such disingenuous pussies kek
>>28839138lolbmao when "people" use ebonics
>mcdonalds struts
>>28839345
>>28839314Manlet motor owner malding harder than ever before. Don't act tough when your cucked V8 is under 5 liters
>>28839345Is a double wishbone suspension always better than Mc Pherson struts?
>is that....>no...>IS THAT A....!??!!?>A-A-A RAILROAD CROSSING?!??!?!!?!?>AAAEEEEEEEIIIII SAVE ME NIGGER JEEBUS OH LAWDY LAWDY!!!!!!!!!!!>I MUST COME TO A COMPLETE STOP AND CRAWL OVER THIS CROSSING AT 5 MILES PROWER OR ELSE MY ENTIRE CAR WILL FALL APART OH MY SCIENCE DON'T YOU KNOW THAT TAKING THIS DANGEROUS CROSSING ABOVE 5 MILES AN HOUR (8 KPH FOR MY METRIC FRIENDS!) WILL IRREPERABLY DAMAGE EVER PART OF YOUR CAR!?!?!?!?! >WHAT THE HECKIN' FREAKIN' SCIENCE?! YOU DIDN'T KNOW AND WANT TO CROSS OVER THIS 0.0005" BUMP AT REGULAR SPEED?!!!? NOT ON MY WATCH!!!! I WILL GET IN FRONT OF YOU AND THEN SLAM ON MY BRAKES TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T CROSS FASTER THAN ME!!!>YES I DRIVE A $250,000 2026 TRUCK WITH A 8'' LIFT KIT AND 45'' TIRES BUT THIS FUCKING TINY BUMP IN THE ROAD SCARES ME TO MY CORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28837658normalfags fauning over an NA miata cuz le heckin wholesome pop ups when it's the second worst mx-5 model they madeND > NC > NA > NB
anything with 4 or more wheelsanything with a steering wheelcagers, basically.
>>28838295why would you watch POV comfy night driving video? just get in your car and go for a comfy night drive
>Official clip of something crazy like a rally car at the Isle of Man>stupid narration from the driver well after the video and/or constant cuts
>>28839314>it is scuffed to all helllmao i knew i went to sleep instead of waiting for a reason
>>28839340no no no, ebonics would be saying "pull a knife". proper english is "put"
>>28839979>nooo the front of the piece of shit plasticke meant to get scraped up is scraped up!!!lolbmaooo0o0o0o i knew you were a nocar>>28839980The whole sentence is ebonics lolbmaooo0o0o0o
>>28838310Death to leds
>>28839441>Be accident response>Express lanes closed due to accident>Force cars out of express and into left lane (we have a truck blocking it)>Drivers have to go over pic related>"OMG WILL THIS SCRATCH MY CAR?">No. It is plastic>continue to crawl over poles to preserve their dilapidated 05 corollaThe ones with the fancy cars upset me the most. I don't care about the car or any scratches. GTFO because there's 100 others behind them.
>>28837672>Massive potholes on onramp>Caltrans shuts down onramp for some lane-widening project >Potholes still remain when ramp reopens Every DOT in the country should be audited into oblivion.
>>28840050>he puts pieces of shit plastic on his carlol
>doug demuro>talks an hour about le quirks and features>skips straight to driving without showing the start up soundliterally the worst fucking car review guy on youtube. i hope he crashes his countach.
>>28840137I think it was the beancounters that did thatIt may have been the engineersEither way, removing it would be MODIFYING a car, which is rice no matter what!!!
That's not a 5000 pound gas chamber its a TUNDRA!Thats not a gas chamber it's an explorer!That's not a gas chamber it's a chief grand cherokee.No I dont know what a mazda is.Thats not a gas chamber it's a Tahoe!That's not a 5000 pound gas chamber its a path finder!The gas chambers are NOT disguised as transportation.That is not poison it is freedom distilled in to air.That's not a gas chamber it's an F150.Those are not gas chambers they are only showers.That is not zyklon B it is only pesticide.You cant spell denial with out denali
bump
>people who are brake pedal happy are more dangerous than those who swerve in and out of traffic>why do people need to back into parking spots? all it does is inconvenience whoever is behind them
>>28837658Ultra bright headlights for the nightblind completely ruined night driving for those with blue eyes and superior night vision over just a couple years, likely permanently
>>28838576my brain can't process that pic
>>28838149And by that you mean, he smells horrible and gets mad when you say so
>>28838419They are, they're just lying about how many there are
>>28840137>He buys a car made of pieces of shit plastic
>>28841013>Bright blue eyes>Can barely see in the day without sunglasses and squinting and closing one eye>Drive miata so my roof is level with the wheel arches of most cars around me.>Every car has their brights on as far as I'm concerned>Running OE-tier halogens like a respectable human beanMan, fuck this shit. Still, I can see better at night than in the day. Just don't look into the light. I live in a rural area so that probably helps. The bastards in lifted trucks with poorly-adjusted ebay lights should be prioritized over speeders by the leos. They're the kind to drive drunk, too.
>>28837884Bonus points if they didn't bother to remove the sound insulation and they straight up ripped through the fucking thing until they got to the wiring
>>28840070>Every DOT in the country should be audited into oblivion.Government work needs thorough requirements written up or else it won't get done.
>>28841279hey man don't diss the corvette
>interstate croozin 5-10mph over the limit>so is everyone else>everyone ahead of me brakes and slows down suddenly>state trooper speed trap>jfc you retards>I don't even tap the brake and pass them all>don't get pulled over because why the fuck would I99% of the people on the road are fucking cattle
Fuel filler doors on the opposite side of the driver
>>28837788>poster who does everything people are complaining aboutKill yourself.
>>28838062Blame Obama for forcing us to drive 3 cylinder shitters
>>28837658All manufacturers design their seats so that all your belonging can fall beneath them clown.jpeg
>>28837666>Looking for new exhaust>Exact setup I'm looking for>280 p>Revs in driveway>No flyby>Barely goes above 5k...whyAlso people who don't go fast on onramps
>no baby in cari hate liars
>>28843533>people who don't go fast on onrampsthis so much. especially since my shitbox has no power so i need the whole on-ramp to gain speed so i can merge safely with the traffic on the freeway but the fucker with the V8 in front of me will be doing 60 km/h on the on-ramp then floor it when he crosses the line to enter the freeway leaving me at 60 km/h trying to merge with traffic doing 100 km/h. i hate those cunts.
>>28843541I live in an area with short ramps because the road dates back to the '30s
>>28838310Will admit to having deliberately pulled over and then back out with my fulls on to cunts in their crossover bullshit doing this to me. Then the silly twats start flashing their lights as if they couldn't see they were blasting my mirrors with their fucking bumper mounted DEWs a minute ago.
>>28843491Most if not all cars today come with cruise control, don't they? These people are just too dumb to use it.
>>28843541This is the fucking worst.I have a 1.2 European shitbox and am constantly stuck behind a fucking geriatric in a hybrid crossover with instant torque and the silly cunts merge at 50mph then speed up to 70 when they're physically on the motorway.Worse than this the on-ramp nearest to me is uphill.>>28843536Never seen anyone with one of these signs that didn't drive like a complete mong. If you care so much about your kid why not get out of the fucking middle lane if you're only going to drive 10 under the limit.
>>28843658The only thing I haven't done yet is throw shit at people. But god am I close.
>any rain at all>wipers on full blastThanks for letting me know you have no active thought processes going on.
>>28843777>very light drizzle>turn on wipers at bare minimum>rain turns into a downpour a minute later>wipers on full blast>dies down again>wipers at bare minimum>downpour starts again 2 minutes later>wipers on full blast>repeat for 2 hoursREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>only turns on their blinker right as they enter the roundaboutyeah nah fuck you just for that i've sped up to get past your dumb ass
>>28844006A roundabout is an optimal test for drivers.If you see someone acting strange there (wrong blinkers (especially blinking left while driving in the roundabout), fear of entering because there is another car on the opposite side), chances are that he's a moron on the street in other ways as well.
>>28843663thats why adaptive cruise is good. retards are too stupid to use regular cruise control which means no one behind them can use regular cruise control
>>28839486I try not to drive at night so I don't get bug splatter on the car.
>>28843873I just leave them off unless I'm getting a lot of spray from other vehicles. My glass is so bad it'd be a crime in some states but the rain still rolls off with a bit of rainx or wax.
>>28844006oh ya this drives me mentalhardly anyone signals at roundabouts and those who do usually don't do it properly
>>28843333See the difference is that the Corvette is made from pieces of piss plastic
>City patches a pothole>They did such a bad job that there's now a bigger pothole in the same spot 3 months later>Repeat for 8 years>There's now an 8 foot wide, 6 foot long speedbump in the middle of the road and going over it feels like driving over multiple curbs because it's so tall and lumpy>Rarely have the option of just going around it due to opposing traffic
>>28837662>>28837666>Looking for older exotic car noises to satiate my autism>Have to include shit like -gt3 -turismo -forza etc in the search otherwise it's 40 million videos of 11 year olds recording their laptop screen with their dad's old iphone 6 of them playing gran turismo or whatever
Rust and potholes.
>>28837826>that screen oh no no no noooooo
