>baby on board
>>28849521OK non sex haver
>board on baby
>>28849521Sweet, bonus points!
>>28849524For me? It's condoms and Plan B if that fails.I cannot even trust myself to be responsible for another person.
>>28849521>my other ride is a [pop culture reference]
Citroen picasso i bet
>How am I driving?>I'm not. This vehicle is being driven by 700 rats
>>28849524You will never be a woman
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>>28849584I haven't seen one of those in years. Calvin pissing used to be really popular, usually with a Chevy, Ford, or ram logo.
>>28849521>hers not hismaybe one day i'll make a sticker that says>not his>not hers>i dunno whose it actually is
>[insert name of football team here]
>>28849521>if you can read this… you’re too close!
For me, it's>IF YOU CAN'T SEE>MY MIRRORS>I CAN'T SEE YOU
>>28849566>How am I driving?>How does an engine work?>Why would a loving God cause such agony?
>>28849680i can't find the button on my phone
>stay back 500 feet
>>28849521Better get the airhorn out.
>>28849584
>is the worst driver you've ever seen in youre path
I have an idea for a bumper sticker. It will say>I throw __________ at tailgatersAnd you're supposed to fill the blank with a marker
>>28849723Goddamn, I'm enraged just seeing this thing.I still can't believe they swapped nuclear for coal. Fucking A.
It's always on something like a shitty fiesta with curb rash and damaged bodywork, and the driver is always an overweight woman with a bad attitude.
>>28849727Eh, it worked for nazis.
>>28849521More like baby-back bitch on board, amirite?
>I brake for boobs
>>28849759A rusty, falling apart Dodge Magnum with so much shit inside that the driver's seat is the only usable one. At least, in my experience. You're still bang-on about the driver.
>>28849759And a single mom, who always talks loudly.
>>28849759also includes the 'powered by bitch dust' stickers too. probably evem moreso because these kind of people probably see it as validating their shitty behaviours
>>28849761Because we live in the bad timeline where Nazis never got access to nukes
>>28849521Turbo de-compression
>do you follow jesus this close (sic)?>baby on board. it's me. I'm baby>(hissing opossum sticker) please just let me merge I'm gonna cry>giant meteor 2016, 2020, 2024,
>>28850265because jews invented nukes lmao, its not a "bad timeline" oppenheimer and einstein were jewish
>bitte ein bit
>student driver please be patient
>>28851121if Jews invented nukes how come Mossad had to steal the plans from Los Alamos by baiting horny scientists with Epstein's child sex trafficking ring?
