can i install a bronze ram onto the front of my ford fusion? it's what the romans did. i want to strike fear into the hearts of the other motorists. i want them to be like "i don't want to piss that guy off, he'll ram me and i'll sink"
You can do whatever you want man
>>28867418>how to get a fix it ticket 101
>>28867418Yes you may.
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>>28867418>can i install a bronze ram onto the front of my ford fusion?In car accident penalty awards, if the person demonstrated prior motive to make an accident worse for someone else, they would lose the court case. Never show in court that you had planned to cause harm to others because instead of being acquitted, you might lose the case because such an item satisfied requirements for MOTIVE / INTENT TO CAUSE HARM.It's bad because your own car insurance company will torpedo you and say they "For Cause" refuse to cover you due to this device.
Just whack a Roo bar on it
>>28867418>can i install a bronze ramThat will rip your car apart with any sideways force. Your ram prong digs into whatever was hit, and the sideways motion of your car then forces the ram assembly sideways, thus ripping your front end apart.
I see people with a set of bull horns on the front of their trucks. If you live where no one gives a shit you could.Mess with the bull and you get the horns!
>>28869409The hood on that wouldn't be considered "pedestrian safe" in the land that bought you the VW Bus on its right.
>>28869409>El Bull I bet his wife has a Bull too.
>>28869431I am my wife's bull. There is nothing wrong with a wife having a bull. When I have sex with her, I scream cow noises and declare that I am the minotaur, and then penetrate her. She is simultaneously enthralled and terrified by this performance. My children do not know what is happening when they hear this scream, and they often begin to scream in terror when I begin yelling about being a minotaur. This is a positive lesson for them, as they learn to fear minotaurs.
>>28867418I was thinking the same thing this week. I think it would have more intent if you mount and a giant black steel dildo to the front. People would avoid you like the plague.
