>insanely lightweight>super nimble around corners>cheap>easy to wrench onIt fulfills literally every /o/ criterion and you haven't bought one?
It's not big enough and doesn't meet my safety standards!!!!!!!!! I DESERVE a $70,000 steel cage!
Wow haha what a funny joke. Bet you posted this thread after failing the captcha twice and when it was finally posted you chuckled at it.Then you realized that you need to grow up for once in your life and stop saying things just to say things.
>>28868281>independent suspension>manual engine>stylish headlightsbut>bio-fuel powered>100% plastictoo innovative, I want something I can trust to start every time
>>28868281It's unreliable.
>unibody hatchbacksorry bro
>>28868298holy projection
>>28868343Cut him some slack... This board is supposed to be 100% super serious 100% of the time. No funnin' around allowed!
>>28868281LS swap when?
>>28868941
>>28868281>you haven't bought one?I was given mine.
>>28868281They're also incredibly safe in crashes. My daughter went down our basement steps in one of these bad boys and she was completely unharmed aside from being shocked.
>>28868298Who shit in your cereal
>>28868281mogged
>>28868281Now that part is just VILE.WHY?? Planned obsolescence on a fucking toy?Those metal parts are angled and mounted on damn plastic. It's only a matter of time until the leverage forces will make them break out of the plastic.
>>28869667Meanwhile these fucking bitches were built like TANKS. If you had one of them 40 years ago it will still work and you as a grown man can scoot around it IF you wanted to no problem.
>>28869670i remember i gained literally breakneck speeds on those. you could also slide them sideways with enough speed.
>>28868281it doesnt have an engine
>>28869676
>>288696761 human is about .1 horse power. Allegedly.
Terrible resale value.
>>28869704
>>28869704that's racism
>>28869848No, it's "carcism".
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>>28868281Wasn't there someone on youtube 3d printing one of these and they were planning on putting in an engine.
Just needs a hayabusa engine