Mother is insisting I get a black f150 or forest 4runner in order for me to get a gf so she can selfishly have a grandchild. She read somewhere that these vehicles are highly attractive to women. Im 33 khv were I typically drive 100 miles a day. Is there an alternative to my 15 yr old TDI that will get good mpg but also bpg(baddies per gallon) heh? Also this a good time to brag how you met your gf so I can have hope.
I met my wife in college while driving a 2002 Corolla.>Caring about mpg Just make more money bro
She's gonna have to buy you a Delorean so you can go back to high school and not fail completely
>>28870502Vehicle doesnt matter to women. Im a turbo autismo and not good with the ladies and I lost my virginity inside a dumpy Subaru Impreza. A friend of mine that is just as much of a weird nerd as I as long as Ive known him cannot keep himself out of women's pants. He drives a piece of shit Saturn Ion. The vehicle doesnt matter. Also anon, man to man, part of the reason why you're not confident enough to land a girlfriend probably is because you're letting your mother try and run your life. She has no say in the matter and who cares if she gets grandkids or not.
get a BMW then girls have to let you cum in them
>>28870553Dude, trailer trash or fat women don't count.
>>28870652>trailer trash or fat womenBruh that's all that's left in 2026 USgAy.Classy clean huwyte "women" who aren't landwhales or completely deranged BPDemons? That's like 1/10,000 and those types know they'are value. They only become mistresses to Epstein's pals.There is nothing left in this world for a man to strive for. No wonder young men have all given up and dropped out of society.I grew up in a time when you could meat high-quality (4K HDR) white women just walking around a college campus. Now you only find 250lb Immigrantx drug addicts from fucked up families.
>>28870791Tfw can just get a qt3.14 tradwife from the homeland while whites have to sift through fatsos with 30+ body counts
>>288705042005 wrx wagon with no a/c and faded paint for mereminder a huge chunk of the population your age manages to have sex without a car
>>28870504I'm trying homie. I'm so far behind the competition it isn't funny anymore. My friends and coworkers got houses and trucks and some are on their second wife or mistress.>>28870535I needed.a laugh thanks.>>28870553Bro I'm trying to find a decent woman at my age. It isn't easy. That's why I'm considering a "performative male purchase" to signal to women I am a decent guy.>>28870574A bmw diesel perhaps?>>28870840I don't believe you. Here your vehicle is your personality. Sometimes I wish I was in Europe so the playing field was more level (most ppl don't rely on purchases to get girls)
>>28871334The reason you're single isn't your car. It's the fact that you're 33 and still using shit like "gf." Being in Europe isn't going to help you. So you want to know how I met my wife? It's a long story that probably wouldn't help you.
Jesus man grow up you fucking mommas boy no wonder you dont have a serious gf
>>28871372Brother what do you call them? Gf girlfriend? I never had one. But a car is part of it what self respecting person would want someone that drives a shitbox.Educate me on women and their attraction to cars.
>>28871388geez...women really don't care, or at least, the ones you actually want to spend the rest of your life with won't. or maybe they will and maybe they also like wrenching. few things in life are as comfy as meeting the love of your life and wrenching together.
>>28871388Women aren't really attracted to cars. Call them girlfriend. Don't fucking abbreviate.I'll tell you a story that will help you. It's still long, but there's a point. >Be me, circa 2009>15, in driver's Ed. Going into my sophomore year of high school>Car is cool to me. 1988 BMW 735i. >Not cool to anybody else. Understandably, I was a fucking loser>First day of driver's Ed, new girl in school walks in. She doesn't know I'm a literal parriah. >She likes me.>We date. She never even sees my car.>Misery kicks in after a month. I am not any happier than I was before. >We break up. 1/? I don't fucking know how long this story is. It spans years.
>>28871454>FFW college, 2012. >Nice car. Actually nice. 2002 BMW Z3 3.0i. >No bitches>First girlfriend still likes me. Never stopped. >We start a "friends with benefits" arrangement. >Two years later, tell her I don't ever want to get married. >Within two months, she's off with somebody else. >Finish college in 2016. Still no bitches. >At no point did my cool new car attract any women. 2/?
Things women care about, ranked: 1. your height2. your face3. your wealth/status 4. your confidence ... 87. being "nice" ...500. your car 501. whether or not you will beat them
>>28871471>College graduate.>Liberal arts degree, so I get a job at a fucking grocery store. >Still have the Z3. >Most women don't want to live in my hometown at that age>They're off doing things.>People I went to high school are all living their best lives>Meanwhile, I made dean's list and now I get yelled at by boomers for a living>One guy bought 75 pounds of nuts, special order. He refused 25 pounds outright when they showed up. Had to get a manager to accept his check. He was furious. >Not related to story. Just saying. >Attractive women customers occasionally come in to work for the one big employer in town >Most of them don't pay me any mind>One of them smiled at me, and it made my whole fucking month >Once, I see somebody I went to high school with.>Has a master's in engineering and is engaged>I felt ashamed.>Life goes on. I live in my parents basement. >I am alone.>2017>I find and buy back my first car>It is a small comfort. >Spend time with it>Fix it>One day, asshole tries following me home from work. >Long story short, he was a meth dealer who was probably trying to rob me>I pulled a gun in him after multiple attempts to lose him>Long story short, he lied to the police and I spend a night in jail>Charges eventually dropped because meth head can't explain why he had a baseball bat with electrical tape wrapped around the handle and a mask in his car>Mfw I am known in my small town as a trigger happy psycho>What woman would want me now?3/?
>>28871488>I am accepted into law school>A second chance at life>Lots of beautiful, intelligent women all around me>Not a one cares about either of my cars>What draws attention to me is my wit>I take care of myself and women notice>I have a social life again>For the first time in my life, I have friends and dating prospects.>I do not connect with anybody at the law school anyway>This time it's my own choice>Have another girlfriend my first year>She and I are not a great match>The misery catches up, but this was actually her fault.>I am happy except when she is around instead of before, when I was just always unhappy>Recognize that desperate relationships are not good>Actually choose to be single>Enjoy my life for once>I no longer care if people like my car>Enjoy my cars for what they are>Remain single into the pandemic4/?
>>28870535Are you suggesting op's mom wants him to not fail by going back in time to sleep with her?
>>28871512>At some point in law school, reestablish contact with my ex>She's married, but unhappily>Two children>I am still mad, but I'm getting over it. >Pandemic hits>They break up>She has no money and no job>She loses custody of her children because husband had all the money>I help>She never actually got her license because nobody had the patience to teach her>Legendarily bad driver>She never finished driver's Ed>She's determined now>Teach her to drive in my old 735i>We start dating again>We get married>735i breaks down>I have to get rid of the 735i because children>Go through a series of cars>One day, wife sees 1989 735i on local car lot>She demands we buy it>We buy it>We are happy>First time a woman cared about my car is because she came to appreciate the car>Mfw my car never mattered>Mfw people came to accept me>Mfw I was loved for meYour car doesn't matter, anon. What matters is what you do with the hand you're dealt. Love the people around you, and you'll find love.
>>28871454>>28871471>>28871488>>28871512>>28871541>here's the story of how I was a sexless loser for 90% of my life then married some sloppy-seconds single mom by paying for all her shit >anyways, buy a shitty BMW
>>28871544>single momis she really if she lost custody of her kids?
>>28871544>Here's the story of how I was a sexless loser for 90% of my life despite what car I drove, and how I came to actually find happiness. No car is going to make you happy. No car is going to get you a girlfriend. You need to figure out how to be loveable.
>>28871544This. And the bitch sucked enough for a "judge" to say she's not fit to care for her own child. Guy is a fucking loser fall back guy who can't tell a story. Could've skipped 99% of it by saying his life sucked because he's a trauma baby worried about a mean boomer from a decade ago. Fuckin weirdo.
>>28871479I'm well aware about the four horsemen of attractiveness. Let's assume I have been trampled by all of them.>>28871541She appreciates your car now that you give her money. Tell me do you think you could've gotten a gf with the f150 or 4Runner. Also it quite commendable that you succeeded in your job and you even managed to date women.>>28871544>>28871574>>28871611Right right but don't be too critical for I too am a sexless loser. I suppose the moral of the story could be that bmw will allow you to cum in woman.
>>28871541Bro, i recognize you from one of the financing threads. You literally just saved her and that's why she's with you kek. You rescued her from a life of instability. That's what 35+ single moms are looking for after their life of fun. You could have done better.
>>28871699I've never been in a financing thread in my life. >>28871686And no, I could not have gotten more women with a F-150. I know this because I borrowed my dad's Lincoln F-150 and, except for one comment from a girl who was throwing herself at me before I drove it that one time, it made no difference. I had a sports car. I had a truck. I had a shitbox. The only one to resonate was the shitbox, and because the shitbox became meaningful to her because it let her take her life back. No car is going to get you a woman. Being a good person is going to get you a woman.
>>28870502the most amount of attention a car I drove received from girls was a 2004 TJ Wrangler with work done on it/o/ calls it a faggot car but make of that what you will
Get a Forester then turn them.
>>28871550milf without the kids? now that's a damn idea
>>28871855this is the sad reality. no car will ever impress a woman unless:>they care about cars>it's a wranglerbut it means you have to drive a jeep so is that really worth it? i used to drive a shitbox honda fit, the greatest car ever made, and the only comment that woman ever had about that car was to ask if it was a "race car" because it was stick.
>>28871916No, she got the kids back. I didn't respond to the other assholes because they're incels who don't care and are looking for a magic bullet for their problems. My hope was that OP would take the lesson of emotional maturity and grow as a person, rather than hope an SUV or pick up will fix his problems.
Black F150 Power boost. Women won't know the difference, truck enough, probably best on MPG before you get into diesel.
>>28871334>competition There's your problem
>>28871969My wife is into cars, but my basic bitch Focus was oddly attractive with the context of the rest of my stability.
>>28870502>Mother is insisting I get a black f150 or forest 4runner in order for me to get a gfYou're a defective and you live in a dysfunctional family.
>>28870502How the fuck is a pickup truck going to get you a girlfriend? You know, as long as you aren't driving something like an itasha or an altima that looks like it came out of the junk yard, young women don't really give a care about cars unless they're gold diggers. And you don't want a gold digger anyway. I know the dating scene is cooked for you zoomers but it can't be THAT cooked.
>>28872180The dude is 33. He's not a zoomer. He's a millennial. He's old like we are.
>>28870502Zoomers at my office hate my soillenial truck. Constantly negging me for it. I think theyre obsessed with my life tbqhwy.
Your possessions don't determine your worth. Your state of being and commensurate actions are the sole determinants of the quality of your life. You don't have to do what others tell you to do. You don't need to compare yourself to others.You, and only you, can decide what is true for you.
>>28872154What do you mean? Are you suggesting I go to Europe or South America where women aren't as shallow?>>28872173Yeah I'm aware. But trying to be normal and get a girlfriend.>>28872180Those vehicles apparently are what women want their man to drive. Potentially because they symbolize money, outdoors, rugged etc. I'm rural country farmboy so I suppose it's odd that I don't have a truck or SUV like my friends and family do. I'm a millennial stuck in a rut, trying to root >>28872190Trucks especially higher trim trucks and SUVs will make the competition seethe and women swoon.
Disregard Females. Get a bike.
>>28872204>Are you suggesting I go to Europe or South AmericaNo. Nobody is suggesting that. You put that idea in your own head. >Where women aren't as shallowKek>Those vehicles are what women want their man to driveNo, they want a man who they are attracted to, and who they can actually stand being in a room with. What is it you bring to the table? Personality wise, that is?>The trucks will make women swoon and the competition see theMy brother in Christ, all you're going to do is piss of redditors and impress other men.
>>28872202But they do tho. They signal to mates or business partners you got what it takes. My TDI while great on fuel will not get compliments. Hell I told a German crush about my "German diesel" and she cringe when it was a very instead of the bmw or Audi she was expecting. Kill meh.Eh I think I was raised differently. Frugal people in my area often have hard lives and are usually single hermits and my mother doesn't want to see me go that way.>>28872209100mile daily commute comfortable on a bike?
