They laughed at me. Scoffed at my quiet hum. Mocked my hybrid badge like it was a joke. “Gay car,” they said. “For fags and liberals.” They cut me off in traffic. Coal rolled me with their lifted brodozers. Shared memes making fun of me.And all those years, I took it. I stayed efficient, patient, and reliable. I listened to the sneers, the revving engines, the honking horns of arrogance.But now as gas prices skyrocket, suddenly those who mocked me have stopped. They cry out in outrage about the cost of gas, they blame politicians, they blame corporations. They blame anyone but themselves.I've seen their true face. And when their wallets run empty, and they are drowning in debt, and they come to me and ask me for a ride, I'll whisper back..."No."
> and they are drowning in debt, and they come to me and ask me for a ride, I'll whisper back..."No."and then you do it anyway because you're being used as an uber taxi by a filthy indian
>>28871250they scoffed at you because at one point almost half your owners bought one just to show off how much they supposedly care about the environment
>>28871250Thanks for the Uber ride. Here's a $3 tip.
>>28871250>king of the mountain pass>killer of toyobarus>successor to the mk6 celica body style>HEY HEY COME ON OVER HAVE SOME WITH CRAZY TAXI >ENTER
>>28871250lol A+ OP
>>28871250Gas is cheaper than it's ever been, adjusted for inflation. I paid $1.98 last week at bucees which has to be the cheapest I've seen it since I started driving a decade and a half ago.
>>28872321Last week the middle east wasnt exploding
