Cars that lower your home's value.Park it on the street to sabotage neighborhoods.
Uk bros know
A GMC Jimmy with concrete blocks in the back so the rear sags low. Just be ready to deal with the cops showing up at your door at 3am frequently.
>>288777612010 prius with taxi plates
>>28877762Is that a vxr meriva? Where do you live? Birmingham? Blackburn?
>>28877761As long as it's clean, no one will notice a Charger sitting in the driveway. It' gotta be a real shitbox and out of place, like the proverbial Camaro sitting on blocks in the weeds of the front yard to turn off prospective buyers. Bonus points for multiple examples scattered around the house.Sporadic gunfire at night works better though. Cheaper too. Well, most of the time.
>>28877761There was one of these around me once that had a mismatched color door. Trashiest thing I've ever seen lol
I had this parked on the street and someone left a business card under the wiper that advertised "I buy junk cars."
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>>28878085What's his name again?
>>28878161Brownids need names?
>>28878168Pablo, Juan or Sánchez.
>>28877767what's the hidden message here, they didn't sell it in my country
>>28878174The hidden message is that it's just a piece of shit so shitty most people don't notice it exists. It could be a variety of other things and the joke would still work.Weighed down rear axle or really lifted rear axle on a really shitty SUV tingles cops' spidey senses that it's modified to be a drug mule.
