Post car accidents and stories of your own personal accidents.https://youtu.be/IdJvSBGWEhk
>>28879001Fark that was bad
>>28879001Did not happen to me but when i was a kid my father picked up me and my sister to go out to spend time with us.This happend on the 826 palmetto express way and i must have been 6 or 7 years of age and still remember this guy on a duals port kawaski cutting through traffic and crashing behind a car that braked at a complete stop for some odd reason. >mother fucker flew off down the expressway 20ft and somehow survived and the bike split into two pieces.
>>28880813Is he okay?
>>28880809Why?There was no pothole or object on the road.When you pull the front brake sharply, the wheel starts to slide, but probably won't start to rotate around the contact point.
>>28880809>>28880813well deserved
>>28880851On a cruiser maybe. On a sportbike it's common to stoppie b4 you lock the front.
Advice for br/o/thers. Don't mix rally driving with a doubtfully tuned french shitbox, eurobeat and rampant schizophrenia under cheap Lidl energy drinks. It's one hell of a trip. I still wonder how the hell I am alive, lol.
>>28880885unc wondering why girls all act like cheap whores these days
>>28880920incel post
>>28880959post yer minge, luv
>>28880811Honk all you want, I will always adhere by the 2 second rule.
>>28879001Should have threaded the gap instead of standing on the make bad thing stop button.
>>28880811happened at field's hill in pinetown, south africahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXHj8b2Jdpkyou can see two guys crossing the road barely avoid getting absolutely btfo by the truck too
>>28881181even a short wikipedia article about it toohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Pinetown_crash
>>28880813Check your mirrors guys
>>28881192How about you slow the fuck down instead.
>>28881488Porque no los dos?
>>28880880I had the American equivalent growing up as a teen in the 00s>jap scrap shitbox>running in the 90s>2 for $3 monster>sooper sno doritoooo supa sliiiidegot handcuffed for doing donuts, then I almost got a dui in it, then I crashed itIt's a miracle I'm in my 30s almost 40 and still alive, even crazier is I've stopped driving and only rode bikes the past decade and I still haven't died, lots of scars and a half broken brain but by the grace of the Lord I'm still alive
>>28881644I don't have any tacos. Fuck off.
>>28879001going too fast on a rural road i didn't know with music playing, shifted to wrong gear so looked down at shifter and didn't see the really tight turn coming up ahead and was too afraid to yank the fuck out of the wheel and potentially spin out so understeered off road and hit a speed sign
>>28881754Honestly thats why i usually turn down music when doing spirited driving
>>28881682Anime website, nigger
>>28881654Holy fuck, man! You're tougher than leather! I should do my bike licence for even more crazy shit.>>28881682Did you draw yourself or something? Post car or shut the fuck up, nigger.
>>28880809Cnut ought to have taken the test.
>>28880811"only if it is safe to do so"
>>28881100Where the fuck do you see a gap to thread?
On a track day at Thruxton, and my Brother came into Club corner a tad too hot and broadsided a curb at roughly 90 mph. Somehow he never hit the wall, and besides completely fucking the wheel and losing an air duct, there was no damage to speak of. No suspension issues, tracking was still good, chassis and subframe were still straight - unbelievably lucky escape, there.
In today's episode of Cooking With Anon we give you ultimate recipe for disaster:>>28881754>too fast on a rural road i didn't know>shifted to wrong gear>looked down at shifter>didn't see the really tight turnBake at 360° and crash into a pole.
>>28879001One second you're driving with your kids to see grandma. The next, an Indian who can't speak english kills your whole family.
>>28881192Not gonna check my mirrors for a squid who uses the breakdown lane as his personal lane.
>>28882165What if I don't want biker guts on my car, even if he is breaking the law?
>>28882101Things can go worse at Thruxton.
>>28882163and they say that real life isn't a video game
>>28882167>biker guts on my carThat's a sacrifice I'm willing to make to take one out
>>28881899Post your child molester slop in boards for it not cars, ironlung brain pedophile tyvm
>>28882176Tourist-kun...
>>28882180Useless weeb cp subhuman, blast yourself
>>28882185>blast yourselfwith girl piss
>>28882176Consider suicide, anime has always been allowed on 4chan
>>28882292I just paid a speeding fine to prevent this from happening. I want my money back!
>>28880809well he got to have sex in the ass with his bike, the dream of every bikers
>>28882176
How can you defend yourself against this?
>>28882730i'm pretty sure driving into those will just snap them right off. leverage and all that
>>28882730You guys paid good money to import them. Try some pest control on that invasive species.
>>28879001>driving my autox car to event>this bitch in a fuckhuge suv is on my ass>right lane going 5 over>line up on my exit>have an idea>don't slow down at all>enter cloverleaf at 75>shit an entire brick right there >look in rearview>no roastie>lots and lots of dust >my first time building an engine>don't know anything about timing >engine only runs well above 2500rpm>also swap 3 speed for 5 speed>don't do any math >waiting on conversion speedo cable>seem to be passing more traffic>probably going 80-85>my commute gets shorter>a LOT shorter>do the math>I'm cruising at 108mph >did this for three weeks with no cops bothering meMy actual accidents aren't very interesting and at most involves some roastie plowing up a 20' embankment and not even hitting the brakes for another 300 feet before hitting the car parked in my driveway, but you should already know women are fucking stupid
>>28882466>expecting newfags to know what 4chinz even started off as
>>28882769Theyre pretty solid. They have to be made well to survive centrifugal forces with that mass.Youll bend the shit out of them but likely not actually break them off. And theres a high chance of popping a tire so now youre on the side of the road next to a pissed-off pavement ape that lacks self control.If you see a shark in the surf you dont try to pet it, you just walk away.
>>28879001I scratched my window with my wedding ring when dusting some snow off
>>28883041show us your tits, honey
>>28880809>tomscream.mp3
>>28882292
>>28883041If you drive on the other side it can wait. There are kits that can fix it up when you feel up to it.
>>28880920No family to nurture, no career to build, no school to enlighten, just sit patiently and wait for Jesus to return
>>28883173Wtf kind of freeway is that?
>>28882466Nta but you're genuinely like a furry but worse
>>28883359China>>28883360Leave my board, tourist
>>28880885The youths are measurably dumber than we are. Statistically, they're actually worse. You didn't need to know that we have numbers to back that shit up, because you saw that and knew immediately that the Zoomers are quantifiably dumber than we were and are.
>>28881100If the retard would have just shifted into 5th they wouldn't be slipping
>>28881644*Crashes*
>>28883605just like my motorstrom
I think it was the winter of 2014 I went on a road trip from California to Canada and when I got to Portland I left asap for Seattle the second I saw it starting to snow. Took like 6 hours to get to Seattle, the 5 was littered with toppled semis and other accidents. It was a grim scene. I did take some pretty cool pictures of it though.
>>28882774That's a nigger, I've seen him driving around Houston. His family has been in America as long as mine.
>>28883696still a nigger
>>28883696>His family has been in America as long as mine.Newfag. If your family wasn't in this country at least 250 years before the founding then get the fuck out and go back to the remnants of your own country.
>>28882730I'm convinced that if a nigger is doing anything they have an inherent need to do it the most annoying way possible. Doesn't matter what.
>>28883605what do you even do when you're this guy
>>288838101. eat shit2. die
>>28880880Are you the broccoli hair kid with the saxo at my local petrol station every night?
>>28882185Cool image
>>28882176>don't post anime on 4chan
>>28882730Not sure if trying to assert some kind of dominance from insecurity or just retarded
>>28883359Chinese infrastructure, like their economy, is all fake. they build some monster 8 lane highway to brag about how rich and advanced they are, but then you turn the camera around and you see the highway is 300 yards long and has no on or offramps; purely decorative. it's also made from cardboard and Styrofoam and collapses in two years killing 15,000 people.
>>28883041I was once removing a hood and did shit in the wrong order, hinge sprung open and buried itself into the windshield of my Mercedes with a golf-ball sized hole. I lied to the insurance company out of shame.
>>28883810they did great, held onto the bars, kept their composure. if they had stuck the landing, wouldve been the raddest shit
>>28883605at that height, hitting the concretes going to be like hitting concrete
>>28883835Excellent
>>28880813the fire at the end is absolute kino
>>28883810as you can see he turned right midair to slide through the crack and into the waterbike 1 cagie 0
>>28883835>IL license plateShalom, rabbi.
>>28883834no shame in lying to kikes
>>28883835ACK
>>28882292Why didn't he just turn the steering wheel a little more?
>>28884014Possibly
>>28881182>After the crash, it was reported that the truck's license had recently expired.[2] Subsequently, the driver Sanele Goodness May, a 23-year-old citizen from Swaziland was taken to court under multiple charges including homicide and reckless driving.[3] He pleaded guilty to all charges and was sentenced to eight years.holy fuck what a nigger shithole. eight years for killing more people than most terrorists
>>28883831Don't reply to me with delusional cope.
>following some old fuck on a windy country road together with another driver in front of me>old fuck slows down to a crawl and sets his RIGHT indicator>car in front of me overtakes as it's a clear straight>I wait for a second to see if old fuck has maybe broken down or something, then I decide to overtake>as my front bumper passes his rear bumper I see he's suddenly indicating left>fucking smashes into my right door, bending the fuck out of my sill>get flung into the embankment, somehow don't roll over, come to a stop on the opposite lane>fucker walks up to my car and says "but I was indicating!"It happened yesterday. I loved that stupid shitbox and now I'm down one car. Geriatric asshole.
>>28884915Did you kill him on the spot? Fully legally justified if you did.
>>28883810Do a stunt for a speed boost
>>28884915i had an old cunt reverse into me despite me laying on the horn>you didn't hear my horn?!>i barely heard itin hindsight i should've said>so you DID hear it and you kept reversing anyway?thankfully it only left a comically large dent in his bumper. mine was also plastic, but it was like it never happened. when i saw that my car was more or less unscathed I just shook my head and told him to be more careful.
>>28879001was in the passenger seat for this one, it happened nearly a decade ago after my mom picked me up from school. >civic type r stops in middle of the road>dropping off a passenger>us in cr-v stops behind>40mph road, cars going ~45>unable to find an opportunity to go around>ram 1500 driver distracted on phone slams into us at full speed>pushed into type r, pushes it forward and knocks the guy getting out of it over>total loss for us, type r and ram at faultmore pics of the front of the crv, type-r and ramhttps://files.catbox.moe/03678i.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/y5wlqr.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/cour7v.png
>>28884827t. Chang
>>28883810Im impressed that he didnt even change his posture. Its like he didnt give a shit about what was happening around him
>>28884623Family guy death pose
>>28883605https://files.catbox.moe/8p7ebt.mp4i had to
>>28881016>>28881929My license examiner docked me points for looking both ways before proceeding at a green light. He yelled at me too for holding up traffic. It was literally a 1 second check. He said there was no reason to, its green i need to just go because "You're protected by law"
only one i got thats funny is sitting in the backseat, too old to be in one of those baby bumper seats, and my mother looks back at us suddenly and goes "hang on kids we are gonna roll". then the car slowly turned sideways, and rolled 3-4 times as slowly as possible. it was black ice on the road. i was literally on my way to speech therapy (i was just too dumb to realize you had to exhale, not just move your lips), so when triage got there and i was mute they decided i was high priority, strapped me to a stretcher with towels and hauled me off.COMPLETELY totaled the car, only injuries was someone got glass in their hair and cut from it, and my mother got a few bits of glass in her hands crawling in the upside down car to get us out of the back. not even any bruises, or anything. like, the least violent, complete destruction of a car possible.
>>28885208>i was just too dumb to realize you had to exhale, not just move your lipsthis sounds fucking hilarious
>>28885339
>>28885208>I was too dumb to realize you had to exhale, not just move your lips>to talkOnly on 4chan.
>>28883810that's clearly a woman
>>28883048They're incredibly hairy>>28883196Seems a bit too deep to buff out with a polish. I know there are kits for smaller chips and gouges, not sure if those would work on a scratch (and not seeing anything dedicated for scratches)
>driving at 5am in a downpour on a 2 lane highway>right lane full of fuckers doing 30 under>left lane sporadic mix of reasonable speed limit and occasional nutter doing 30 over >want to switch out of the slow lane>so dark and wet you can only identify by lights>thank fuck drls are mandated in this shithole >see two guys coming up, then a break that leaves enough space>signal as second car approaches blind spot, assuming he'll just pass at the speed difference >he backs off>hear a honk>motherfucker actually leaving me some space>nice.gif>slowly switch lanes>high beams blow out mirrors, someone lays on the horn, hear squealing>there was some piece of shit subcompact with zero lights on right ahead of the other guy sitting right in my rear corner>so dark it wasn't even visible>only saw silhouette thanks to the high beams>had to emergency stop>poor fucker was probably trying to warn me about the ghost car>not pulling over in this bullshit weather to die on the shoulder and make sure they're fineI've also seen a few gaggles of bikers wipe out in shoulders during gridlock because gravel and skill issue. always gets a chuckle >>28883684>I did take some pretty cool pictures of it though.>no image attachedwhy faggot
>>28885048Well built CRV. I wasn't expecting the ram to look like that
>>28881100speen
>>28885208>i was just too dumb to realize you had to exhale, not just move your lipslel
>>28885048How is that a total loss? It doesn't look too bad.
Not an accident, but I'll tell about a near miss.>South Florida, I95 northbound at around 9pm>fresh wetted asphalt from earlier rain and persistent drizzle>driving a '08 Silverado 2500, 6" lift and big tires that rub the wheel well when turning at each extreme>3 coworkers in the truck, bed empty>cruising along at 75mph in the middle lane when a silver sedan in the left lane decided they MUST take this exit >they are a car length ahead of us when they slam on their brakes and cut across all three lanes to get to the off ramp>I brake and steer a bit to the right to avoid their rear quarter by a few inches>very quickly notice traction is gone and I just commit to the clockwise spin(hint: turn into it)>perform a full 180 straight down the center lane still above 70mph>come to a stop a hundred yards or more later>miraculously there were no cars for a 1/4 mile behind us which gave me enough time to swing a U-ee and get up to speed>every one is white as a ghost, and I'm cursing Florida drivers and thinking insurance companies should be paying me reparations for all the shit I avoid instead of charging me a "premium" for being a young white man>the trucks alignment was already fucked too from someone else driving it into a treeI4 has one of the highest rates of fatal crashes. I'm surprised it's not more frequent with the hordes of brown people and zonked out boomers.
>>28882730
>>28887692probably the body underneath is damaged to the point that not even a frame puller tool thingy (forgot what it's called) can fix it, at least not without costing more than the entire car's value.
>driving to work>crest a hill>traffic comes to a complete stop>it’s fairly quiet but we aren’t moving>probably half a mile of visibility behind me>all of a sudden there’s a daihatsu Sirion>he’s doing about 80>swerves across all three lanes and crashes into the back of a stationary S Class sat in the right hand lane>”they’re dead”>the daihatsu driver opens the door as if he’s just pulled up to go shopping>gets out, Pokémon t shirt and about ten stone overweight >grins at me>the daihatsu is split in two and all of his possessions are spread across the motorway >there’s soft toys everywhere >the Mercedes driver gets out and collapses holding his neck>autist asks him if he’s ok>the guy is fucked, has no idea what’s happening and is clearly in a lot of pain>autist starts trying to collect his toysTurns out his mum had been letting him drive the car every now and again and he took it for a top speed run on the M62
>>28887692youd be amazed what's been declared a total loss.
>>28882090Right here. Hit the brakes and nosed down and it sealed his fate. Should have floored it and went to the shoulder.
>>28888239Sure, Superman.
>>28883506Huh? I just let the car do the shifting. It knows best. If I want to stop or slow down I just hit the brakes!
>>28881100Amuricah®
>>28882730I used to think this guy was an asshole then 3 months ago I had the displeasure of driving in Houston and now I realize he is maybe the sanest Houston Driver.
>>28881100Got to be a woman driver. Doesn't even try to fix it.
>>28888268Imagine the screeching and yelling.
>>28885077Is that New Hampshire nr where the Old Man of the Mountain used to be?
>>28885080Was he ok?
>>28887767Sounds like Blackstone Edge where it drops down from 4 lanes to three for no reason. Always busy around there in spite of being literally the middle of nowhere.
>>28888245No see, if you have a manual you can get more or less friction on your tires depending on what gear you're in
>>28888529>if you have a manual you can get more or less friction on your tiresI didnt know my tires talked to my transmission....
>>28883823No. Also, who the fuck wear brocolis for hair? Vegans?
>>28888661Yeah, it was crazy when I first heard it too, but /o/ insisted it's true
