Anyone here have one?I'm getting one.
>>28888436Yeah, tons of back seat room where my boyfriend and I can suck each other off. Glad you could join the club!
>>28888436Yeah! I traded in my Ram 1500 Longhorn because the V8 hemi made some of my friends, neighbors, and co-workers assume that I'm straight and actually wanted to do work, tow trailers, and haul stuff in the bed. Now everyone rightly assumes that my I'm on my way to get a pedicure or manicure instead of doing work.
>>28888436Best vehicle for transporting my dildo collection
>>28888436I kinda want to get one just so that wagonfags can seethe.
Just get and S. You won't use it as a truck anyway
>>28888436I'd swap a loud big block V8 in there to piss off eco faggots.
>>28888468>You won't use it as a truckKaren logic.
>>28888436Do it! Making people you don't know seethe is one of the great joys in life. Cybertruck will always look futuristic. Please get a cool wrap done on it.
it looks smaller than i expected in real life
>>28888477I'm sure OP's used to hearing that.
>>28888442God dammit I was going to do the >>/lgbt/ is that way post, but this is way better. Have (you) anon, you made me kek
>>28888461Trust me it didnt make them assume any of that
>>28888442>>28888462>>28888552Gay projection, holy fuck.
>>28888436If they made it as an SUV it would've printed money.
>>28888477I don't know what you were expecting but they're pretty large vehicles. Definitely hard to miss one.
>>28888436I wouldn’t for various reasons.
>>28888477They look bigger than I expected. Also shocked how many people do custom wraps in them. Only nerds and dorks own them too.
>>28888950They're not unsafe, unless they catch fire. Drive with your window down if you're worried. Hope you can get smokers curtains for them.
>>28888436Well, at least niggers won't steal your catalytic converter.
>>28889015Why is it so hard to make doors open without electricity? This is a solved problem, and any new "solution" makes it actually worse.
>>28889015>They're not unsafe, unless they catch fire.
>>28888472At least that guy got it wrapped with something somewhat interesting most wraps I see are just chicks wrapping it pink. EV guys are so boring. Worse is the cyber truck is really flat so there is lots of space for shit but nah most of these guys are boring would fit a real big itasha probably.
>>28889455>wrapped with something somewhat interestingThet're out there
>>28889096Well guns don't kill people unless you shoot them
>>28888436I think they're cool but I'm waiting until they develop them a little more and add some kind of retractable weapons arsenal.
>>28889483Actually kinda neat
>>28888436Enjoy the looks of disgust from people around you, it's so ugly that I can't even pretend to ignore it.
Only reddit nerds hate on the cybertruck. I see them daily here in LA. They look sick once theyre wrapped.
>>28889541>They look sick once theyre wrappedTrue
This one is fun.
Last one from me. Hope the purchase works out well, OP.
>>28888436Bought the Cyberbeast a year ago, its been great.Only got flipped off one time last weekend in Death Valley, starting to miss the good old days when triggering libtards was an everyday occurrence.
>>28888950Adapt, evolve or go extinct.
>>28890999the middle finger is the official cybertruck greeting (seriously)
Car experts have said it's dead but I see way more Cybertrucks in the wild as compared to Ford Lighting or GM EV, combined.
>>28891008the cybercuck has bulletproof glass
>>28891221No it doesnt its an option
>>28891050((Car experts))
>>28889550>>28889612>>28889618>>28889619The shills wouldn't be hated nearly as much if they posted their EV's with fun wraps. Then again that would require them to be fun people.
