THEY DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THE USED T- ACKKK!!!
ok
the bel air driver broke a bunch of bones but he had 8 kids to meet him at the hospital meanwhile the malibu driver went home and jerked off into a sock then went to bed alone.
boomer seethe and cope hard when i show them the video lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_r5UJrxcck
>>28891626People on the road will notice the pink 1959 Chevrolet cruising along safely and give it more respect and space than a grey NPC mobile.
>>28891637>a-at least i can get attention from randos driving my hunk of shit!boomer cope compensating for somethingold winga dinga amerishit cars are still built like total shit
Live like a man, crash like a man, die like a man. Or live like a cuck, crash like a cuck and die like a cuck. Your choice son.
>>28891626The nu car crashed head on into the bel air's door at a 45° angle. This isn't a fair comparison like a head on accident.
>bro trust me bro all that rust means it's strong bro, it's not compromised at all even though there's clouds of rust flying in the air and chunks of rust falling on the ground, bro!
>>28891626
>>28891642>old winga dinga amerishit cars are still built like total shitsauce?
>>28891626didn't the 1959 GM cars have a reputation for being death mobiles even at the time they were new because of the shitty X-frame?
>>28891659see >>28891626and >>28891634
>>28891668your asshole doesn't count as sauce.
>>28891646That's real life though anon, most car crashes aren't head on, they're side impacts and offset frontal crashes
>>28891626all this shows me is that while i can survive otherwise fatal crashes, so do stupid people. they get second and third and fourth and fifth chances to let their stupidity affect other people. if they were in a car like this that killed them along with me? so be it. at least they take themselves out of the gene pool and that's it.people should be made to drive death traps before getting a full licence, and if they can survive that period then they can get something safer.
>>28891626The bel-air was rusty underneath (you can see the iron oxide cloud when it hit) and that generation bel-air was notoriously weaker because of the X-frame they used.If you used a 1969 bel-air it'd fare a lot better. That 09 is a tough opponent, with the high tensile steel passenger compartment and the modern design for crash structures. To beat the 09 you'd probably need a 71-76 GM fullsize, or jump up to the generation of Imperial that's banned at all demolition derbies
>>28891674yes yes, cope and seethe more for me boomerfaggot
>>28891646they both were running on parallel tracks to eachother. OP's pic is a screengrab of the moment of impact, where they're recoiling around eachother.
>>28891674it's video footage from a government authority. it's the most factual thing in this thread so far
i just dont crash
>>28891735>government>factual
>>28891738I'M I'M... I'M CROOOOSHING
>>28891739Yes. And facts don't align with your broken feelings.
>>28891745actually they do, my perception shapes reality. deal with it.
>>28891746sorry libtard, it doesn't. i know your absent father never taught you these things. can't accept that? well tough shit, facts doesn't care about your fee fees
>>28891752lol projection, sorry about your life, maybe you should have seen it from a different perspective.
>>28891756not projection, is this your coping mechanism?
>>28891765no, yours
>>28891746>>28891752>>28891756>>28891765>>28891768Do you guys ever get a nagging feeling that maybe you should step away from 4chan for a while and just enjoy life rather than argue with some random ass stranger on the interwebs?
>>28891776im not arguing
>>28891626The new car welcomes the thought of:>Cars are safe nowadays, if I'm in a rush (always justified, of course) and something happens to me (it's never MY fault), at least I'll likely surviveThe old car will be more like:>I don't want THAT to happen to me... maybe I should watch out on the road moreand if some zoomer, woman or nigger crashes the car anyway, they'll be unlikely to get out of it in a state where they could do it again
>>28891785Except the kind of person who drives an old unsafe piece of shit is statistically much more likely to disregard every single safety measure including speed limits and stoplights because safety is for pussies and besides they're the main character so bad things don't happen to them. Until they do.
>>28891830It's why 100,000 anime girls are struck and killed by kei trucks every year.
>>28891768nice cope libtard
>>28891785its millenials that do it because you cant drive stick shift worth dick. zoomers too, but millennials fear the manual tranny.
yeah I'm dead but at least my car is old
>>28891830Shalom, rabbi.
>>28891778Lol, sure, whatever you say.
>>28891830>is statistically much more likelycite your statistics, then
>>28891626One of the regulations I like is crash safety ratings I want to be able to drive "fast" and not die. I think what most people dont like is EPA and pedestrians safety regulation like NHTSA.
>>28891920I think like this and say this.
>>28891739you can object with how governments are run, but when they say the sky is blue, that doesn't mean they're lying.
>>28891785people driving the old cars don't even form any of those thoughts because of the lead in their brain chemistry.
>>28891626I'm pretty sure it's well established today that older the car the less safe it is.
>>28891626Yeah? We know crash safety has improved. What's your point?
