What happened to affordable cheap 2-door shitboxes? I'd give anything to be 21 again and drunk driving this thing around the suburbs at 2am
why can't you drunk drive that exact car now?
>>28895088FUCK YOU thats what
Because companies have probably figured out that they profit more off richfags buying cuckovers and suvs with all accessories included than by selling poorfags some barebones shitboxes.
>>28895097>americans had the panther while europeans had thisthe absolute state of euro ford.
>>28895093It's not the same man I'm 35 I'll get a hangover now
>>28895088More doors more hores
>>28895133More doors means your car looks like you drive for uber Two doors reign supreme
>>28895132get high and drive it instead. no hangover. all the fun.
>>28895147Man you had to be therejust me and my buddys, getting blasted at house parties. Beer pong. MGMT's electrical feel blasting on the shitty speakers. New mysapce profile picture flaunting the tc in the background as if it was some type of flex. Oreo milkshakes in the jack n the box parking lot. Picking up drunk hispter girls and having (legally questionable) consenting sex with those back seats folded down so that you had the entire interior of the car as one flat surface except the drivers seatBROS ME TAKE ME BACK
>>28895155That sounds amazing, anon. i'm almost 30 and never got to experience any of that. I'm lucky (or unlucky depending on how you look at it) that i never had good memories and so have nothing to want to go back to.I guess it was kind of nostalgic larping like i was in Auschwitz because i didn't have reliable access to food. ah man. you had to be there. staying up late watching cooking infomercials sucking on used sauce packets pretending it was a meal.
>>28895088In a better timeline, there are still coupes everywhere and if someone needs four doors they get a wagon.
>>288951332 doors have larger doors for those big booty latinas...
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