What are my options?
Download it.
I don't want a new car what are my options?
Your options are:>stealing a car >scams of some sort >finding a sugar daddy or mommy
>>28899542You're black. Just steal it
>>28899542I’ll buy you one. Go ahead and post your info here.
>>28900626I can't. I'm homeless.
>>28899542how black are you?
>>28899542Kia is gonna be your best bet. Unfortunately that does mean you have to drive a Kia
>>28900632Homeless people all phone numbers, some have multiple
OP, claim some tiny 3rd world country is doing something you think is wrong, assassinate their leader, and take the spoils. It just works!>>28900666This, even the homeless crackheads that sleep in the empty lot behind the Marathon (gas station) by me have smartphones. I've met them many times.
>>28899542Here is you can prove you can't walk for sh* they will give you free money to lease a car.Pic is the traditional steed but these days you can choose your own.
>>28900666A mobile phone is a Umin Rite. Apparently.
>>28900672I think it's so the legal system has a way to contact and find them. Someone could run from a court appearance and claim "I didn't know" because they had no phone or address. The gov't literally gives them phones and it *might* be for the best? Keeps 'em occupied, too.
>>28899542
>>28899542Be a slumjeet that just rolled out of the sewer and magically right into a first world, ZOG controlled country that randomly pays them 8500 dollars a month of tax payer money. You don't have to pay for your car, house, food because it's all free gibs
>>28900862canada is circling the drain
