>>28901446rentastar chally, obviously
>>28901446I don't know what a gay jewish circumcised communist would drive. Maybe (you) do?
>>28901446Rally Cross.
real boomer hours
"I talk about my Kia Optima all the time"Austin 3:16
He would drive whatever his dad Joseph drove and would just keep that car running, so probably like a Toyota pickup or something. Jesus only got the accord when he needed room for the apostles
>>28901446Jesus doesn't drive, Jesus rides on the dashboard.
>>28901446What kind of aslume ass bullshit is this?
>>28901446Jesus wouldn't drive a honda accord despite the pun. Jesus would unironically drive a EG Civic hatch. It's just pure. Soft but capable. It just suits him beyond all else.
>>28901446a long wheelbase van for all his carpentry gear and with room for his posse when he's not on the job.
>>28901446Jesus drove a Camel.
Our Lord Jesus Christ would ride a Goldwing which I would personally pay for. He could ride it anywhere he wanted and give people a luxury 2-up if they needed some help.
Ford Focus SE because it's the perfect vehicle to drive around Shadow Moses Island
>>28901514VAZ-2105 probably
>>28901446he's jewish so probably something like a 1998 Crown Vic he whined about until the dealer sold below cost.
