STOP TRYING TO SCAM ME, I JUST WANT AN OIL CHANGE
Bmw wanted $600 to change this and the cabin filter
>brownoids cant comprehend doing their own oil change
>>28902388>he has only 1 cabin filterlmao little baby BMW for poorfags
wife has been quoted 500 for a new battery (retail is 210) and 110 for new running lights. there's a middle ground between "fuck off and don't touch my shit, I'll get to it myself" and "this needs to be done you lazy cunt">>28902431even the f44 has two filters, the fuck kinda shitbox has only one?
>>28902473>letting your wife go to a shop for something as simple as a battery lol lmao
>>28902475>lettingshe called for a quote, you fucking retard
>>28902431>(s)he has cabin filter(s)Lol, pussy.
>>28902475kek this>>28902477you're a girl and so is your wife
>>28902475Instead of something extremely complicated that you know she will just fuck up?
>>28902431My BMW has 2 cabin filters and so does my 911. Cool gotcha attempt though
>>28902388Acura wanted $129 yesterday. Nah, I got it senpai.
>>28902396doing your own oil is like the worst value proposition in car maintenance.it makes a huge mess and requires you to go to the auto parts store twice if you want to dispose of the oil properly. all to save like $30.
>>28902634Yeah, I looked up the stuff to change my oil on the bmw and it's $90 in oil and filters. I'd have to drive to dispose of the oil, and still have to go to a shop to get my inspection done. BMW wants $170 for the oil change + inspection and it's one trip. Not worth my time to do. Porsche wants $1600 for oil change + filters though so they can go fuck off kek. It's 120 for oil change set on fcp euro.
>>28902634>$30yeah just double the cost of your oil change bro
>>28902634doing my own full synth 5qt is about $38 with filter.going to a shop to do oil change with full synth is $75+ and you dont even get to choose your oil/filter brands
>>289026341/10 b8
>>28902477>getting a quote for a battery>>28902634>it makes a huge messliterally just don't spill it retard
>>28902634I use a pump and have my filter on the front of the engine so I can do everything within 5m while in the parking lot of the lube to drop off the jugs. Sucks to suck buddy.
I like that they do an inspection and send me a lil' video of everything they look at
>>28902857>Honda dealer shows me a video of leak>look under>it's actually leakingThank you dealer
>>28902477>getting a quote for a battery lol lmao
>>28903347In his defense dealer batteries are actually quite competitive in price, I wouldn't have fuckhuge repairs done on a car at a dealer, but man are fluids and basic work competitive in order to get people in.
>>28903355I guess? But for the expense and time it takes to go and wait at a dealer you won’t even save time compared to just going to NAPA and swapping it at home. Plus you can get good options like AGMs
>>28903363not him but i own a g80 where you LITERALLY cant buy a battery for it, you have to get it from the dealership and they have to code it in
>>28902580>to change this and the cabin filter>the cabin filter>filter>uuuhhhh it actually has 2 I totally know cars guys
>>28902388Folks don't know you can add horsepower to your BMW with this one simple trick
>ICE cars
>>28903600>FIRE cars
>>28902485>>28902831>>28903347>battery dies out getting groceries>she calls AAA for a free tow>calls me, but I'm at work so I don't answer>realizes the car can either be towed home or to a shop to replace the battery>gets quote from place that mounts her winter tires>fuck that, seems expensive >sends it to our house>I call her back and buy a battery on the way home>swap it in the evening I love that providing minimal background brings out such inane commentary>>28903355that was actually her logic, figuring it would be marginally more expensive than simply buying the battery, and it could just be sorted out
>>28903569Where did I say it was only 1?
>>28903601??????
>>28902634Do you let other people fuck your wife because it saves you time?
