ITT: Millennial-coded carsShit cars that are shilled by millennials because millennials admired them during their childhoods
Basically any blobshit
>>28903259Imagine edging in your new edge
>>28903265the peak of millennial humor
>>28903267so you're mindbrokengot it
Eagle talon
>>28903263nobody shills this carit's a strong contender for the most nothing car of all timeI don't know how you make something less interesting than a Camry, but by god the boys at Ferd really nailed it with that one
This car, in this exact color. In HS all I wanted to do was cannonball one of these across the country.
Guys, when I was a kid, I wanted a Midget because I went to school with a kid whose dad owned a rubber bumper Midget, and I thought it was really fucking cool. That's not millennial coded, but I am a millennial. I own a Midget now, but it's awful. I knew it was awful when I bought it, but it was so cheap. How do I participate in this thread?
>>28903319well thats a literal ferrari so its different
anything in this pic.
>>28903351Lmao, millennials literally goon to pics ike this, They truly just want to be some special snowflakes
>>28903351The NSX? That was a good car. Millennials want a supra more. Zoomers want gtrs.
>>28903259I miss my Acura rsx. Rest in peace baby
>>28903357what was good about a transverse mounted """super""" car that had to be extensively modified including re-mounting of the engine to not be shit at racing? Millennials get highly emotional over the NSX despite how mediocre it was.I never hear millennials talk about the supra much anymore. it's overhyped, but at least it was good at something.
>>28903259the new edge is better than a foxbody in every conceivable aspect especially now that fox prices are retarded. its literally the same platform but evolvedit gets BTFO by anything that came after it (S197, S550) but if you really wanted a foxbody why wouldn’t you want the best fox that Ford engineered. yeah the interior is dogshit and the design is markedly 90s but for $5k you’re getting a RWD manual V8 that sounds cool and will do everything a fox can. and the 5.0 OHV already fits because the 1994 and 1995s had them
>>28903441Dude you're not talking to people who give a shit, you're talking to the younger gen who thinks they an muscle their way to importance by shitting on everyone from before them.These aren't human beings. They deserve no earnest response.Kill the youth.
>>28903441because if I'm set on getting an inferior vehicle I want it to at least look cool
>>28903449You're not a human being and thus so, you have no rights. Killing you is legally the same as putting down a wild animal.
>>28903448Millennials do exactly the same shit with boomers.
>>28903453>get the single ugliest mustang>it's nothing special performance wise eithercool, have fun
>>28903448>>28903455every generation....blames the one before...
>>28903455Oh that makes it right?>>28903456>my opinion matters!To you and nobody else.
Out of all the generations millenials seem to have their shit together better than anyone else so where does the hate come from?
>>28903462they don't have a higher rate of home ownership than anyone else.they don't have a lower rate of suicide from (insert mental illness about gender identity and not feeling like they belong in society) than anyone elseThey mass shoot more than anyone elseThey have the most daddy issues because they hate their boomer parents and therefore defect to a subculture of degeneracy like weebism, furry, etc.They hide behind irony more than anyone else.They couldn't not have their shit together more if they tried.
>>28903465>muh germerashunsKys my dude or show up at my door and I'll happily do it for you. This shit annoys me to no end.You're as braindead as your great grandparents and as braindead as your great granchildren generation is going to be.Fuck off.
>>28903466you asked, nigger. i just gave you what you asked for.
>>28903267Ninja I'm a zoomer
>>28903449In my opinion it goes > 1970-1974 bloat gen> 1964-1969> S197 Refresh > S550 > New Edge> S197> Refresh S550 > S650> Fox refresh> Four Eye Fox> SN-95> Mustang IIWhen you list it all out, the new edge is far from the ugliest, and even though its bottom half it still beats almost anything that came before it performance-wise
>Millenial this, Millenial thatOP is a massive faggot, AS USUAL.
>>28903259
>>28903455Boomers still hold all the power now. Every generation since has only ever played second fiddle, they've never been decision makers.
>>28903385That car single handedly influenced metallurgy innovation thanks to its chassis. The fact you had a mid mounted engine with a trunk and all that for under 6 digits was objectively impressive.They get far more emotional about supras even tho they're bars of soap with a ok engine. I think you just got a hate boner for Hondas because secretly you're a supra shill
To me it's just bizarre that /o/ is the most assmad board on this entire website.
>>28903462i dunno but i'm loving it as my gf is a zoomette and her friends have seethed nonstop for months
>>28903978>The fact you had a mid mounted engine with a trunk and all that for under 6 digits was objectively impressive.I'm not convinced that a MR car having a trunk is particularly impressive, MR2s and Boxster also fit the bill.
So now we have zoomer seethe & meltdown threads on /o/ too?
>>28904012Most of them can't drive so they are by default bus riders whereas nearly every millennial has a drivers license because our boomer fathers knew we were not men without one.
>>28903455Lmao this, if i had a nickel for every time a millennial seethed about boomers on this website i could buy a mclaren.and when millennials themselves are criticized they act butthurt truly the worst generation
>>28903861>Timmy in the classroom is a zoomer meme.what?>My life is ruined by economy before I was 18 is zoomer memeNope, that was millennials in 2008.>Mass shooters is a red herring.Millennials started the whole damn trend.>you faggots spouted bbc "memes" in high school.No, that was a millennial psyop to get back at /pol/. this all started with new wave feminism (who were all millennials, too) back in the early 2010s which would eventually kick off gamer gate and lead to the rise of the alt right (who are also mostly made up of millennials). the entire culture war shit that you saw on the internet that spanned nearly a decade is entirely a Millennial construct. Zoomers have very little influence and just joined in on what was already happening. they weren't employed as journalist, Millennials were. Millennials had full control of public discourse on the internet and they are the reason everything on the internet went to shit. Millennials single handedly built social media and destroyed online discourse in a single generation.>the entire populace have been brainfucked by false nostalgia.Millennials are the ones who brainfucked zoomers into being nostalgic about an era they didn't even exist in thanks to the fact that they were the biggest influencers on the internet. zoomers just ate up the slop.>Zipperheads took to the 80s style revival like nogs to crack.what are you even talking about, nigger. zoomers are pretend nostalgic for the 90s like their retarded millennial older brothers.Nothing i spewed was nonsense. "gender dysphoria" IS a millennial thing just like school shootings and bitching about boomers being lame and fucking up the economy. it was all millennial shit. You're like a nigger going "MAN I AIN'T EVEN DO NUFFIN!!" except for an entire generation.
>>28903985Fuck you homo
>>28903978>"""influenced""" metallurgy innovationyou had to reach really hard for that nothing burger shit, didn't you.>I think you just got a hate boner for Hondas I don't, honda fans have a hate boner for honda. they're the ones shitting on actual good honda products that had orders of magnitude more effort put into them than the 90s NSX or any of the gay front wheel drive rebadge fiesta honda was doing at the time. now they have amazing AWD systems, in-house dual clutch transmissions that rival porsche, and practically invented a new sub-genre of mainstream hybrid sports cars.I'm not the one who hates honda. honda fans are.
>>28904121Ain't reading all that.Cope harder.
>>28903259FD
>Hurr durr I hate everyone from this exact age bracket because muh media and the 0.01% examples being showcased prove the entire premise!Tribalism is fucking retarded. Only actual room temp IQ retards need to be told how to be prejudice towards a giant group of people because they don't have the mental capacity to understand nuance.Let's kill all retards who are below 100IQ instead
>>28904318Zoomer hands typed this post.
>>28904318So true, xister. That's why racism is also le bad.
>>28904454>>28904462ok pajeet calm down
>>28904454I don't think zoomers even know who Shel Silverstein is
>>28904318>Let's kill all retards who are below 100IQ insteadRIP 4chan
>>28904121>the entire culture war shit that you saw on the internet that spanned nearly a decade is entirely a Millennial construct*Epstien construct
>>28903986from my limited experience with zoomers (work), they're the most outwardly buck broken and brain rotted (minor, but more noticeable than boomers and gen alpha are only just entering the job market). they bitch nonstop and act like everything is an inconvenience for them. millennials do this to a lesser degree, but mostly internalize it like the generations that came before them. then again, they're predominantly in better positions in the industry and own (mortgage) a house vs zoomers that still live at home or forever rent, so i guess the cope is easier to manage
>>28904505Hang yourself, Gen X scum.
>ford epstangis this nigger serious?
I don't know how to code.
>>28903259No one liked these millennials all grew up during peak Japanese tuner culture
>>28903385>what was good about a transverse mounted """super""" carIf the engine is powering the wheels it's between, transverse makes more sense. It's worse for FR and usually used in FF, so it's made fun of. But MR/RR actually make sense being transverse mounted. If picrel were longitudinal it'd be a bitch getting the power to the wheels.
>>28903746This guy really wants to pick a fight with millennials and has made multiple threads to do so after relearning that they exist
>>28903985there are a lot of ways to get into cars, and almost all of them are constantly at odds with each other, either in purpose or (literally) in competition with each other because of racinghere are just some examples of some types of car people rock crawler guysand dune guymudbog guyautocross guytrack attack time guywax and wash garage ornament guytouge/mountain pass guydragstrip guystreet racer guystreet takeover guydonk guytrailer towing guyhypermileage guy EV peoplealmost none of these people have anything in common, yet all their hobbies are lumped in under the same umbrella. at least with guns, generally the guy with a Mauser is doing the same things as a guy with a milsurp SKS someone bought out of a barrel at a gun show
>>28903325I grew up admiring the midget a neighbor had and always wanted one then test drove one last year and all desire instantly vanished.
>>28904505>gen alpha are only just entering the job marketYou don't have child labor laws in your shithole country? How the fuck are 13 y/o entering the job market?Do you guys have those funny nets under your windows?
>>28905392>eldest alphas turning 16 nowyou daft, or just combative for no reason?
