>driving around with gf>spot a clean, fully restored, 1950s classic car>bring up how I see a lot of old classic cars driving around when it's sunny and a weekend>she says those people must be really poor if they're driving cars that old>I lol and agree
what's it like being a simp with no balls?
>>28903918>gril i hang out with says she loves non-mainstream music>puts on Hey Jude
Sorry OP here, I should’ve mentioned but i’m trans btw, dunno if that matters.
>>28903918You'll never have to worry about her outsmarting you.
>>28903918>could have imagined anything>this is what he chosewtf man
OP here. This happened today while driving through a public garage>hey look, it's a car meet>she stares>a minute later>I don't know why but whenever I see a car meet I think "gay">look at her confuse>no no, I don't mean gay as in bad, but gay as in homosexual>chuckle nervously at her
>>28903918>>28904350I think we know who wears the pants in this relationship
>>28903918don't worry, scro
>Be me, be single, be desperate>Drive a 1l shitbox>Friend sets me up on a blind date with his girlfriends colleague >I agree to pick "her" up from her house>Arrive, fugly landwhale, wtf.exe>She spends the best part of a minute fitting in>Suspension sags, car groans>We pull off and I almost stall under the load>She almost immediately comments on how small and slow my car is and how her ex had a bigger car>*Fuck this!*>I pull over, tell her she needs to get out while I check under the hood for a problem>After a minute of evacuating her load I pretend to look under the hood while she sits at the bus stop>Tell her the cars fine, there was too much weight in it and she'll have to walk home.>She starts screaming about me making her walk home (less than a mile from pick-up)>Get in, drive straight to my friends house leaving her there>Bang on the door and storm in without an answer>Before I even open my mouth him and his girl are pointing and laughing at me (landwhale was apparently crying down the phone to her)>Turns out they thought she was a bitch and knew it would be a disasterFuck I love my friends!
>>28904004The youths are doomed.
>>28904396wow im sure this wont end up immediately reposted by the original poster as a screencap on reddit
>>28904429i will see it on instagram by tuesday
>>28904429Include me in the screenshot
>>28904429It was a funny story and I laughed IRL.
>>28904429>reposted by the original poster as a screencap on redditWhy should I care if he does?
