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The dumbest /o/ anon

>>28904222
checking out my white bmw as i walk away from it? guilty as charged.

>>28904222
A guy who likes his car? Nothing average about that here. Most anons are bus riders

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>>28904222
sad but true

>>28904222
This is what I do every time I see an i4 IRL. So damn sexy.

you will never catch me looking at a bmw unless it's comically bad shitter-grey indian one in a parking lot and im only staring it down because I'd like to key "shit-skin" above the door handle.

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You all do realize he's glaring at it in a questioning manner because

it's parked in the street, right in front of a home's driveway

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>>28904222
If you dont do that every time you park the car you bought the wrong car

>>28904259
This, I park my beat ass Honda and look back like that's what the fuck is up

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>>28904223
lmao this malding fag doesn't even realize how much i love to see my car
i park her where i can see her at all times
sometimes i just stop and stare, maybe even blow her a kiss. when i'm inside i touch her tenderly, tell her she's the most beautiful woman in the world, and that we'll be together forever.
it is a shame that the US has not been as progressive as Japan and you cannot marry a non-human machine, because i would make her my wife tomorrow if i could.

one day fate and time will take her from me but her heart and soul are mine for eternity.

>>28904269
is that a v8 at least?

>>28904455
HA

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>>28904455
it's the pentagod kinostar 3.sex

>>28904470
picrel

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the coolest /o/ anon

>>28904223
>>28904269
you both have got to be the worst people on this board. you instantly shit up every thread with this bullshit.

>>28904222
The backend of that beamer has a chud look to it, like a forehead bursting at the seethes
Must be a Chinese dude to have taste that bad

>>28904528
I see it.

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>>28904508
the other guy is the cumwhite porsche tranny who larps as a pedophile doctor/anesthesiologist/nurse/orderly/janitor

i presume his dad took the keys to the 911 away which is why he just seethes at me 24/7 now and posts his gay little edits

>>28904508
Nah, worst is definitely BMW spic, followed by the Porsche fag. Chally guy is usually just baiting, and I think the Kia guy is severely autistic.

>>28904222
Why would I look back at a 30k bmw?

>>28904259
Exactly this. If you don't love your car more than your darlings, than you've done something wrong in life.

>>28904269
based

>>28904595
Looool fuck no! Poorsches are almost as gay as v6 Challengers.
>>28905010 cylinderlet coper, buy a v8.

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>>28904222

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>>28904259
Still look back desu

>>28904477
>its not even the V8
You really are a brownoid lmao.

>>28905032
Women will never understand the absolute joy and content that man is feeling right now.

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>>28905050
gas is 5 dollars a gallon why would i want a cope8 that trannysisitions into an inline 4 when i can have a full fat no frills SRT tuned quad cam v6?

v8 thumpers are so fucking gay

>>28904269
Ashville's biggest piece of white trash, everyone.

>>28904222
Yes that's how I stare at my cars

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>>28905134
you genuinely have no idea how monumental of an achievement that is

>>28904668
This is a valid order. Chally wallys are shit cars, but somehow he is tolerable - identifies himself clearly and isn't as bitter/spammy. I don't even really dislike the Chally guy.

>>28905160
it's the difference between someone who genuinely loves their car versus a posturing poser who has a car because instagram told him they were popular

>>28905138
Out here, in the desert, we get a lot of performative morons like you. They all spend tens of thousands of dollars they don't have to drive cars that make them look like somebody. They're not interested in keeping up with the Jones; they're keeping up with the Martinezes. Despite this, they still act and dress like the desert valley trash that they are. They still get drunk and get arrested. They still knock up some poor girl and then insist the kid isn't theirs, all while going to the Catholic church and sniffing around their next target, all while insisting they could never pay child support.

I guess what I'm saying is that at least your white trash ass isn't going into crazy debt to drive a ten year old base model Challenger. You look dumber for bragging about it, sure. But I suspect that if anybody down in the valley came on here bragging about their widebody 392 Challenger and showed off their dumb shit haircut, we'd be a lot more accepting of your particular brand of bullshit.

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>>28905188
> at least your white trash ass isn't going into crazy debt to drive a ten year old base model Challenger
oh hell no of course not
i didn't buy the car to be performative or larp as a rich man i bought it because i like it and it fits my needs and it's a good reliable automobile AND it looks like sex. plus it's been paid off for years now, i bought it in '21 during the inventory shortage because i got a feeling the LX bodies would be getting cancelled and if i waited any longer i'd just end up paying more during the "last call" which was a correct assumption, because not only did the cars inflate in price but interest rates went up. for me this car was basically free.

>>28905207
It looks so fucking cool.

>>28905207
I have to admire your foresight. I just started importing cars during the pandemic, because if I was waiting six months for a car one way or the other, I was going to pay less and get something more interesting.

I bounced one of those off a curb at 35 mph and did no damage to its suspension. I have to admit they are durable as fuck.

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>>28905212
tyvm

>>28905216
i believe it, i had a little run in with a mountain cliff when a front caliper bolt dropped out after a pad change, had my esp and abs off like a moron, understeered coming through a high speed corner and nosed into the embankment. car drove up ther side of the cliff and back down with only a scraped up front bumper to show for it. insurance bought me a new bumper cover and i bought a new caliper bolt. no suspension, frame, or undercarriage damage whatsoever.

>>28904528
Not sure why people still pin modern bmws on the chinese when everybody has seen with their own eyes they're brown skin suspects.

>>28905138
congrats, but it's narrow body

>>28904222
why don't americans use umbrellas?

>>28905271
we're pioneers and conquerors who settled a new continent and tamed the wild we dgaf about some rain

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>>28905038

Why'd you put a lift-kit on it THOUGH?!

Is that a flyoverlet thing or a tastelet grandma thing?

>>28905271
Truck real big

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>>28904668

Kek I'm not hispanic at all

>>28905181

Kek which car did instagram tell me was popular?

You don't even have a car kek cry poser pussy

>>28905271
What, you want me to carry around some bullshit piece of cloth so that I can get less wet? Water doesn't hurt anybody.

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>>28904528

Beamers are motorcycles

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>>28904269

>park her where you can see her

This makes nocar tastelets sneed THOUGH!!00

>>28905274

>ebonics

>bimmerfag having a melty making 7 posts on a row
kek

>>28905323
lmao

>>28905323
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>>28905370
LOLbmaooo0o0o0o

time for another 8 hours of the wheelgap schizo shitting up the board, getting his posts deleted, and then posting the exact same thing again

>>28904222
>BMW
>brownie
Yep.

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>>28905377

The ones "shitting up" the board are the faggots shilling ugly slow gay eps-clad pikachu bullshits on stilts

Sorry not sorry!

Hope that helps!

>>28905385
Don't forget about the GLUCKposter complaining that the janitor keeps deleting every thread praising V8s and American muscle.

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>>28905454

I thought those were two different posters

>janitor keeps deleting every thread praising V8s

I noticed that too

Why is that?

>>28905457
It seems like in every thread this clown shows up in, the GLUCKposter appears, and I haven't seen any GLUCKposting outside those threads. It's probably the same guy.

Either that, or there is one autistic out there who chooses to spaz out any time that guy is in the thread, and at no other point.

>>28904222
There is something sad about people who admire another person's car that much.
Like a quick look of appreciation is one thing. But I see manlets eye raping big trucks all the time where I work.
Also reminds me of a guy who was like 50 years old and really unhealthy. His boss's Mercedes was parked out front and he said "Someday I'll have a black Mercedes." He ended up dying like a year later of liver failure after getting a transplant.

>>28904222
me with my 40 year old shitbox and also with my 20 year old econobox

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>>28905594
Where is she then?