>overtaking a slow assIs there a better feel?
>>28904737having a reliable vehcile
>>28904737Road head in a Roadmaster
>SchizoracingGay. My scooter is more fun a gtr.
>>28904737downshifting from overdrive to 3rd or 4th and stomping on it at highway speeds is always a great feeling
>>28904737Having your bussy stretched and gaped
>>28904737>Is there a better feel?when you see them magically speed up but you're still pulling away or drop down a gear and shoot even further aheador slingshot past them before they realise what you're doing after they previously speed matched you
>>28904737Yeah last time I did that the pigs were lying in wait as I completed the overtake at 25 over. Fuck that shit
>>28904737>cruising in 20 year old volvo station wagon>my loud ass exhaust draws attention>broccoli-haired kid in a white bmw pulls up, starts revving at me>i look over and chuckle>he does a short pull and starts burbling>i do a short pull and start burbling>his shocked pikachu face>he does a hard pull and speeds ahead>i do a hard pull and blast by him>my controlled afterfire from the 3" catless sounds like a cannon to him>let him catch up>WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THAT THING>lmao what havent i done to this thing>yells fuck yeah and thumbs up before i let him speed offnobody ever suspects the volvo
>>28904737m8 your car is broken
>>28905095This always gets people raging, because they were directly involved, tried to mog you, invested their ego, and got counter-mogged. It's much more knightly to mog these. >>28905122It's definitely better in a sleeper.
>>28904737Yes.Running him off the road and watching him crash and burn.
>>28904737when you pass an aggressive thirdy in some toyota shitbox with peak intake noises right next to his door
>>28904737>big boy truggold aggressively tailgating me>finally grows a pair and overtakes>speeds in the left lane only to get tailgated by a bigger, angrier trugg
>>28904737>Is there a better feel?overtaking an impatient shit-head who's speeding and driving beligerantly, putting him in his place
me coming up to the same red light as the guy who was tailgating me and over took me aggressively.however since i didnt race to the red light, im still moving when it turns green and i coast right past the tailgater, starting the whole cycle again
>>28904737>Is there a better feel?Chill cruising in my classic V8 and chuckling at tryhard kids in their brap machines.
>>28905122My dream is to own an old volvo sleeper
>>28906975So you turn into his lane again?
>>28906994well yeah im going 15 over, so i use the fast lane
>>28904737Yeah, actually getting laid.Fffffffffagyet
>>28904737Yeah, being overtaken by someone who thinks you're a "slow ass" because they can't see traffic slowing ahead and then they get stuck in a lane which is even slower and end up 10 car lengths behind you.
>>28904737>Is there a better feel?Having a 6ft tall biological girl suck your dick feels better
>>28904737overtaking someone driving slowly while you're in an incredibly slow car
>>28907017this, a stretched bussy has no comparison
>>28907241fag
>>28905122based broccoli-haired kid giving you the fuck yea and a thumbs up
>>28904737The sweet gentle embrace of death
>>28907241>6 feet talljust admit you're bi
>>28905085speaking from experience?
>>28904737watching the speeding NPC who overtook you sitting at the lights
>>28904737Going the speed limit, switching over to the passing lane to pass a slower semi and seeing some insecure Mr Important trying to go 30 over, flashing lights at you, aggressively gesticulating, possibly even swerving behind you, all the while you take you sweet time to execute your passing maneuver extremely slowly.
>>28904740you now drive a 2025 midrange hybrid crossover
>>28907430>>28907413>>28905085kill yourself
>>28907613you first incel
28907618>no u
>>28904737driving the speed limit while some idiot tailgates, then easily accelerating away as soon as the speed limit is lifted, then having them tailgate again as soon as speed limit is lowered againsince we have lots of varying speed limits along major roads here it happens all the time, i love imagining their seething as they understand that I could drive faster but simply won't.
losing a beemer tailgater in bends having half the power
>>28907765same for school zonesat least 70% of people in this shithole of a town disregard them and tailgate the shit out of youeven if the sidewalk and crosswalks are full of kids
>>28904737>blocks your path
>>28904737>being tailgated by some mouthbreathing retard>take clover leaf offramp to exit freeway>signs recommend 35mph>be me>drive a sporty car >easily handle taking the exit at 55mph>nobody in front hogging the road>tires maintain a firm steady grip>can feel some g's>road straightens out>mouthbreather nowhere to be seen in rear view mirror
>>28907613if im going, im taking your cute daughter (originally son) with me
>>28907472>overtakes you>just makes the light while you get stuck behind