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its crazy how much better these look than pretty much anything bmw did after
>>28905707I saw one today on my way to family gathering. It was beautiful
>>28905707E36 coupe was still great and so was the E34.
z3 coupe, z4 coupe, e36, e34, e38, and more.
How did BMW go from making beautiful masterpieces like this, to making some of the ugliest cars of all time today? They really are a company of extremes.
>>28905716because its not the same company. and they aren't marketing to the same demographic.
>>28905707I'm not even a bimmer fan but you're right.Great looking car.
>>28905716the current gen M3 is the second best looking BMW ever. right after the E30.
We need to go back
>>28905748E39 is too fucking round. It looks like a sugarplum.
>>28905757>seriously asking fagpt about tastelol lmao even
>>28905769and it's citing reddit
>>28905769>>28905770Kekd it's over
>>28905773U got gaped milhouse. Worse than the wheelgap on your 525i which is on stilts (godDAMN!)
>>28905723*SNIIIIIIIFF*lmfao who the fuck signed off on these horrendous designs
>>28905757>asking a literal machine about subjective tastePlease just shoot yourself, you're too retarded to live
E30 is ugly desu I don't get the hype. Is it just "muh straight edges and circle lights"?
Yes i need to get pulled back to the old bmw e time
>>28905723As much as I like pigs, I do not like pig-design cars!
>>28905723seriously what the fuck happened?
>>28905962delusional
>>28905757Completely wrong. The man with the highest taste in cars (me) thinks that the E46 M3 CSL is the most timeless design.
>>28906040Right, the time when cars were designed by real designers, not marketing departments.
>>28905773(you) got it sonny
>>28906206That looks better than the base model, but I still don't like how it looks like one of those evil minecraft villagers that chase you with an axe.
>>28906253Your opinion is worth nothing
>>28905705>bimmers in the US: Luxury cars>bimmers in Europe: Shitboxeswhy is BMW like this?
>>28905727>tuned 4banger family boxesDo I look french to you?
>>28906318Yes
>>28906298bimmers are all shitboxes everywhere, so are mercs and audisthats why mercedes lobbied for the 25 year import restriction, to prevent americans from realizing that mercedes makes taxi cabs not limousines.all german car companies are war-losing gutter trash pretending to be opulent.
>>28906318>merc>4banger
>>28906323Least butthurt American.
>drive mustang S550 Mach 1>door or window not completely sealed so wind noise gets in like crazy>panel gaps from hellyeah no thanks, ill stick with kraut shitboxes
>>28906206Hideous. There is nothing aesthetically pleasing about these.
>>28906357>easily the most beloved BMW ever made>massive social media clout because it’s a phenomenal car you are so cool and special. a true badboy
>>28906366>first greentext already total bait
>>28906396it’s true. this is the only place where people pretend to hate it. a likely due to being poor
>>28906326Yes, dumbass
>>28906404It does look surprisingly good in poverty spec. But it's impossible to keep poverty spec bumpers with literally any options, not even non-grayscale colour, and once you go up trim the bumpers become too angery and crowded.
G80 is for poor clout chasers who can't afford a Porsche kek. I do like how it looks though. Too bad only m4 gets the good paint colors
every Porsche owner I meet on track also owns (and loves dearly) Ultimate Driving Machines. For obvious reasons. But (You) wouldn’t know without ever driving an UDM hard
>>28905707You are, of course, making exception for the E34, yes?
>>28907857I still think the E30 looks better, but yeah, it's one of the good ones.
>>28907892I'm not going to disagree, but my V8 will soothe my jealousy of the E30 owners
>>28907857>>28907986I have had a few E34s, including the wagon which is probably the best looking wagon ever made. You can really tell BMW was starting to lose it when the E34 was designed, it was the beginning of the end. The shitty chipboard door panels, the retarded failure prone climate control, the idiotic hatch harness that literally disintegrates and shorts out, the pinched bottom of the doors with rubberized trim that rusts out before anything else on the car, the busted ass wiper linkages that rub on the hood, the map lights that stop working, the double lock system prone to getting stuck, the window regulator clips pulling off the glass...I would consider owning another one if it were mint and a 6 speed V8 car, but such a thing only exists in the realm of modded cars. The M20 cars were laughably underpowered, the M30 is alright but is a boat anchor unless you want to turbo it, the M50 is just a tad better than the M20 but I've never had an M50 that didn't leak from the valve cover even with new shit. Probably because of the piece of shit magnesium valve covers.
>>28907995>6 speed V8Yeah, I'm manual swapping my M-Sport with a 420 next month. Paint is fucked but no rust so I'm gonna just fix/clean it up. There's actually a minty factory 6 speed 540i M-Sport on marketplace in California that's totally stock (EDCIII/SLS suspension, etc..) if you have $17k to blow
>>28908018>(EDCIII/SLS suspension, etc..)Yep that bullshit will break as soon as you take delivery of your gorgeous minty E34 too. I forgot to say wagon when I said 6 speed V8 car, that was what I meant when I said they only exist modded. And the wagons have that dogshit double sunroof unless you buy a poverty spec 525i.
>>28906366>massive social media clout because it’s a phenomenal caryeah nigga them S58s TUFF dawg, they the new Hellcats fr and the B58s the new Scats feel me?
>>28908022Yeah but you can still fix it/have the cores rebuilt Six speed V8 touring would be absolutely bad ass though, worth dealing with the problems IMO. Shame they're going up in price so much. Not that E30s are any better on that front, to buy one on any reasonable budget you're looking at full project car effort. Both generations are so fucking old now that they're basically the same headache.
>>28908027Name one make that has zero retards or niggers driven their cars. good luck
>>28908035classic mg?leyland?reliant?maybe classic mopars? although therr was that one black dude with the "ghost" challenger who's kid tried to sell it as a grift and made up the whole story about his dad moonlighting as a street racer
>>28908033Yeah E34 525 wagons are about 1/2 the price of E30 wagons in the same condition, but that's probably only because we actually got E34 wagons in the US unlike E30s. The downside is that you have to buy a 540i or M5 to get better performance than a 325i and a 540iT is gonna need a manual swap ($4k+ with today's transmission prices and good luck finding a 210mm LSD) and an M5T is $40k.
>>28908033>Both generations are so fucking old now that they're basically the same headache.Oh an E30s are way less trouble. I get that you have an E34 and like them more but I've owned both an E34s are way more trouble. They basically never have climate control or wiring issues and everywhere they rust, E34s will rust too (sunroof, battery box, rockers), but E34 doors rust out and that's rare with E30s. I've never had a wiper problem with an E30, for example, and I've never seen an E34 that doesn't have a mark on the hood from wipers rubbing, and if it doesn't leak down an E30's AC will work and its heater will turn off fully, E34s wind up with stuck on heat, faulty IHKR/IHKA modules, broken stepper motor mounts, all the time. The most annoying problem I ever had with an E34 was the heater valve refusing to seal so the heat was always on fucking with the AC and blowing out of the foot vents. Rebuild kit didn't fix it because the coil was broken, junkyard unit broke too, cheap aftermarket didn't seal properly, rebuilt it with the initial rebuild kit and it sealed a bit better. Couldn't afford a genuine heater valve at the time.
>>28905714E39 looks better than both>>28905749Too round for what?Have you even SEEN a sugarplum?
>>28905917So no breakfast on engine?Which god?And that's a 530i, son
>>28905998>she thinks beauty is subjectiveKek fuckin tastelet nocar
>>28906213The headlights look stupid as fuck
>>28908134>4k+ with today's transmission prices and good luck finding a 210mm LSDI just paid $3k for thisAnd there's two large case 210 LSD on marketplace as well as a 210 LSD core on ebar that are each under a grand. >>28908138Okay, yeah that's valid. Starting point is gonna be similar because the 30 are more expensive so you'll be getting a more clapped model for the money but the 34 just has a ton more likely to go wrong during use once they're both restored. And yeah, I guess I am being a bit defensive of the one I own lol, human nature
>>28908176I'll post breakfast if you post your weed and gun again so the feds can see.God God but not like your mexican god.Probably worth about $530. Should have bought an E46 M3 God DAMN slowfaglet bmwlet weedlet
>>28905707Its fucking ugly
>>28908035Humber
>>28908336and it only went downhill from there
>>28908035Jaaaaaaaag.
BMW is a nigger brand now. It sucks because I used to love their carsI own an Audi S3 now and I'm really happy on how it looks and drivesMaybe I'm just getting old though (30) or maybe I just really hate niggers
>>28908334The e46 requires subframe reinforcement and its headlights are uglyWhich gods?
>>28905723I would say obvious bait but I know for a fact this place is infested with jeets and arabs
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>>28909283>AI responseit's over, the future is darker than BMW buyers
>>28909163Most of the e46s did fine without reinforcement for decades. Sounds like cope e46let weedlet wrenchlet weldlet v8letWho are your gods are you pagan lol? Aztec or smth?
>>28909328>delusoons of an eboniclet
>>28909565Ya left your lights on calicuck wrenchlet liftkitlet