>breaks
>duelmaster exhausts with race Cadillac convertibles
That is ugly as sin
Really disamappointing. I would expect something less jewish than this from Merc
>>28908532thats not the brakes thats the dashboard
Is that a fish tank, bruh, in the middle the dash?
there has to be some kind of balance. MB is leaning a little too heavily into lease only spec
>>28908532Please tell me it's AI
>>28908718yeah nigga don't put yo fingers on my glass
>>28908749got a two-lane bowling alley up in the truckand on the other side of bed, yeah she wanna get stuck
>>28908532Any car breaks.
>>28908757CARS REAL BIG
>>28908532>heres your luxury trim: windows desktop wallpaperabsolutely disgusting
Move ho, I ain't playin'Land in the projects in a big jet planeRoll out in an old ass Chevy vanWith your baby mamma cookin' rookie cause I canI do it on the real, your bitch jockin' stunna grillI do it on the real, your bitch jockin' stunna grill'Bout to clown put it down y'all, swing my nutsShow all y'all niggas how to do donuts
RIMS REAL BIGLET ME SHOW YOU HOW I LIVE
>>28908532Can you change the background pic?Pimps would love to put up pics of their hoes on the dash.
>>28908532lol and they wonder why they loose sales to pickup trucks.
>>28908532Theres a demographic that can't keep from shattering the screen on their phone.How do you guys think this is going to work out for them?
>>28908782>Bought a new phone 1st week of February>1st day of March, it was already bent and cracked so much (there was a screen protector) you get little shards of glass in your finger using itFuck I hate phones, don't they know I'm going to smash it against my trash can or throw it through the nearest fuckin' wall? Not joking. Fun fact, you can buy fully-functional Androids for $35 at wall market.
>>28908782>How do you guys think this is going to work out for them?exactly the way Mercedes wants it to?
>>28908804same>buy a new phone, moto g power>walmart doesn't have any cases because of course it doesn't who uses anything but Samsung and Apple???>has a rubberized back that should in theory make it grippier and stay where it's put, such as a pocket.>while working on my car it silently slips out of my pocket and I scrape its screen on the concrete while repositioning myself to tighten a boltdidint even make it a weekI want to find the cocksucker who came up with the idea to force every human on the planet to carry around a tiny glass and plastic baby that much be swaddled and gently handled at all times lest you be penalized with another pointless 200 dollar purchase just so you can clock into work the next day or communicate with your family. I want to find this man, string him up by his balls and slowly dip him into a vat of molten glass and plastic from all the e-waste he created. I want to force feed him punctured lithium ion batteries until smoke comes out of his eye sockets. I believe any machine of significant complexity has a soul and they will all be waiting for him in hell.
>>28908782It only has to survive until the end of the lease then neither the "owner" nor Mercedes care.
>>28908778Pimps would just shatter the glass 10 hours into ownership after some slight inconvenience makes them go into roid rage
>>28908760Not even bliss, tastelets
>>28908821I'm the guy you replied to. Oddly enough the phone I'm talking about was a Moto G (2026) regular. It's actually a good phone, good hand feel, and the pleather back is actually nice... but I've roughed it up a little bit in the intervening 2 months.
>>28908852why would they beat their car when they have hoes for that?
>>28908768what do people with rims like these even do when they encounter a speed bump
We've been over this, /o/, you're not the target audience, rich chinks and arabs are and they love tacky shit like this.
>>28908921Let the suspension handle it
>>28908622>less jewish >from germanslol
>>28908532>the future of driving is staring at 2010 era rainmeter skinsGrim. Those modern Benz screens also tend to go out, a lot, so moving it from infotainment and HVAC into covering the entire instrument cluster certainly isn't something that's going to cause issues.
>do you know has fast you were going?>no sir my screen froze at 55 here look
>>28909074MB quality is being low for decades now
Was thinking of replacing my x5 with the new gle actually
>>28908532The new gle/gls has some buttons at least
>>28909138That's kind of an interesting color green.
>>28909298floral foam green
>>28908532What is there supposed to break?
>>28909298no it fucking isnt its a flat cream green with too much yellow
>>28908532they should make the entire car out of screens.
>>28909655panzer green mica
>>28909682>they should make the entire car out of screens.RESUME VIEWING ADVERTISEMENTSYes... this is the way of da futcha!
>>28909682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=499TkWOl4PM
>>28908532>gets utterly mogged by a japanese econobox
>>28909298>nardo grey>but greenno
what an abomination
>>28909828>ERROR! PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE
>>28908532>lel high temperatures
>>28908804>>28908821>>28908899Genuinely, how the fuck do actual braindead niggers like this even make it past the captcha to post? I've carried the same uncased iPhone 8 in my pocket for like 7 years now and it doesn't have a single scratch on it. I'm not even careful with it, drop the thing all the time. You have to be profoundly brown to fuck up a smartphone in a month.
>>28910593i have an actual brain retardation and thinking good takes sometime. My hands shake because of spastic.still white tho