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Broke Persons Cars according to Caleb Hammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaixGpEnIzU

An analysis on poor USAers.
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Buy an ad, faggot.
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Literally who?

Fuck off
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>>28911768
screencap of transcript? not watching your video
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Jeeps aren't on his list. Whew.
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It keeps happening.
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>>28911810
Wranglers hold their value more than almost any other car.
A new one is $32k? A used one with 80k miles and some mods is $26k.
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>>28911772
Shilled and constantly spammed guy who builds a fake personality around knowing about money or frugality.

Imagine if one day you woke up and thought, "you know I think I want to be like, a food guru" so you started a podcast in your room, discussing food topics you just read on wikipedia, inviting the dumbest subhumans imaginable or just straight up actors to say things like "uhhh, I only eat candy" so you can reply "ughhh, this is what non-food people don't get, look like, as a food guy, you have to eat other foods other than candy..."

Then you pay a company with tons of Indian slave labor to spam this on social media when they have downtime from spamming clavicular.
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>>28911823
>Imagine if one day you woke up and thought, "you know I think I want to be like, a food guru" so you started a podcast in your room, discussing food topics you just read on wikipedia
That's what "influencers" are now. They just read wikipedia or do rehashes of videos countless youtubers have done. Yes, we've all seen the same 5 creepiest youtube videos, yes, we can all see that you made this 40 minute video about a car by reading its wikipedia and showing the same clips 5x each with unlicensed music that every other youtuber uses.
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>>28911768
r/creepycalebhammer
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>>28911823
im so fucking sick of wikipedia article enthusiasts
its supposed to be a jumping off point for actual research, not the end destination of your search
this is why ive grown to prefer old physical encyclopedias, some freak cant camp an article and reverse any edits that go against their niche worldview if it’s in print
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>>28911823
It's not even that he reads wikipedia, it's just that the reality of economics and saving is that simple. Spend less than what you make, save what you can, invest in a S&P500 index fund, and you will not become wealthy, but you will certainly be far better off than the overwhelming vast majority of amerisharts who think that there's no way it's that easy and just get themselves in debt because they can.

It's like weight loss, it's all about working out and food management, but noo, you HAVE to do this new fad diet and this genuine natural supplement and have you tried Ozempic? then they wonder why all the weight bounces back when they stop doing all of that misserable shit cause it's so misserable when they could have been fine is they just went to the gym and started drinking homemade fruit smoothies instead of buying extra large strawberry cheesecake milkshakes.

Same deal here.
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>>28911768
I saw a guy in a corvette and yelled out my window "couldn't afford a Ferrari? Must suck to be poor hahaha". Seriously it's such an ugly car and only poor people buy them. I'm perfectly happy with my beautiful 4 cylinder Honda.
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>>28911768
charger/challenger
>subtext: blacks
Ford King Ranch Dressing F5000
>subtext: rednecks

not exactly surprising
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It sounds like there are a bunch of niggers in this thread that are salty they couldn't pay for their Dodge Chargers and they got repossessed.
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>>28911844
Wow, amazing, investing and not spending more than you make! How novel!
I'm borderline underweight, live frugally, and eat well.
This is a car board and OP appears to be blatant advertising for some YouTuber telling you basic financial advice.
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>>28911850
I made a charger 392 superbee look like it was standing still during a stoplight race yesterday. I was on my 1099cc bike so it was very unfair but damn are they slow as shit
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>>28911850
That's most of /o/, its turned into a brownfest to spam brown mobiles.
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Buy an ad.
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>>28911846
You're right on the Challenger, but wrong on the trucks. it's not that rednecks wouldn't want them, but they certainly cannot afford them, at least brand new, those fuckers wait until they can get their hands on the 3+ owner severe accident, salvage title examples.

The guys who buy these brand new are not a specific race but they are of a specific demographic: Military. There's something about being 18 years old and stupid enough to sign up that makes you specially succeptible to these trucks.

>>28911853
I said what I said fucker. It's not that complicated. just put $20 away every day you work for a year. Unless you work for Mcdonnalds you're making this an hour, Hell a bad day doing doordash is $20 an hour, so an hour of labor, from an 8 hour work day, put it away, once a day, for every day you work. At the end of the year you'll have 5K saved up in a single year, it's that easy. Is it gonna be life changing money? fuck no, but you will at least be in a better position to take care of bad shit as it comes your way.
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>>28911768
>>28911813
>eCeleb shilling
>>>/lgbt/
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>>28911868
>>28911771
you can tell people to fuck off without sounding like a janny, you bunch of cucks
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>>28911869
>There's something about being 18 years old
They aren't 18. They are in their 30s and still retarded.
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>>28911869
>I said what I said fucker. It's not that complicated. just put $20 away every day you work for a year. Unless you work for Mcdonnalds you're making this an hour, Hell a bad day doing doordash is $20 an hour, so an hour of.. [blah blah]
And I said what I said. I come here to talk about cars not suck off some kid who thinks he's a genius for saying the very most basic financial advice - don't spend more than you can, invest. Don't care. That's something children should be able to tell you.
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>>28911938
Do you want/o/ to devolve into 30% ads for garbage youtube videos by unemployed zoomers acting like geniuses about stuff they've only read about online? ? I don't think you do.
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>>28911961
>? ?
This bro. We are warning you /o/, if you fuck with us Charger bros you are going to experience lasting consequences.
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I see your attempt at irony.
Why would I listen to some kid posting youtube videos about anything? Next thing you're going to tell me that Camrys are the gayest car because some crackhead with a boob job told you so
Any person can give you a list of cars they think are for poor people.
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>>28911768
I'm not watching that video, but I work at a used tire shop. It's funny the shit that rolls up and then some white dude is acting like a nigger that $50 is too much for a tire. A Maserati, some land rovers, chargers, altimas, mexicans come in but they're the least trouble. Lots of lifted trucks in shitty condition bitching that it's expensive to mount 37 12.50 22s, dude probably making payments on a 30k truck and bitching about not having $250, lots of card declined and seeing grown ass adults beg on whatsapp for mommy to spot them money.
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Gentlemen, I present.
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Guy who isn't a car enthusiast doesn't know about cars

And the sky is blue at 11
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At least they are getting audited so they are attempting to save themselves from financial retardation.
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>>28911768
I just downloaded the dollar wise app + subscribed to his YouTube channel. I can finally stop being poor.
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>>28912066
Just kidding, I'm heading to Carvana for a used BMW
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96 years + tip bros
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>>28911816
>Wranglers hold their value more than almost any other car.
NOT ANY MORE!
they overproduced and fucked with the market
Now jeeps are dropping value hella fast.
The worse offenders are the 4xE models.
But even the gas only versions are dropping 20-25% in 1-2 years
Some closer to 30%
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>>28911859
Look at this sleepy-eyed, dopey mudblood.
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who?
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>>28911833
I have a full 1983 encyclopedia taking up room in my house, please come remove it from my front room so I can actually get some shit done in there
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>>28912377
id pay for shipping so long as its complete and not ruined from mildew i really do love these things
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>>28912203
how fucking bad does your credit have to be to get 28 percent apr, 1200 a month on an 8 year car note
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My Hellcat is still here. Never repoed, never modded. The fad is ahead fading away, and many hellcats were destroyed in the hands of clout chasers. This just increases the rarity of the ones owned by those who care.
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>>28912397
they don't, but I've been tempted to stack them outside somewhere, some small part of me would keep them in the event I ever live to see the full internet go down, but if the world is ending, idk how an encyclopedia from the 80s is gonna help
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>>28912051
Maybe I'm nuts but I actually like the way these look when they're built into over the top offroaders.
they look retarded without all the overlander bullshit
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>>28911823
Never seen someone be so wrong before
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>>28912343
Yuros can't even drive in a straight line. Sad!
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>>28911768
He means nigger car.
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>>28911844
Lmaoooo I just looked into this stupid faggot he's literally telling people to be happy with less than 15% returns while working yourself to death so nobody spends time learning how to succ the market.
Literally controlled opposition
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>>28912567
>rarity
These cars are not investments. They are a Chrysler and always will be.
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Hey now mine was paid off 10 years ago.



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