Have you even run from the cops before? Do you pull over like a good boy?
Yes, I have. It's been 15 years now so I am openly admit it. Evaded a 15-20 mile chase with a state trooper, my car could go almost 40mph faster than a police Charger SS. Crested a hill with a decent lead and parked in a dollar store lot and watched him fly by. I have never been so scared in my life. I was scared for months that they'd come knocking on my door, they never did.Would not do again, especially now that they have HD cameras and plate scanners.
>>28912631I pull over and get away with it because I have the best rizz
>>28912631I put my dih in your mom like a 'good boy'
If you're already going 80+, and the cop is parked or has to do a U turn, and there's an exit within 2 miles it's easy. If you have a front plate and the cop car has ALPR you're boned, pull over.The worst part is when you start evading, you cannot stop, you are locked in to that split second decision - you either get away or you're going to jail. Don't let yourself make that decision, not in current year with all these ALPRs and flock cameras around.
>>28912641Tell a story then to prove you're not autist
>>28912638I never ran from cops in a car but I did it on foot once and got away but would strongly not recommend anybody try it the adrenaline dump is insane and if I didn't know the terrain of the neighborhood I would have been fucked.
>>28912667>1AM>110 in a 65 mph>cops sneak up behind me in their exploder and turn on lights and sirens>didn't even shoot radar or anything so I'm feeling confident>gib info>act like I'm surprised it's not just a ticketable thing for 45mph over the limit and I'm just heading home to chill and then go to work real quick>they check if I'm drinking>tell me not to do it because suspended license for 100+ and to have a nice dayYou'd be surprised what you can get away with if you're just chill, I've seen guys drive across the fucking country with no license plate or insurance and they talk their way out of it.
>>28912631On a motorcycle twice
>>28912677I can run super fast. Was a right mid in soccer. But in the context of running for my life I might have a mental breakdown and fuck up, I wouldn't let a cop ruin my life over drugs though so I would still run anyway. Drugs don't ruin your life, getting arrested does. Congrats for making it out.
>>28912631I never ran from the cops but one time in Minecraft I was street light sprinting with a rando and disco lights turned on out of nowhere. You know how they say, you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to out run your friend
>>28912682I've talked my way out of many tickets, easily a dozen. Also gotten a dozen. Don't count on it. Cops are just people, and if you're nice some people will see you as an easy mark and that's it. You don't get a discount for making their jobs easier.
>>28912691Kek when they lit me up I had to do the quick math of "hmm they're pacing me and I can only go 137 mph, and they can probably do 155 mph in their 5000lb suv if they don't give a shit about life, so I had no choice.
>>28912631February of 2002, my buddy and I were cruising around in his Camaro looking for some guys we needed to talk with. The roads were really quiet because of a recent ice storm, and we had a good idea of where those guys were going to pass by, so we went and staked out a spot. Earlier that day, I had bought a sweat breath bottle with ~80 hits of acid in it, and we decided to drop a few and smoke some weed while we waited around. Just as the acid was coming on and we were deciding to leave, we saw the guys we were looking for drive by, and we started chasing them. We were going about 100 down the main road in town when a cop going the other way saw us, turned on his lights, and flipped a bitch. We immediately ditched to a side road. Cop made the same turn. Luckily, we had both worked as pizza delivery guys and knew every fucking shortcut and side road in town. My friend put a few more turns between us and the cop, while I sat in the passenger seat freaking out because we're in a police chase while I'm holding a felony amount of LSD. The first thought that came to my mind was to eat it, so I did. We managed to lose the cop and make it back to my friend's house, where I ate a bunch of benzos, smoked some more weed, and then don't really remember much. Afterwards, I was a little paranoid for a few months. And that's how I quit doing drugs.
>>28912694Oh yeah, totally, running is usually a bad idea. But don't expect that putting on a cute face will get you out of a speeding ticket. It's hard to do, especially when you're in a modded compact. They just see you as an easy ticket to pass their workday with. Be nice, but not too nice. And definitely don't admit to speeding - the easiest trick is them asking "how fast were you going?" And some idiots will say "60" when they were going 70 in a 55. Speeding 1 mph over is still a [civil offense], and admission of guilt is the easiest gift you can give to an officer. You do have to be nice to them, but don't let them walk all over you.
>>28912699Yeah, that sounds like one of those nights lol.That said psychedelics terrify me, I was a daily opi + speed addict for 15 years, yet I wouldn't touch hallucinogens again with a 10 foot pole.
>>28912714It was fun/interesting times but not sustainable. I dabbled occasionally again (the night the Iraq war started, I stayed up all night watching CNN on 5-meo-dipt, which coincidentally became illegal on the same day), but it wasn't a habit like it was before all that acid. My friend and his roommates ended up getting into speed that summer. It was good motivation for me to stay off drugs.
>>28912723Yeah I remember the RC scene. You'd get 99% pure crystalline powder from amazon one day and it'd be a schedule I felony the next. I like opiates, personally. I'm a scared, neurotic, depressed SOB and hallucinogens freak me the fuck out where morphine makes me happy to be alive. I've been clean for 3-4 years now and my life has only gotten worse, it should be allowed as a daily antidepressant because it actually works and doesn't cause permanent brain damage like SSRIs/SNRIs.
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>>28912808Kek homeowner ought to be broken and entered for that goofy ass doorbell
>>28912808lmao im glad someone saved that
>>28912638>Charger SS
>>28912631And I would have gotten away too if my battery didn't go flying and disconnect during the evasive manoeuvers. Fucking pigs wanted to get me for no seatbelt and got me with 10 other made up charges, laughing the whole time about not having to do any more work for the rest of the month while they stole my car towed to an impound (their buddies) instead of letting me park it at home, 5 houses down. Those kikes stuck me for 2 grand just to get my car back. Fuck The jews m8
>>28912852Charger Schutzstaffel
>>28912936Actually it was the Florida-only SuperSoaker edition. They replace the back seat with a water tank and it's got a Mario like water launcher turret on the roof. They're easy to get away from but you don't want em in front of you - despite always raining, 94.3% of Floridians simply cannot drive on wet roads.
2 times have i run from the cops on a 250cc pitbike, 16hp (supposedly) xd, first time one car did a u-turn and i drove into a forest road to come out another part of the suburb. Came out the other end in a parking lot with another cop car standing there blockinh the exit, they gave me a look of pity like "why did u do this, now were gonna take it away from u" but in the corner i saw a gap in the barrier and drove to it, it was a pit so i hesistated, but yolo put it in first and drove over ditch almost falling but keeping on the gas and recovering, lost them in another forest road that had one of those gates for cars,Other time was a bit more dramatic, a cop came up behind me without sirens but i then saw the lights in the reflection of a car infront, i drove on some sidewalks trying to kite but they followed, i drove kinda slow since i didnt wanna run anybody over, so they couldve pitted me if they wanted xd, lost them in a playground, but then there was another unmarked car chasing me. I drove up a sidewalk into a dead end and thought i was fucked. But the retards drove around and i could see them under me. Just drove back and hid in some houses, shut it off and coasted downhill and hid in a forest for like 2 hours. Some drug dealers were kinda annoyed with me, they communicated on phones that cops were chasing a "moped" xd so i kind off stopped riding in daytime in my suburb after that
I've been pulled over a couple times, but the only time it actually resulted in a ticket was when I accidentally rolled through a red light at like 2 in the morning. I literally said out loud to myself>man good thing no one was around to see thatabout 2 seconds before I got lit up
>>28912631Ive done it on foot as a drunk 20 year old with a girl who was also drunk
I pull over and haven't gotten a ticket for anything yet since I don't drive like an idiot.
>>28912631I ran from the cops when I was black out drunk at like 16. The cops showed up to break up the house party they weren't even after me but I just took off running. I ran to a McDonalds where I saw some people I knew and they took me home. The people that took me home called me the next day to check on me and I asked them what happened and where the McDonalds I ran to was. I looked it up and it was like 5 miles from the house party lol don't remember any of it
>>28912631No? I'm white, why would I need to run?
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>>28912811i like the bell
>>28913493It's cringering the dystopian spyware video doorbell fuckhead
>>28913493Someone needs to pair it with Patrice Rushen's "Ring My Bell" and loop the video at different speeds to the song. I think you could make a few septims on tiktok.
>>28913495>Patrice Rushen's Anita Ward, my bad. You know the song.
>>28913499Kek either that or some good ol don't fear the reaper cowbell
>>28912631i used to drive drunk a lot in high school. i had a lifted 4x4 with big tires, and i grew up in the sticks. any time i was driving the backroads late at night on the way back from a party or something, if i saw a vehicle do a u-turn after passing me or saw police lights down the road, i would kill my lights and turn onto whatever trail was closest to me (there were lots of powerline maintenence/sewer maintenance/railroad trails where i lived). happened at least two dozen times, they never followed me, and there was never anybody waiting for me where the trails let out.
>>28913506If they don't light you up you technically aren't running, thougheverbeit
>>28913506i didn't word that very clearly, but the red and blues came on after the u-turn several times. if i'm the only vehicle for a mile in either direction in rural NC, i'm the vehicle they're going after whether they get close to me or not.
>>28912631Kinda. After I got my license I would drive as much as I could. I didn't have my own car so I took out my mom's Lincoln Continental. Wasn't the fastest thing on the block but it had the V8 and I think around 250hp. Back in summer 2002 around 10pm.Some kid in a riced out civic tried to race me and I blew his door off. 5 seconds in cop lights came on. I was well ahead of the civic and he stopped and I kept going. I panicked and just kept driving. Went in random directions for about 20-30 minutes. Ended up getting lost and stopped at a random gas station asking how to get to the highway.
>>28914493>detuned DOHC 32v Cobra engineKek that's kind of a beast
