>tfw born in 2002>I will never own a house and thus a garage>I will never own a cool car as a young man without bankrupting myself or going into permanent debt>I will never drive down a road without a million cameras pointed at me>I will never attend a car meet that isn't full of clout chasing fuckboys farming instagram clips>I will never pay $1.25 per gallon>Cars will all be electric automatic CVT SUVs by the time I have real money>Every cool 90's car will be an antique collectable by the time I can afford it>I will never experience society before social media>I will never talk to a girl that doesn't already have 5+ dudes texting her>I will die for israelMy bad for not being born in the 80's
back in my day we firm handshake bootstraps freshly cit grass at the crack of dawn. and we were bloody well thankful for it.
im hitting my financial stride in my late 20s and can absolutely afford all of those things, currently saving up to buy a c6 z06 then after that saving up for a down payment on a house Should have the vette by this time next year and the house by the time im 30
> Study energy engineering> Go work in shame mining> Buy a house in North Dakota and the cars you want with a 125 000 dollar jobnot that hard desu
>tfw born in '89>Graduated uni right into the '08 market crash. Moved and burnt bridges for a good job, facility shut down a year later.>Ended up doing manual labor for years to get another degree>I will never [afford] a house (parents are rich af though, it works, look at Trump)>My parents gave me a 5k mile STi when I was 17, for free>I used to run from cops>I used to attend illegal car meets with hundreds of cars every weekend in the '00s where most phones didn't have cameras and some had 0.3MP still image ones. There were two pro porsche GT3 cup racers in my "street team." We'd arrange races, but never bet.>I paid $1.25 / gal (but made $6.75..) Used to pay with like 45 cents in change to get home from school>Never owned an automatic, 7 cars deep>Currently drive a '90s tuner car, most of my cars have been>Experienced society before even the internet, and I deeply miss it>Had sex with 4 women by 20 despite being a sperglord because people had IRL parties instead of discord speedrun watching sessions>I will destroy Israel with my bare handsDamn, being a millennial is the tits!
>>28914652>My bad for not being born in the 80'sYep, it's pretty cool. I was born in 1982, so I was able to experience the last fleeting bits of the post-war prosperity and a mostly white, homogenous society. Got to experience the internet before cunty adjews ruined it. Saw technology improve at a pace never before seen in the history of man (again, before the cunty fucking adcuntjews ruined it)But the best part is knowing I'll be getting ready to die right around the time the aforementioned groups completely fucking CUNT what's left of society beyond any hope of salvage.
But wait, there's more!
>>28914652>I will never own a house and thus a garage Start investing now and you can buy a house zoom zoom. I bought a house when I was making $13.75 an hour.>I will never own a cool car as a young manGet a job and you can.I see Zooms driving around in STI/WRX or 350/370z even a few with 82-92 Camaros>I will never drive down a road without a million cameras pointed at me Fair point, but drive in rural areas or backrpads and its good.>I will never attend a car meet that isn't full of clout chasing fuckboys farming instagram clips Find better car meets>I will never pay $1.25 per gallon Ok sure>Cars will all be electric automatic CVT SUVs by the time I have real money They already are>Every cool 90's car will be an antique Eh, there's always something cheap>I will never experience society before social mediaYou can choose not to use it anon.>I will never talk to a girl that doesn't already have 5+ dudes texting her That's been a thing since forever anon.Even ugly girls 100 years ago had several suitors. >I will die for israel Not if you don't want to
>>28914666I didn't know Satan lived in North Dakota.>>28914667Total normie death
>>28914652>>I will never attend a car meet that isn't full of clout chasing fuckboys farming instagram clipsthese are still around, or at least street racing ones are. there's a very windy road on the outskirts of my city that still sees regular weekend meets of people doing time attacks despite the high fuel costs. it's all just kids enjoying their first or second cars.
>>28914684>its all kids exactly the point nigbrained apes with stolen cars and nissan altimas a car meet does not make
>tfw just closed on a house with a garage
>>28914683>Total normie deathThe funny thing is that I was dx'd with autism in the '90s. They didn't just hand them out to everyone then. The difference was: kids could go out after dark on their own at a young age, people actually hung out and did things IRL. You're more likely to end up having sex with a chick at a house party than someone in a youtube chat. It was SO different 20 years ago, I remember playing in a beer pong tournament in the street when I was 17.I was awkward as fuck, but because everyone was there IRL and intoxicated, I still ended up in the win condition plenty of times. Nowadays, I have no fucking clue how to date a woman. None, it's been 6 years. It might actually not be you; the internet allows everyone to just stay in their rooms which isn't condusive to...
>>28914663>we firm handshake bootstraps freshly cit grass at the crack of dawnI dun get this boomer speak
>>28914692That only reinforces my last post. Total normie death.
>>28914694Okay dude. I'm sorry you can't find women to have sex with you. I'm subtly saying it's largely due to dating apps and social media. I had a lot of sex in the mid-00s, but it just disappeared. I have to assume it's because I'm 5'8. When we had house parties most days of the week, that was never an issue. On Tinder it is. If I had been born when you were I'd be in the same situation. This isn't a "normie" thing.
>>28914705....I got with a chick when I was 30. She was a good 4-5 inches taller than me and a few months older. But I had previously lived with her in college so we banged it out. In a world where it's just dating apps I can't find anyone. But it's okay because for a few years it was a near-daily thing.
>>289147093rd post in a row, my bad. For the record, if we had places IRL to go to meet other people outside of the maybe 15 biggest cities, it wouldn't be an issue.When we didn't have MMORPGs and tinder and social media - people actually would call each other up at random to just go goof off. Now everyone is doomscrolling. This isn't a normie problem, this isn't a porn problem.With modern social media, a taller girl might like you, but she won't get near you because other people might make fun of her for it. Before facebook and smartphones, that wasn't an issue. You could sleep together and no one would know, and you didn't think that she was texting shit the moment you went to the bathroom.Software has destroyed dating and sexuality in general.t. Software engineer, former OKCupid mod
>>28914734OP here, i experienced the very end of pre-internet society in my childhood (like age 9-13) but that might just be because nobody had phones. i remember knocking on friend's doors and slowly journeying across the neighborhood recruiting everyone else to go hang out.i just wish that lasted.
>>28914734>former OKCupid modI fucking loved this website in the 2010s, along with Tinder and Craigslist. Those were the god damn days!
>>28914747>because nobody had phones. i remember knocking on friend's doors and slowly journeying across the neighborhood recruiting everyone else to go hang out.>i just wish that lasted.Yeah. I thought it was just beginning. Little did I know that Bin Laden and the Zuck Cuck would eventually turn friendship and sex into some excel spreadsheet shit. I live in a state capitol city, I have no idea where I could go to meet single women in their 30s - it wasn't always like this.>>28914748I banged-out a lotta fat bitches from OKC in theearly 10s. I'm 130 lbs, 300 lb hogs are rough to handle :P. Still, nothing like skinny chicks in college.
>>28914734>okstupidlol that takes me back. plowed a whole bunch of trashy single moms before tinder was ever a thing
>>28914666>cars you want>empty flat land with nothing interesting>frozen half the yeargreat so you get the car but you cant actually use it. i-94 is boring af and the only somewhat interesting part is the badlands
Ya know, there's at least two tgirls I know who have directly told me they're into me but I've got negative rizz when it comes to seductionI can talk to women just fine but it's all from the perspective that romantic involvement is impossible because I'm a fat fuck (tall, but fat)suddenly you introduce interest as a possibility and I just can't comprehend itthey were literally in my bed with me at one point brosmaybe I'm just straight and I only think I'm into femboys and tgirls as copium? that's what a chick told me once but I met her on another board so a femanon isn't exactly a good look into normie mindsets
>>28914734>Software has destroyed dating and sexuality in general.Maybe if you're a manlet/sperg/deformed goblin. I have not had a problem getting laid back then and I have no problems getting laid now. t. 6'5 chad
>>28914666>own the only cool car in 200 mile radius>every single road is arrow straight>pays same for gas as everyone despite literally being the guy digging it up>your wife wants you to sell your mustang and buy a cvt lgbt suv, while dating your coworker with big beard and a mullet>all 90s cars in the state have long rusted into nothing, should you get something from out of the state it'll meet their fate in 2-3 years>will die for israel anyway
>be millennial>bought house 4 years ago >up 50% on zillow due to desirable area>have 200k worth of cars >met wife in college>2 children >financially independent but like work so part time >Can't get replaced by AI>Hate the joozLife is good
Imagine being a TikTok zoomer and not raking in millions
>>28914652Look at the bright side. You don't know how good things were prior to social media so it won't make you as depressed as those of us who experienced it and want to go back
There are still motorcycles.>Git gud>No plate>Tinted visor>Fuck the police We can still reverse the timeline though. It's not too late. The Jews just have to go.
>>28914652>My bad for not being born in the 80'sHaha, what a loser... Born in 85, have a house, garage, couple of big shops. Git gud son...
>>28914894Stupid boomer mentality
>>28914897Now anyone born in 85 or later is a boomer. Lol ok... Seethe harder.
>>28914910i thonk he's talking about the mentality rather than when you were born
>>28914913If you're not making 6 figures by 25 that's a massive skill issue and you're ngmi
>>28914652Literally just join Ice dude a gs-13 with LEAP makes like over 200k with a highschool diploma you’ll get a house ezpz
>>28914693VIETNAM
>>28914667>Sperglord>Going to parties
>>28914916>made 7 figures at 24.9fuck. time to an hero
>tfw born in 2120>I came here to make a Civic Del Sol with a built k24/20 frankenstein with a GT3571R >Caught the coof and this is my dying shitpostACK
>>28914681I’m just wondering how that works. Let’s suppose you started working when you were 18, straight out of high school. 13.75 is roughly 28k a year. If you had no expenses and were not taxed, it would take you 4 years to get 100k. You would then need to find a bank to give you a mortgage, assuming you live in a shithole where 100k down is enough. What am I missing?
I was born in 2002 and i have a cool car and no debt. Im a khhv though.
>tfw also born in '02>be welder>land great gig at 20, making 24/hr>30/hr by the 1 year mark>shits cash>finally able to afford a golden age Detroit iron that isnt a flaming shitheap roller>hit by mass layoff at 1.5 year mark>stay unemployed for 3 months hoping for a callback>cave and start looking for other jobs>worked 2 mediocre welding jobs since layoff>once again have a decent chunk saved>new oil crisis in the makingBy nature I refuse to make payments for anything. If I cant buy it outright, I cant afford it. It takes me an eternity to save up for that classic car I want. Especially with boomers massively overestimating how much their cars are worth.
At least I'll inherit a house I guess.
>>28914685rip. while i was there a lancer evo drove past. clean as fuck too.
>>28914652>Every cool 90's car will be an antique collectable by the time I can afford itThis has already happened
>>28914652Skill issue
>>28914817>tgirls
>>28914652you may be able to do some of those thingsyou just have to play the jewish stock market game where you can lose everythingor you are 3 friends can take out a business loan and go in on a garage
Just get a motorcycle
>>28914652>tfw born in 1990>Have owned 3 houses in the past>Successful house flipping business took off right place in the right time>$100k in the bank >Married some whore and lost it all in the divorce>Now I'm no better off then a pathetic zoomer Well, at least I tried
>>28915364>>Married some whore and lost it all in the divorceEven people that genuinely love eachother don't get married these days because almost everyone knows it's a scam.
>>28914664Based. Hope you make it anon.
>born in Based '88>fully own house in most desirable area in most desirable state in the most desirable country of the most desirable continent>up 666% on zillow thusly>retired thusly>have $888k in cars>met the one that got away in college>on the hunt for another hottie>one that will give me children>financially independent, but Love my Art so it is never work>can't get replaced by ai>hate mostly everyone>mostlyMy wife's a pain in the ass; she's always bustin' my friggin' haggisMy daughter's married to a jadrool loser bastardI got a rash so bad on my ass I can't even sit downBut you know me, I can't complain
>>28915417STAY OUTA MALIBU DEADBEAT
>>28914709I watched the girl that got away get fuckin marriedLike I was actually at the wedding>>28914764"Not that 'anon'," to use the parlance of our timesI ONLY pursue Cuties/Hotties
>>28914652it's not that hard>fiance is childhood friend, loving autist>she's a civil engineer>i'm in federal law enforcement>combined income of 170k+ at 23 years old>living at home until we buy a housejust apply to federal law enforcement jobs, they're hiring like crazy right now
>>28915771>fiance>she
>>28914709Fuck off normie
>>28914816okay so actually its not about owning house and garage but wanting to live in socal?
>>28915776obsessed
>>28915771>just apply to federal law enforcement jobs, they're hiring like crazy right nowDon't want to get purged by Neo-Stalin amid the Great Reset. Just look at how they threw cops under the bus during the Fentanyl Floyd Riots.
