>Hey, big bro! Can I take your Tesla for a ride? I promise I'll take good care of it.Wat do?
I wake up in a pool of sweat, terrified that I actually bought a Tesla.
>>28915215I think you can put it in valet mode which limits acceleration.
>>28915215I don't have a Tesla and my sister drives like shit. Her husband drives her around. Her husband has a nicer car than me, so she can take that one whenever she wants.
Why do they have no shame?
I like the way she squirms her lower torso.. It gives me a funny feeling in my tummy.Anyway I'd make sure she was insured to drive it first, then make her sign something saying she has to replace the vehicle if there's any structural damage.
>>28915215I understand that this is a fictional situation, because I will never own a tesla, but in that case>Wat do?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQSYvLOscI
On one hand I would tell her to "Get your shoe off the seat and get the fuck out of here with your ice cream." On the other hand I wouldn't care because it's a soulless tesla.
>>28915215>so many filters it looks like AIGrim
>>28915215raep
>>28915217This
>>28915215Do a 360 and walk away
Fully accept and let her remove a tesla from the vehicular gene pool
>>28915215Is she my biological or adoptive sister?
>>28915215i'm so tired of women. yoko ono was right, they truly are the nigger of the world.
>>28915215>Can I drive your carNo.The answer is no, regardless of who you are.
>>28915243Because they're not really people.
>>28915215Only if she sets me up with her sluttiest girlfriend..
>>28915215Only if she sets me up with her fattest girlfriend