I've been getting cortisol spikes from this guy truck mogging me at my apartment complex. Should I be exhaust maxxing, or should I focus on transmission gooning?
Have you tried not being a truggold?
>>28917122Are you jestermaxxing me rn?
>>28917112Move to another apartment complex. There is no recovering from this.
>>28917112>Should I be exhaust maxxing, or should I focus on transmission gooning?Nah, your only real option is neck roping.
>>28917112I think he likes you, you should ask him out on a date
I suggest an external display to show your MPG. That'll really make him feel bad about his gas guzzler.
>>28917112Get a radio flyer and paint 'super power wagon' on it.
Nigga is that a red Dodge Power Wagon?Pack it up bro, it's JOEVER. Your pathetic Ford Maverick can't compete with solid axles and triple lockers.
>>28917112Why even own a pickup when you live in an apartment?
sorry bud smaller truck gives the blowjobs that's the rules
Exhaust maxing? Oh no anon, did you buy the wrong Maverick by mistake? The one with the smaller engine?
>>28917112You should talk to your doctor about your estrogen levels.Apparently yours are to high.
>>28917112Stop being a faggot.
mog him back with overland larp
>>28917218Imagine paying thousands for accessories and still not having a winch. Embarrassing.
>>28917219Winches are for losers who get stuck
>>28917112>>28917112Get some mud on yours. It looks like neither of those princesses leave the suburbs.
>>28917112Only option now is to get a deuce and a half or a 5 ton and up the ante.Right now you've lost your manhood. Are you really gonna let the entire apartment complex know you're some limp wristed sissy?Get a truck fit for a real man.
>>28917168Built for BDW (big dodge wagon)
>>28917112>drive a RAM>live in an apartmentHe's LARPmaxxed.
>>28917733It's even funnier that it's spotless compared to the little Maverick.
>>28917112Smaller vehicle means bigger dick, don't worry about it.
>>28917112>apartment complexAsk him how much his truck payments are for the next 84 months.https://youtu.be/GL_I6_0FcTg?si=ozXNrzFkALdupxXA
>>28917112>ram is spotless>tow mirrors>Ram GoyMaxxed™ upgrade package $10000 extra plus tip>garage parking at an apartment complexthat guy is either 5'6, gay, or has spent his entire life terrified of being called gay. you're fine OP. in fact, you should be really friendly to him when you see him, that will drive him nuts.
