We all know Subaru = lesbians, but what about the other brands?
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Chevrolet = gays
Bmw = browns
BMW = alpha males
BMW = fags who cant use indicator signals.
>>28919426Every Brand = Gay
BMW = This is ten percent luckTwenty percent skillFifteen percent concentrated power of willFive percent pleasureFifty percent painAnd a hundred percent reason to remember the name
Ford=low IQ homos
>>28919426I had one relationship that was m/m gay, then I got a WRX and I reset to factory settings, started slamming energy drinks and eating pussy on the first date. Never looking back. Thank you Subaru.
Dodge = black
>>28919668gayness is an unsigned integer and you were so unbelievably gay that buying a subaru caused a buffer overflow in the universe
Mitsubishi = Dead inside but thugs it out regardless
VW GTI = pdf files
>>28919426Subaru is not lesbians. At least not anymore, it's more /out/ than lesbians by now. All about the faggots who pretend to go camping innawoods without really going innawoods cause all they do is drive up a gravel road to a designated camp site on a national park. So memebaru is less TEH GAYZ oand more the "adventure" lifestyle for pasty white people who go out to places where they still get cell coverage.Other brands:>ToyotaThey know what they got, not in terms of resale value (although that is there) but in the sense that they wanted a boringmobile appliance that sips on gas and rarely dies and they got a boringmobile appliance that sips on gas and barely dies. They're 100% certain of having made the right choice.>HondaThe brand for the Toyota buyer who didn't want just a boringmobile who sips on gas and rarely dies. These guys discovered civics are light and handle well and genuinely thought that V-tech was some racing technology instead of just a marketing term for an engine.>MazdaFord buyer back in ye olde days where a Tribute and an Escape were pretty much the same car with different body panels, that has changed once they got rid of the Ford ball and chain, now they're all about the design language and great interiors and the people who buy them will never shut up about them.>MitsubishiYou got a great 0%APR, under MSRP deal on your brand new car. There's nothing else you care about.>HyundaiYou're a poorfag and just need reliable trasportation. At the same time the reason you're a poorfag is that you make horrible financial decisions like buying a brand new Hyuindai instead of just buying yourself a 15 year old corola or Civic and saving for a better new car down the line.>KiaSee Hyundai above, just more self rightgeous about it.>American brandsYou like trucks and these are the only people who make them properly. Or so you say as a cope mechanism so you can sleep at night with your $900+ dollar a month car payment for the next 8 years.
>>28919972I forgot one manufacturer.>NissanIf you're driving one of these something has gone terribly wrong in your life. Didn't make it through high school, trouble with the law, she took everything in the divorce, you're black living in the USA, you're an immigrant from some third world backwater with no opportunity of advancement, etc.
>>28919426must be an american thing. subaru = rural boomers and hunters who refuse to buy proper 4x4 here>i can do this in a wagoon just watch...>gets stuck and need a tow or need to call for someone with a landcruiser or hilux to haul their boat to the lake>you see? i need no more than this subaru...
Alpha Romeo - clueless idiot trying to buy classAudi - women who don't know betterBMW - either a fintech bro with too much money or a broccoli headed zoomer drowning in paymentsChevrolet - working class slobGMC - working class slob with a little more to spendFord - literal NPCsHonda - boomers who remember when Honda was good and browns who think they're middle classHyundai / KIA - people who fall for a low price every timeJeep - glamping whores who like to pretend they're adventurousLexus - upper middle managementLincoln - boomers who remember a time when owning a Lincoln was a flexMazda - looking for a good driving, reliable car but don't want a Toyota.Mercedes - rich fags with absolutely no tasteMINI - women who don't know any betterMitsubishi - Mitsubishi employees and their senpaiNissan - low credit haversPorche - small dicks, big walletsRAM - drunk driving specialistsSubaru - people who got tricked into thinking they need AWD to drive through a puddleTelsa - smug tech boys who only wear black and white clothingToyota - Sensible, boring people who just want to go from A to B and not lose their shirt after the warranty is upVW - idiots who think "German Engineering" is a good thingVolvo - off putting weirdos who are oddly successful and want everyone to know it, but don't want a BMW or Mercedes
>>28920006>Porche - small dicks, big walletsyou missed>Suzuki - big dicks, smol walletsotherwise surprisingly accurate
>>28920006>Alpha Romeo - clueless idiot trying to buy classI'm not sure I'm going to take advice on cluelessness or class from somebody who can't even type out a brand name
>>28920006I own an 03 Mercury Grand Marquis with leatherhad it for 13 years
BMWBrown Men Wanking
If you ride Yamaha you're a pedophile
>>28919426actual beaner here... chevrolel, vw, nissan, dodge, ram, jeep, chrysler, bmw are beaner brands.
>>289205848-cylinder Volvo is not that common anon might want to withdraw
>>28919977>Nissanthere's another subset of people that were swayed just enough by marketing / word of mouth / price who purchased once and have sworn off anything even tangentially related to the brand for the rest of their lives. These people also go out of their way to convince everyone in their social circle that Nissan is the worst company in the world
>>28920621Motorcycles, anon.If you drive a car with a Yamaha V8 you're alright
Toyota=3rd world types, boomers and their stupid children
>>28920599RAM Is the fragile white rural ego car. If you have masculinity programs you buy a RAM no matter the race.
Acura=Niggers
>>28920006worst takes ITT
>>28920006you forgot >Dodge - niggers and poorfags
>>28920006Audi = IT bros
BMW - high test enthusiasts who want the Ultimate Driving Experience; could have just bought a Porsche but know 911s are straight up boring to drive, so they opt for the best cars money can buy
Proton = Malaysian
I just want it to get good gas mileage and work
>>28919668>>28919757this is unironically how it works. normies who get subarus become gay furfags. gay furfags who get subarus relinquish their sexuality and become either monks or finbros
chargers and challengers are now a jeet brand. every "high caste" jeet immediately gets one and slathers it in jeet stickers, AK stickers, puts a little shrine on the dash, and gets those stupid tassels on the front. every time. even fresh out of basic military kids have moved on to jeeps because chargers are too jeeted up>>28919979it's a highly american meme based solely around their wagons, especially the forrester. in most places no one buys that slop so subarus are known solely for Imprezas, which are invariably fratbros
>>28919426Volvo = fucking douchebag. 100% of the time the owner is a Karen or the male equivalent. Ohh you're too sophisticated to drive something German. We get it. Just like you can't have a normal dog either when you're a Volvo owner. It's got to be some stupid Poodle something.
>>28921277I'd probably take a CRV over my Outback but it's fine
>>28919426Suzuki = Chad
>>28920006Best post ITT. Do Suzuki and Skoda. Also the french POS, citroen and Renault.
>>28919977I was at the market earlier today and ended up talking with this blonde tomboyish looking woman who was on the other side of the sushi fridge. Got her number then later saw her in the parking lot and she had a huge black woman style ass and was getting into an Altima with paint scrapes everywhere and a Drivetime dealer plate. Legit almost deleted the number after that.
>>28920599I forget Chrysler still exists. I like my Mexican made GLI.
>>28921610They don't sell any of that shit in the US
