>budget: $60krequirements:>AWD/4WD (he can’t drive, is afeared of snow)>luxury>sporty (more musclecar/high HP type)>flashy>reliable>practical (golf clubs, little kids, etc)>fuel efficient>likes gay tech (lane assist, 360 cameras, self-parking, etc)I think he just needs to suck up the lack of reliability and buy an audi or something
Car can be new or used (within reason). Some suggestion I’ve tried and the response:AWD Stelvio QV (unreliable/expensive maintenance)Audis (expensive maintenance)Jaguar AWD sedan (expensive maintenance)Porsche panamera (unreliable, ugly)G-wagon or landcruiser (expensive, will get boring)newer mazda SUVs (doesn’t seem interested)
Go ride a bus
>>28924028Just let their parents or husband pick a car for them
>>28924028>he can’t drive, is afeared of snowThen no car will help him, he's just going to wreck whatever he finances at 28% APR.But if the guy's a retard behind the wheel and wants a high horsepower machine, the recommendation I'd make is a Model S Plaid. They're monstrously fast and they have autopilot, so that he can be a fucking idiot while the car drives for him.
>>28924028The highest trim Rav4
>>28924061oh yeah. he loved the idea of a tesla (autopilot, gizmos, “efficient/cheap”) then he drove one and was appalled at the lack of quality. He still brings it up every now and again, then I have to remind him why he noped out in the first place.
>>28924028Tesla model 3 dual motor
>>28924028Used Escalade
>>28924112what about a lexus 600h? They’re cheap, v8, lexus reliability, AWD.
Cadillac CT5-V
>>28924028bmw 3 series
Just get a Porsche
>requirements: impresses people I don't know, strokes my ego and makes me feel good, seems very expensive (unobtainable) but never ever costs me any money, oh also I don't know anything about cars and don't even like them
>>289240285 series or E-Class.
>>28924028Toyta Venzda LE AWD
>>28924105Testla Model A 7 motor
>>28924036Toyota Rav4 Prime given these responses. It even costs close to $50k so he can "feel" he's buying an expensive car while having something "reliable" with "cheap maintenance", since he sounds like an NPC with those criteria.I'd say a Cadillac CT4-V, non BW, since it starts at $50k and is offered with AWD with all the other popular tech gizmos available as well.>t. poorfag that's driven nothing but "unreliable" brands my entire life and never had issues
>>28924118>“too small” / too overpriced>>28924133yes, I know. I did say he’s retarded for a reason, lol.
>>28924090The newer ones got a lot better, and I notice that cars can change a lot inside of a single model year for Teslas. Their ability to iterate rapidly is unique to the industry.But my point still stands. Your buyer demographic buys cars for status and not because it's a car they can handle. For people like that, they really should have a chauffeur, but if they aren't twelve figures rich, an autopilot is an affordable alternative.
>>28924028>practical (golf clubs, little kids, etc)Get a Dodge Caravan GT325hp +He doesn't need AWD ffs.Stop with the bullshit, and unnecessary spending..austerity is cominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwP15gcQ9gw
>>28924275>OverpricedIt's the lowest cost of ownership because it has the least depreciation out of any car you mentioned
>anon wants his cake and eat it toUnironically mid trim pickups are the best dailies these days. If you can get over sitting 6ft up in the air and keep your foot off it, you can still get 20 mpg with enough power to blow pass the normies while retaining some good resale value
>>28924028tell him to get some Lexus suv thingy.
>>28924319>Unironically mid trim pickups are the best dailies these days.No way bro.You instantly ELIMINATE 70% of Buyers via this choice.That's a risk.
>>28924314thisget a pentastar caravan and throw a v6 challenger map on itsumbitch will haul ass
>>28924314The Pacifica comes in AWD and is full of luxurious featureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHUQTle1FGsI had one as a rental one time, amazing van.>awd>luxury>sporty (the v6 moves it pretty decently)>flashy, its not unless you see the AWD badge or get it lifted>reliable (as any other new car)>practical - yes it is>gay tech, its full of it. it ACC is amazing, driving your car is like playing a video game.
>>28924028thats a good looking neighborhood, where is picrel?
>>28924388shut the fuck up, you are not interesting anymore
>>28924028Cadillac CTS4 or Dodge Charger/Chrysler 300 AWD
>>28924393Stop replying to it
MINI Countryman S ALL4
>>28924028>OP picman that's my perfect setup but i'm poor, congratulations and fuck you.
>>28924388Damn, that looks like it bottoms out on speed bump harder than you bottom in bed.
>>28924375they also handle really good, it's based on the Fiat CUSW platform like the 200 and Dart so it's literally an Alfa Romeo Giulietta inflated into a minivan. also as onther posters have said the Pentastar has a lot of tuning potential and can be very, very fast with only a little work
>>28924483Nobody asked you, unless you're the retarded friend who can't drive which the OP is helping.
>>28924375oooh, good suggestion, thx.
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>>289240282022 Genesis g90 AWD and turbos for muscle car pulls (not really but he won't fuckin know), surround cameras, comfortable, large enough to fit a bunch of shit in, flashy, doesn't seem unreliable, can be had as a hybrid to fake fuel economy
BMW i8It's the perfect pretend millionaire tech car for your gay friend.
>>28924314They shoulda put a hemi in one of these bad boys
>>28924028There's only one answer
is350 awd
>>28924314I love this idea. >lower it>te37s>retune engine & transmission>suspensionWhat about an ls600 though?
>>28924115Those are fucking mechanical nightmares. If a TOYOTA is losing 75% of it's value after a few years you should probably run away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zlQhd4M4o
He wants a tesla
>>28925150Nah scroll up, he said Tesla build quality was shit (he's right) He wants a gook EV, which is just a Tesla but with an interior not put together by home depot dropouts
>>28924028Tesla I guess. EV is the only way to get sporty, practical and fuel efficient in one vehicle and when I say sporty I mainly mean acceleration, they handle like the heavy bricks they are.Alternatively he could get a Miata or a Mustang and then pair it with any number of practical hybrid AWD SUVs or minivans. One car can't do everything.
Golf r
>>28925419Too small and badge value barely above Hyundai/KiaAlso>VW>reliable
>>28925419>>28925430actually he had a golf previously. it was a money pit. also, looks boring.
>>28924036Audi maintenance is not that expensive if he doesnt go for S/RS trims. A6 wagon with the 3.0 TFSI engine should be good enough and Quattro AWD is very good. You could also show him the Merc E class wagon or the CLA shooting break.
