What should a 41yo white male, married, no kids, lives in city, heavy traffic, in the USA be driving according to /o/ ?
>>28925258Cargo bike
>>28925260Had to google that. Are you third world or something?
>>28925264Ok cityboy
>>28925258hellcat
>>28925258
>>28925258>no kids>lives in cityJust keep riding your wife's strapon bro
>41yo white male>no kids>married>in cityI dont understand this combination of life choices
only recently started lurking and enjoy carswhat's with all the farmer cope?
>>28925325It's awful to drive cars in cities. You're better off using taxies or rideshare services until you can escape.
>>28925258A hearse, in the back.Childless men are a waste of oxygen. Especially in the city.
>>28925361Shoulda worn a condom, sucka. It's amazing the lengths people will go to justify their mistakes as heroic acts.
>>28925361Who would be stupid or crazy enough to have a children in modern day?
>>28925258Your penis onto your wife for the purposes of manufacturing children within her womb.
>>28925258Drive whatever interests you. Living in the city is awesome. People here just have a small worldview.
>>28925258>41yo white male, married, no kids, lives in city, heavy traffic,Scion, Ford Fiesta, Yaris, Honda Fit, Toyota Echo, etc.You're already a loser in the eyes of humanity, and you're now old enough to stop caring about what other people think about you, so might as well own it and get the cheapest small shitbox you can, unless you're over 6 feet tall and need more headroom.
>>28925315hot
>>28925463>kids at 41yeah bro just have some retard babies
>>28925576I'm sorry to hear about your vaxxed and trashed genetics bro
>>28925258Toyota Avalon. Comfy, practical, decent gas mileage, good for sitting around in traffic, not too big to maneuver in a city.
>>28925366They’re all accidents and regrets people like to push on others so they’re not the only ones miserable.
>>28925318Seriously. It's like one of those pick 3.For me it's>41 yo white male (ok, technically only 40)>no kids>in city>>28925258If I were you, I would just take the metro and walk everywhere. Maybe a Mazda CX-50 if you feel like you need a car for shopping excursions and shit.
>>28925674Okay rabbi whatever
>>28925258Any panther body. Comfy for sitting in traffic
>>28925258>41yo>married but no kids (pointless to even be married)>cityHoly shit how do you fuck up this bad? Just get an EV and sit in it while it charges so you nuke your nuts and make them even more useless.
lurk more but until then just go to any dealership, state your credit score and monthly budget and be sure to say you "don't need anything fancy, don't care about the latest and greatest and the bells and whistles and everything" and they'll hook you up
>>28925258>no kids>41Yolo, hit the gym, and buy a motorcycle.
>>28925260I second that. I know most /n/iggers are fags and go with a cargo e-bike, but a Mongoose Envoy is one of the cheapest ways to enter the segment and actually have a decent one.>>28925264I live about half a mile from a Costco and a cargo bike is just amazing. I don't have to do the parking lot prowl. I go in, get my month of food, pack up, and get out. Compared to the hassle of a full parking lot and the horrific traffic, the bike is 25 minutes faster than if I took a car, even though I pedal at a leisurely 5 mph.It is the minivan of bicycles. Deeply unsexy but man is it practical.
>>28925482>Scion, Ford Fiesta, Yaris, Honda Fit, Toyota Echo, etc.I'd go with a 2016 Fortwo or a Scion iQ. If you're going to commit to car ownership in a dense city, go for the most maneuverable ones.
>>28925258M/o/torcycle
>>28927428Based.
>>28925311jesus!!!! i really hope this guy gets to fuck alot of sluts
>>28925366just be low IQ and convince yourself that the world isn't a living hell
Get a Corvette, it's very midlifecrisiscore.
>>28925258F150 if rural, Tesla 3 if urban.
>>28925258>married>No kids>41 Why the fuck would you even get married?
>>28925258GMT400 and a liter bike. It's been the meta for a while now.
>41 >married>no kids How is this possible? if you have kids now theyre going to be deformed kek
>>28925315>married, no kids>a strap-onHis husband doesn't use one.
>>28925258you sound like a stang man.