Cars are like womenYou are not the first man to drive herAnd not the last either
>>28926994Shut up faggot.Just because some nerd fumbled around with her then a slimy salesman pumped her once doesn’t mean she’s a real car/woman until I’ve pushed her to her limits and past them for years.
>>28926994>he's never popped a cherry or bought a new carSad.
>>28926999>he believes he was the first one to drive his "new" car>he pretends to be a sex-haver
I bought a new car in 2008 and now, 18 years later, she's finally old enough to let me drive her.
Dad let me drive his truck. t. Motherfucker
>>28926994You didn't do the factory tour and drive away for your car, anon?
>>28926994I wanna drive my car until she dies
>>28927009A BBW appreciator here?
>>28927153Im the opposite. I want to get into a accident so i can buy something new without any judgement, internal or external, about a poor financial decision.
>>28926994I ride a motorcycle, she's scary enough to be fun and exciting but I know she'll eventually kill me