Grandpa wants to give his Corvette. However, you must perform at least one of his tasks to get it>drive it at 90 mph at one of the major streets of your nearest city in daytime on a labor day>drive it at 120 mph on a highway after drinking 0,25 l of vodka>lick his ass and let him fuck yours>transitionWhat do you do?
guess i get a free corvette
>>28927676maybe if it was a C2 or C6, nobody wants that ugly smog era POS
>>28927699Pre 1973 C3 was actually pretty cool though
>>28927676120 after drinking 250ml (lol lightweight). That's pretty much just normal driving behavior where I live.
>>28927676I routinely do that in my Civic.
Take the vodka then sell it to a junkyard.
>>28927699Dumb zoomer fuck.
>>28927676I would've done the first two but if he asked me to do something gay i would just poison him and take his shit because imagine the shame of your family finding out gramps is a fag
>>28927676Can that thing even hit 120mph?
I commute with motorbike after 0.50
Last week I drank almost 750ml of gin and commuted home
>>28927699Trvke
>>28927913
>>28927676Oh I'm going 105 through a school zone during business hours
>>28927918>skill issue
>>28927826I'm 34 btw
quality thread
>>28927676I’d do 90 in a Jetta, but a Corvette is just too big a piece of shit to risk it.
Easily hitting 90 on a major street. I know exactly where I could do that.
>>28927971Forgot to mention I'm trans
i'd let gramps try to fuck my tight virgin ass hole with his tiny limp dick. i wouldn't feel a thing.
>>28928158thanks for letting us know
>>28927676I collect one free corvette. I sure hope its manual though.
>>28927805Including or excluding the receiving anal and transitioning?
>>28927676I'll just kick his ass and take it.
