>>28930389
thats all they do
>inb4 i'm not a nigger

>>28930390
dude I just posted this thread 1 second ago wtf

Aw hell yeah

>>28930389
Road pirates

>>28930389
I got stopped in Massachusetts for having fog lights on when it wasn't foggy. Cop clearly was looking for a reason to hassle me in the middle of the night. I'm not black so I was free to go.

After the crips fell from grace, the officers heard the call for a new Blue gang.

If only they were serious about real criminals like murderers and pedos, but they never will because they have quotas to fill. Can't be having too much fun, gotta siphon more money off the people below the 1%

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>>28930389
maybe one day they will

I got got twice in two days for a headlight out. First time they said I was accelerating quickly in my town car and gave me a fix it ticket
Second time I was with my gf and when he came up to my window I told him I got a ticket for this yesterday, I'm working on it. He chuckled and let me go.
I also got a 30 over ticket which was like $500 but it was cheaper than a DUI. My insurance didn't even go up from it which was nice

>>28930389
Had recently bought a car and still had the temp tags and was driving late at night. Got pulled over for “speeding” which I knew was bullshit because that car was set to cruise control at the speed limit knowing full well cops loved hanging out on that specific road. No alcohol or weird driving either, but I just kept getting asked tons of random questions and felt like they were either looking for someone specific, thought the car was stolen or just trying to bait something stupid out of me. Eventually they “let me off with a warning” which lol

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I promise you my one is the fucking worst

>lunch break
>driving back to site
>polis car behind me
>come to crossroad
>they flash lights
>pointing to turn left and pull me over
>i do so
>polease man gets out and walks up to my window
>turn down slayer and lower window
>do you know youve got a brake light out mate?
>ah, no i didn't. Thanks for telling me.
>reach into glove compartment for spare bulb
>i replace it
>"have a good day!" and he leaves

Fuckin facists