>>28932368I thought Americans liked SUVs and Corvettes
poor man's BMW
the wives of people who have pools like this
>>28932368Same people who bought the electric mustang suv.
people too poor to afford a Kia Sportage
>>28932368Must be a Porsche Macan competitor for bong women who profess to love country music (which somehow features many niggers)
C8 Corvette is a cheap Ferrari 458Corvette SUV is a cheap Ferrari Purosangue
>>28932368me actuallytheres no powerful domestic suvs anymore. explorer st *kind of* but if this had a v8 then, yeah that's cool
>>28932450looks more like an urus killer
>>28932368Middle aged "cool" women with butt implants who who exclusively wear gym clothes and cause accidents because they were looking at cute dog video compelations on their phone while driving 15mph of in the turn lane T. Beverly Hills pro
>>28932650It's crazy to me that women will buy ass implants before breasts. Breasts>boobs and most women have a big enough ass anyway once they leave their 20s.
>>28932368Looks like a nu-Blazer fucked a Lamb Truck. Maybe they're going for the "ethnic" market?
>>28932580Really? When GM themselves make the Escalade V?
>>28932368>Who is this for?Nobody, it doesn't exist.
>>28932580Because nobody who likes cars likes SUVs.
>>28932734especially since fake tits can look nice but a fake ass always looks terrible.
>>28932397why are boomers like this
>>28932784Oh of course how could I forget the $180k Escalade V. Obviously the only reason I don't own one is because I forgot it existed and not because it costs as much as a house...
>>28932368Urus owners seeking an upgrade.
>>28932368coping wifeguys
>>28932368>Corvette>SUVCould have at least brought back an old name like the Nova or the Chevelle instead of slapping Corvette on there. I hate it like I hate that bullshit EV crossover Mustang.
>>28932368>>28932368>>28933057>Perfect opportunity to bring back the Nomad name.>Call it a CorvetteGenuinely retarded branding.
>>28932734A lot of them already have breast implants. That's for their Mini Cooper era. They get butt implants when they get into their crossover era as they age.
>>28932368Me. I wrote them an electronic communication.
Which SUV is right for me, I hate Jeep Cherokees, I hate big cars, I hate gas-guzzling SUVs, and I want an SUV that's anti-Jeep in every way.
>>28933105Subaru
>>28933108Which Subaru SUV would fit what I'm looking for?
>>28933111The Crosstrek is the smallest and would give you the best mileage its closer to being a hatchback car; but it has AWD and the suspension is lifted. The Forrester is a little larger then the Crosstrek and the Outback is a little larger still. Any of them would fit the bill deciding on how big a vehicle you wanted. The Ascent would probably be larger than what you want.I drive a 2011 Outback with the 3.6R H6 engine and a traditional 6 speed automatic. They made those up until 2014 when they switched over to CVT transmissions. If you're looking for a used car those are great, they give you good power and they're not so big that they aren't easy to park. If you're looking for a newer one I'd go for at least a 2020, the first few years of CVT transmissions weren't great. The newer ones are better; but I'd still prefer a traditional automatic. If you want a traditional automatic you could look at some of the Mazda SUV offerings those are pretty solid and Mazda refuses to use CVTs.
>>28933120Thanks for the recommendation
>>28932734Very few women have a good ass. Breast size doesn't actually matter at all, all breast sizes look cute and make dick hard.But a woman with a flat ass but big boobs looks comical AF.
>>28933111Just remember to bring a few quarts of oil with you on any trip.Subies are thirsty for oil.
>>28932388They don't "like" SUVs, it's just that they'll buy anything
Wasn't this just that new Buick crossover in the end
>>28932397America cringe maxing
>>28933111Do not fucking get a Slowbaru. They are unacceptably slow, first thing you'll notice when you test drive one. The CVT is so loud it's bound to cause hearing problems if you do repeated highway commutes. They've somehow made a vehicle that's totally inappropriate, way too fucking loud and slow, and it's all their models except the 6 cylinders and turbos, which still fucking have defending CVTs.Get a Goyota if you're ok with the cost and extra complexity of a hybrid (you will pay more and never save any money, then get fucked in the end with higher devaluation or thousands having to replace the batteries). Mazda is the only company making acceptable crossovers and they have their own plethora of issues still. The car market is sad, like many things in this dead society.
>>28932397You can tell these people never have friends or guests visit