Humiliation ritual
WE'RE BREAKING THE RULES TODAY
>>28932858There is nothing better than a light turning red when you fucking blast through it
>>28932855i sometimes don't turn on red even if i'm allowed to. surprisingly, most people stuck behind me don't get upset. maybe they are, but they won't honk at me because i'm not obligated to turn on red. sometimes i just don't feel safe or like I don't have enough space to see anything and so I just won't turn.
>>28932855I fucking hate these goddamn signs with a passion.In theory it'd be grand. The sign would simply exist as a means for an officer to have probable cause to ticket a nigger that turned on red despite having no visibility, which is where most of these signs are placed.For every other normal motorist, you wouldn't need this sign. You'd come to the light, look left to check for oncoming traffic, see that visibility is dogshit, then just sit and wait until green. All without any road sign telling you to do anything.So the sign would just be a legal gateway to jail the niggers that can't into driving.But now these signs are fucking EVERYWHERE. I can see the crossing lane having a protected left turn. I KNOW that there cannot be any oncoming traffic coming from my left. I KNOW that even if there was, there's a line of cars turning LEFT that would act as my meat shields since at that point there'd be a nigger blasting through a red light for me to be in any oncoming traffic's way.But noooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO. They have CAMERAS at these fucking signs now. Even though they help NOTHING. And NO ONE.I hate my city so fucking much I'm going to shit in my governor's mailbox.
>>28932928I've had a cop honk at me for not doing a right on red lol
>>28932935There are a lot in my neck of the woods that are like>NO TURN ON REDand then in tiny print>mon-thurs 5:36am-4:12pm except on federal holidays, leap days, and every other full moon
Welcome to the entire island of Montreal.
>>28932928Yeah any time I'm turning on to a double-lane street I won't turn on red until both lanes are clear. I'm not getting nailed by some jackass that thinks the middle of an intersection is the perfect time to lane hop.
>>28932855More likely a blind intersection where turning traffic can't see the cross traffic clearly.
The term 'humiliation ritual" is an incel dog whistle fyi
>>28932855I had it double today when my front brakes seized up after the red light changed and I was stuck there right at the front unable to move. By sheer luck it unjammed after I reversed and I managed to limp into the nearest carpark.
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>>28932855[spoiler] legal in my state if no cars are coming sans no sign[/spoiler]
>2026 gas prices>stopping at a red lightyeah that's a yikes from me
>>28936075If the sign isn't there it isn't illegal in any state. What are you trying to say here?
>>28936378kekI never watched Top Gear as a kid, now I'm in my thirties.Is it worth downloading and watching from the beginning?I've only ever seen some funny clips here and there.
>>28936413Go for the good bits. Top gear became cool car guys go mad on fumes a lot later and has its highs and lows.Chris Goffey and Sue Baker are from a quieter time.https://youtu.be/2wV64WpQEo0
>>28932855We have these in my city. U-Turns are banned city wide unless a sign says otherwise. So they have these to stop people from turning right into people who are doing legal U-Turns.In the nicer areas, they have the sign light on and off, so it only turns on when the left turn lane has a green and off the rest of the time. The poors technically needs to wait until the light turns green.
>>28936413Definitely. They've got the pre-woke humor for males so you'll love it. Then you'll feel sad when it's done.
>>28936413Episodes were few and far between okay and funny as fuck.Id recommend you go straight into the specials for the best of it, then grand tour specials. Then if you want more you can binge episodes.
>>28936413This is pricey. Pebble Mill would never have stretched to having the car parked inside.https://youtu.be/siZQHDY1-48
>>28936413yes. you can make a great drinking game out of it.i only suggest you skip the "celebrities" interviews. bunch of whos. really slows the show down.
>>28932928Turn on red is a stupid rule anyway. That's why the US is the only country on earth who has such a rule
>>28935789They're for protecting pedestrians and cyclists from a "right hook" turn. Where vehicles cut across them in crosswalks.Thing is: If I'm waiting at a red light, the cross traffic has a green. If I was making a right turn, I'd already be looking for crossing vehicular traffic. And I'd see cyclists and pedestrians as well. Our city is concerned about the pedestrians and cyclists who are crossing against the flow of traffic that I'm waiting for. The ones I'm no likely going to see, because anyone who isn't a doped-out freak would have to wait as well.Our city treats doped-out freaks as a privileged class who must be coddled and protected at all costs.
>>28936413DEW IT.
>>28936413the first episode i saw was the search for the source of the nile series. spoiler: they don't find it
>>28936710we have it in australia too but only when there's a sign saying you can do so. it really should be allowed by default.
>>28936947James May (and some other 2 blokes) does find it actually
>>28937023no they didn't
>>28937055Yeah he did, didn't you see the ending?
>>28937135No i didnt no did you?
>>28937146Yeah I did. James May found the source of the Nile and was immortalized in history books. The end.
