Why would anyone ever purchase one of these sorry excuses for an automobile? They consistently have the lowest ratings of reliability, highest cost of ownership, and fastest depreciation of any car on the market. Yet people are borrowing over $100,000 to get into one. Make it make sense. One time I had a nightmare that I owned a Range Rover. when I woke up, I thought I was going to vomitCaptcha is taking a while to validate so I'm gonna keep ranting:Holy fuck I hate Land Rovers so goddamn much these cars are fucking ugly and so stupid how retarded do you have to be to throw away your hard earned money on something that makes you look like a clown to everyone who sees you? Every time I see one of these abominations it ruins my day. I don't know whether go feel sorry for the driver because they got scammed or laugh at them for being such a fool. Literally a simple Google search would inform you that purchasing a Land Rover is the worst case of financial suicide anyone can make. You are literally safer taking your paycheck straight to the casino and putting it all on red. Holy fuck these cars are so annoying anyone who purchases one should be considered a second class citizen and lose their voting rights
If you weren't an incel you'd understand
>>28938004They're nice to drive when you're not the one footing the bill.
I just want a Works V8 Defender
>>28939036Your Evoque is NARL (Not a Real Land Rover). There's also a damn good reason why I never see old Rovers on the road.
>>28938004These are for high maintenance trophy wives who are too good for a Yukon Denali or an Escalade. People buying these new aren't financing them. I hear they ride nice but I doubt that's worth the crippling unreliability and depreciation.
>>28939036I'm an incel and I understand.
maybe i'm insane but I kinda like the 3-door evoque
>>289391363-door Evoques look fucking sick. They are surprisingly rare too. Assuming about half ever made are still on the road (unlikely) these are down to triple digit numbers for production years. They stopped in 2016 I believe. Was looking yesterday and can't find one for sale. Future classic for sure. Fun drive as well
>>28939136>>28939695Get your test levels checked....
Convertible is the best version
>>289391363 door SUVs are based in general
