>THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR CONSTRUCTION WORK>I APPRECIATE YOU KEEPING OUR ROADS IN GREAT CONDITION AND PROTECTING OUR SAFETY >THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
IIII'VEE BECOME SOOOO NUMMMB
I love the part when he consiously went to his phone to put theme music on.
THEY'VE GOT EVERY LANE WIDE OPEN
>>28938716kekd>>28938686quality thread
>>28938686>Play it cool Sid. They have no idea you snuck past the barriers and got your truck into the parade.>Yep, nice and easy. Just creep past the audience and all of the staff. Nobody has even noticed you're here.
>>28938686reminder that he bought his 8 year old Avalanche for $13k with 205k miles on it.
>>28938745No wonder he was so angry.
>>28938686do you think he's seen any of the memes made about him
>>28938686So what happened to this guy anyway? I assume prison?
>>28938686*hits vape*
>>28938775He got five years.
>>28938686>>28938687>>28938716>>28938738>>28938769You fuckers got me howling lmao.One of the best vids I've ever seen. Till it's gone....oh-ooohoooh
>>28938774i don't think he really knows how to use the internet well enough to know what a meme is, much less encounter one. someone here linked his facebook a while ago, and his posts are blank image templates with misspelled comic sans text.
>>28938818>comic sansThis man must be defended at all costs. It can't be long until he unleases another frenetic burst of pure memetic matter
>>28938801>picmy fucking sides
I can't get over how his radio played music so fitting to the video
>>28938745Are pickup trucks the new Altimas? It seems the lowest forms of human life are drawn to these things at whatever level they can afford, mortgage payment on a new one, all the way down to 2007 lanches being purchased for $13,000 14 years and 205K after it was built and then driven through parade routes.
>>28938825I know. It's one of the best things ever recorded.
>>28938827That truck should be in a museum on top of a golden plinth .
>>28938827Yes. There's literally a years-long waiting list for the F150 on this country and not a single load will be hauled by any of them, excepting the driver's overlarge rear
>>28938831So true, but that thing right next to the OJ Bronco as a historically significant vehicle>>28938833Jesus, I could understand paying if these trucks were well made and expensive, but they break catastrophically even when they're not that old.
>>28938837>right next to the OJ Bronco as a historically significant vehicleI can go with that
>>28938801holy kek
>>28938833>on this country>OverlargeTry again, ESL.
who's this and why should i care
>>28938859Nta but the first is an obvious typo and the second is an actual word.Good job exposing yourself as a retard, retard.
>Good job exposing yourself as a retard, retardOk ESL
>>28938686Theres a stretch of i35 through temple thats been under construction for damn near 20 years. I'll stop hating them when they stop embezzling tax money and fucking with my drives.
>>28938861John Truck, Oregon resident that killed everyone at a gay pride parade on his way to the store to buy vape juice.
>>28938880What a fucking monster
>>28938686big ass hitch
>>28938882YEA, IT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I PULLED OUT MY COCK!!!
>>28938868The 20 years before that were I-35 between Austin and San Antonio and they're just about to start that again.>tfw the last time Waco was unfucked was when I was going to Baylor in 2006.State highways always these days.
>see this thread>open up youtube>"they got it all blocked off">2nd result full videohere we go again lmao
>>28938911>be me driving through waco >google maps asks me if the construction is "still there"
>>28938686Qrd?
>>28938868i grew up in central north carolina and have spent a lot of my life there over the years. the 440 beltline in Raleigh has been under construction since at least before I graduated high school (2002), and they constantly have a lane closed/exit closed/reroute due to continuous road construction. hell, in a 5 year period they tore down an overpass that was four years old, built a new overpass to reroute the highway, rebuilt the bridge they tore down in the same spot, and put the highway back on its original path. nevver replanted the trees they razed, never widened the road, it's just been mud for years now. they're just using it as a forever project to make budgets evaporate every year. i wonder if that's what every state DoT does now.
>>28938882WRONG it's actually cool as hell
>>28938880>local gay at the second gayest state kills gays on his way to buy gay products
>>28938686fucking kek
>I AM GETTING WEAKER AND WEAKER BY THE SECOND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32_qQ3gUdbwOk so I'm watching the video, let me get this straight, they locked down entire roads, entire blocks just to let some faggots prance about? Am I getting this right?
>>28938686Looks Jewish like handsome truth
>>28939158>sexual offender with criminal history dating back to the 90s>possible schizo with anger issues>in hurry to go nowhere>get angry>drive through an outpouring of cone resistance to him leaving the freeway's closed exits>holy shit I'm in the parade>cops chasing after him>he shakes them because cops are stupid>thinks he's getting away but the copter is above the wholetime>get to where he's going>shortly arrested later and hit up with 38 charges along with driving with suspended license, no insurance etc>tfw 5 years in prison because you can't act right at 42 years old
>>28939269It's peak clown world but him crashing the fuck out isn't looking any less ridiculous.
>>28939473>in hurry to go nowherethis is my favorite part of the whole situation, and i think why it sticks with people for as long as it has. there was no place that he had to be at, no reason for him to rush. his whole ordeal took less time than it takes me to run to the gas station for cigarettes, and he ruined his life because that was too long for him to wait.
>>28939479Ehh, inconveniencing tens of thousands of people for the sake of a bunch of faggots is more ridiculous than a single guy getting (rightfully) pissed off at such bullshit
>>28939490It's way but at least they got the permits and are involved with the city to hold this thing, it's hard to have emotional currency for a criminal in an avalanche with no license, no insurance, no license plate, driving like a maniac over traffic on the freeway in a large city.
>>28939497>It's wayIt's gay**
>>28939269>>28939479>>28939490>>28939497>>28939499its not a pride parade you retard its a local festival that has been happening annually since 1907. lets just demolish any semblance of culture that isnt mass media mindless consumption, anything else is WOKE and keeps me from getting my mcsharts and watching my favorite football merchandising brand wrestle in a hot field with other sweaty menhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_Rose_Festival
>>28939473APPARENTLYHis niece died just the night before.Not saying he wasn't responsible but this is a man already unstable, under extreme emotional stress, who catastrophically lost control.Not just "crazy guy mad at traffic"
>>28939523Bro needs to calm his ass down, im only 30 and have had a parent and grand parents die and he needs to calm his ass down, we're grown ass men at the end of the day.
>>28939497>it's hard to have emotional currency for a criminal in an avalanche with no license, no insurance, no license plate, driving like a maniac over traffic on the freeway in a large city.Fair enough>>28939510I had no idea it WASN'T a gay parade, that's good to know, thanks for clarifying
>>28938738wear a high viz and a orange beacon on the roof, I'd bet you'd go way further in before anyone would notice.
>>28939553That's true for any crime, just looking like you're there with a purpose makes 80% of people not suspicious.
>>28939497>it's hard to have emotional currency for a criminal in an avalanche with no license, no insurance, no license plate, driving like a maniac over traffic on the freeway in a large city.It's like what he gave us means nothing to you.
>>28939889He didn't give shit, I know it's a stupid parade causing traffic in a clown world city with homeless people living by the freeway youre stuck on, but also at the same time I don't wanna live in a society where people are flying off the handle over stupid shit, flinging 6000 trucks around corners, almost hitting people and they're got a criminal history, he's part of the clown world, this isn't some poor bastard who's just being attacked, he's crashing out over the Starbucks line being too long for his liking.
>>28939894>6000 trucks6000 lb trucks
>>28939170This the kind of bullshit I do playing Cities Skylines.
>>28939554social engineering is some pretty interesting shit. i remember reading some blog about a guy that crashed some party/event that had the malaysian PM there just by showing up in a nice suit looking like everyone else there, getting a wine glass so it looked like he just came back from something outside the building, then as he approached the security guard at the entrance, gave him an annoyed look while pretending to be on the phone and the guy just let him through. Once in, he then just started chatting with a few people, getting friendly with them etc. in case questions were asked and he'd have at least someone to vouch for him. He even managed to get a selfie with the PM.
>>28939916Rizz is a powerful thing, it's really more important than straight up intelligence at this point in time, that's where I think a lot of autistic guys struggle, theyre hyper intelligent, but they don't have the likability down, which is everything.
>>28939920I think it's always been important through any point in history; who you know, rather than what you know.That's how you end up with people who often seem to have no idea wtf they're doing ending up in management at companies etc. they probably just knew someone.
>>28939931It's true, these people fall, or fail upward because they have the hookups, they're connected.
>>28939920>that's where I think a lot of autistic guys struggle, theyre hyper intelligent, but they don't have the likability down, which is everything.
>>28939553The one time having a ricerocket would be beneficial.
>>28940026beautiful
>>28939524You're able to regulate. Some people can't. To some people being told calm down brings up memories of a parent beating/raping them because their junkies. He didn't act appropriately but it doesn't mean his brain is wired in a way to go "oh I need to wait 5 minutes for some bullshit and be on my way." He was probably spiraling out at home, decided he absolutely NEEDED to do whatever bullshit errands he had, then fucking snapped when someone got in his way.The best thing these dudes can do is unironically cope/stim at home to keep them out of trouble but people like yourself are telling them just to suck it up and move on with life when it's the least safe thing for them to do. There's a reason we used to put nuts into padded rooms. That's where they were safe.
Years later I had to suffer a whole christmas through my brother listening to the same nu-country/rap and I understand his anger now.
>>28939269lol this clown was running red lights and going 50 in a 30 in the left lane while vaping.fucker deserved this conviction.
>>28940534This, people act like it's some falling down crashout where he's like a good person, but the guy is literally anti social and doesn't give a shit about others.
