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If you dont drive a hybrid minivan you are insecure
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>>28939386
He should just transition into a butch lesbian that just discovered she's gay for men.
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the problem is the options kinda suck
nobody is even trying to offer a minivan with a good smooth 2.0T engine
you get a 1.6T engine from Kia, which is too small and underpowered
or a 2.5L NA from Toyota which is rough and underpowered
you don't get anything smooth and nice, let alone a v6 hybrid powertrain that makes much more sense for a 4500+ lb vehicle moving 500lbs of cargo and people at all times
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>>28939390
Buy an R63 AMG
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Do americans really only go at 107 km/h on highways? That is fucking insane
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>>28939390
Toyota had a V6 hybrid Highlander. Never been in one.
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>>28939416
Yes because we actually care about the environment you racist nazi.

>>28939386
I drive a hybrid unibody truck, does that count?
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>>28939386
stop advertising this communist rat
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>>28939436
are you actually a fag or just being ironic and a fag
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hybrids are GAY as FUCK
minivans are GAY as FUCK
>inb4 millennials tell me why gook-made hybrid minivans are the greatest invention
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I tried to watch this video because I too drive a hybrid, the problem with him is he clearly loves hearing the sound of his own voice and just how in depth his wikipedia research was (I assume its AI script now) describing how internal combustion works before getting to the actual point of the stupid video. I couldn't finish watching it and the last one where he cried about evil republicans or some shit being detrimental to god knows what. I think he recognizes he has a really stong core audience that watches the entirety of his redundant videos and is just doing a scripted solo podcast.
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>>28939386
>implifications
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trump is making me consider buying an ev
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>>28939456
I agree. BEVs are peak. Unbound from the chains of Israel.
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>>28939386
fagboy should stick to talking about air conditioning and dish washers.
it's caleb hammer shilling tesla. shut up, shut the fuck up. just fuckign shut up.
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>>28939416
at least in co everyone speeds all the time so it's more like 112-120. speed cameras might change that though
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>>28939557
>yfw they own every piece of battery tech ever so each one sold they get a portion of the sale cost
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i actually do have a 2025 sienna platinum and it does get freakishly good fuel economy and is overall an excellent car.

my only complaint is the braking is shitty at slow speeds when you have no idea if it is going to try and regen (huge effective brake pressure) or not (seemingly no braking force). this is especially annoying in stop and go traffic where it becomes almost impossible to be smooth at stop/start.

tranny connections is a histrionic breed of midwest loser i know well, having grown up and seen these exact types form
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>>28939564
>speed cameras might change that though
won't stop people like me who run no plates!
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>>28939416
US/CAN laws are setup so that you have to break them if you want to have any fun in life, this creates a culture of playing cat and mouse with law enforcement. It's basically remnants of the frontiersmens spirit.
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>>28939386
I want to suck on <<<his>>> lactating nipples. I just KNOW he's a milky boy under there.
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>>28939389
He does seem to be the type.

Soulless autist men find out that women will be 22.853% nicer to them if the troon out, and it's a done deal.
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>>28939564
That better be miles. No straight man in Europe drives under 150km/h
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>>28939416
No we go 137+. 107 is for hazardous fuckers.
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>>28939622
go right ahead
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>>28939636
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
I can only think of one pothole for miles around and it's very shallow.
I never want to go north of Tennessee again, the Midwest looks like that. St Louis, for example.
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>>28939416
yes
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>>28939386
Love this guy's tech reviews, but I have an 8 inch dick and an h-cup girlfriend. I will drive whatever I want.

He needs to do a microwave review on the old Raytheon ones that open like an oven and the antennae rotates in the top instead of some stupid plate in the bottom. Peak microwave tech.
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>>28939761
>h-cup girlfriend
anon those are mom genes, that is the exact type of person who should drive a minivan
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>>28939774
I will buy a minivan/SUV if she gives me another few children, but I'm not selling my muscle car or truck, either. Insurance is pretty cheap on the classics, really.
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>>28939386
If you're some kind of fat nerd at an over decorated desk set, you're insecure
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>>28939386
I'm not going to buy an EV until they weigh less than 3500lbs and have at least 250 mile range.
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>>28939386
I like the idea of having a hybrid until I remember that I don't want a computer on wheels
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Yeah I drive a hybrid, burns gas and oil
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>>28939386
Did his husband make him trade in the Hyundai gay see machine?
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>>28939389
during covid he started growing his hair out and people thought he was going to troon. but it turns out he's just an old fashioned homosexual
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>>28940032
Apparently some hybrids can't charge the battery from the engine where others only do that.
I'm still confused, the manufacturers ought to sort their S* out.
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>>28940118
Hybrids do burn gas and oil so the joke doesn't really land.
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>>28939386
Love that guy.
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>>28940118
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>>28940032
Every car since the 80s is a computer. If you have an obd port it’s a computer. Toyota hybrids have less “tech” than most modern ice cars

>>28940126
Toyota has the only good hybrid system, so the others had to invent something worse. I think they have a patent for it and very rarely let other companies use it
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>>28940296
Talking about i force max or prius shit?
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>>28939386
i mean, hes not wrong, theres a big anti-minivan culture in america because theyre "gay". no man wants to be seen in a minivan. americans in general are just really neurotic about cars and what they say about the person driving them, like half of all cars ever made will get you a side eye from other guys if youre seen driving one as a man
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>>28939416
The US has speed limits all over the place and from what I understand people generally just speed on the regular.
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>If we allow a computer that does fuel and timing advance calcs on a millisecond timescale, why not let the gov't record your heart rate, pupil dilation, and everything you or so say when you leave your house!
That's freedom!
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My car burns autogas and gasoline = hybrid. Taxi drivers around this place have their toyotas running triple hybrid - autogas, gas and electric.
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>>28940341
I love it when self-hating americans have fantasies about europe being this progressive paradise where incels can be dork losers and still get pussy
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>>28940360
Diagnosed autists and literally get neetbux and free health insurance there, no? Insulin is at most 2 hours of work a month to afford? Survival > pussy (barely, but still). In America if you die of a disease no one gives a fuck.
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>>28940360
thats a completely different thing from what i said
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>>28940363
>Diagnosed autists and literally get neetbux and free health insurance there, no?
I don't. Would be awesome if I could put my spending on cars and bikes as medical expenses for tax returns, but alas, I have to pay for everything out of pocket.
I'm getting absolutely nothing from the government, even for meds I'll have to pay for myself, so I stopped taking them because I don't want to pay for them.
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>>28940363
Meds are cheaper
Neetbux depends on the country

>>28940366
That’s what you implied
>In europe you don’t get called gay (unmasculine) for driving a minivan (dork car)
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>>28940363
Considering the way neets are on this site they wouldn't be able to get any of that.

>OMG I HAVE TO GET THROUGH HUMILIATION RITUAL OF GOING TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE TO KEEP MY HEALTHCARE? ? ? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? ? ?? ?
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>>28940370
That's great, but I get no gov't support and have type-1 diabetes. I take 3-10 injections a day, would die in less than a week without. Almost died of ketoacidosis last year. $1,000+ a month, $860 just in federal marketplace insurance. They can't deny you coverage for pre-existing conditions, but they can charge you 200x what the ads say for preexisting conditions.
Do you want to pay $1,000 a month for something you were born with that precludes you from half of all jobs? I can't even legally drive here (shhh).
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>>28940372
the way you describe it makes it seem like driving a minivan is treated like driving a shitty camry or something, its lame but only because its boring, its actively shameful to drive such a thing as a man in america, not just "uninteresting" or "dorky", the same applies for hatchbacks which are the main vehicle in europe, any brand/model that is deemed a "womans car" etc, its basically social suicide and treated the same as coming out as homosexual
i also never said that it was easy to get laid as a incel dork in europe, my implication was that people in europe werent as neurotic about this shit because its just a fucking car and most people just use them to get from point a to point b and you dont even need it to get groceries or whatever, there is not some fucking stupid psychosexual game of homoerotic hierarchy on the road at all times because the only way americans can perceive other people is based on the disposable products they consume and what that says about them
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>>28940360
wtf are you even talking about? Lmao
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>>28939416
>Do Americans? Do Americans? Do Americans?
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>>28939416
>hmm i must record and display my speed to millions of people
>oh, i know, i'll go 40 over
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>>28939416
One of the craziest parts of driving around a lot of Europe as an American is realizing how fast you can go without getting pulled over by the cops

>>28940615
Calm down lol
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>>28940136
This video made me want to buy 2 rxshitboxes and keep them on my lawn for a decade thinking I'll actually do it
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>>28940404

It's close to how you describe it. To some people. If you were to visit america and look beyond that type of person you would see that there are a surprising number of normal people around. They still can't drive for fuck and act weird but everyone countries general population doesn't act like what a thoughtful human acts like. They all just get set in their ways in which ever way that is.
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>>28939386
>Remember: If you drive a car and like it, you're nothing but a monkey.
Why are left-wing creators against cars?
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>>28940826
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>>28940826
These electric cubes go faster than 30mph.
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>>28940826
Why are left-wing idiots always against cars? What's their beef with them? Did a car rape their mothers? Were their fathers killed by a gang of cars in a dark alley?
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>>28939386
Minivans are peak for practical utility but life isn't just about utility.
If you need more space than a hot hatch then you should buy a minivan.
If you don't then you should have a hot hatch.
Fite me.
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>>28939416
Depends on the state.
The more browns you have the faster the highway speeds.
Anglos are a stuck up bunch.
I drive usually between 150 to 190km/h, truck came with T rating tires and is jannied to that speed.
>t. Mexican
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I drive a hybrid minivan but only because I like Toyota and have 4 kids.
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>>28939390
>or a 2.5L NA from Toyota which is rough and underpowered
Mine isn't underpowered or rough.
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we should honestly jsut kill everyone who wears a jacket with a tshirt
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>>28939422
That’s not a minivan
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>>28939416
He is a pussy further he's recording his driving so he was driving even more like a bitch. Most people drive 10mph over on the highways and 5mph over on surface streets.
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>>28940341
Less that, and more that most of the minivan offerings in the U.S. are abject garbage to actually try and maintain.
By the time you find one that is somewhat affordable and does not insist on playing hide and seek with critical components, the interior is basically a superfund site of spilled fast food, vomit, dog shit, and whatever recreational pharmeceuticals the previous owner(s) have been imbibing in.
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>>28939478
>he cried about evil republicans
It was something about illegals not getting due process.
This dude is one of these high trust midwestern boomeresque types who assumes that because HE thinks a certain way that the average bomalian must be roughly the same but just a little bit worse at algebra. He doesn't realize that the only reason he thinks the way he does, sees the way that he does, is because he has an IQ of 115-120. He won't understand cultural or, god forbid, genetic differences until the thirdies are radio rwanda-ing his (our) kind across all channels and/or directly breaking down his door.
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>>28940341
It's not just men, women go for SUVs and crossovers instead because they don't want to look like someone's mom despite looking exactly like someone's washed up mom (because they are someone's washed up mom). Vans are good utilitarian vehicles in a country whose drivers try to project an image.



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