Greetings, We(-identifying as Vortigaunt these days) have returned after half a decade in Exile. There is a way out. Yess, even you can break free. There is hope at last.After rediscovering some old Shitbox Aficionado mag covers made and shared here on /o, sb wanted us to make some fresh ones to maybe feature in a game as an easteregg.We started typing up some shit and wanted to get autistic... authentic feedback and maybe some fresh ideas too.It shall stay 2015-2020 authentic.If you made some yourself, we'd love to see it. We have the template, if thy wants it.The following Taglines will either be bottomtext or image featured Headlines:Defeating Wheel Clamps An Introduction, Structural Welding on a Budget How to! Welding to Rust We Learn to Grind Now! Adding Back Material with Bondo All in a Can, Blending Touch-Ups TV Legends: A Canadian, Living in a Real Red Green Screen Used Possum Van Pawnshop Cars, They Do Exist A 250 Shot of NOS in a 250-Buck, 250k Audi V6 and How It Brought Us Closer in Touch with Group B Why NFSU2 Is Better Than Most Wanted, Part 6 of 5 Upgrading from 12V to a 6V System Enter the Rat, Protect Your Wires! Modulating AM Radios into Police Frequencies The Winning Secrets to Traffic Light Racing Rejuvenating Clutches 2002 Cadillac Cimarron Deep Dive Stance with a Sledge Moneyshifting Is Not the End? A Lesson in Thicker Gear Oils and Grease In Defense of the K-Car... A 16-Page Editorial Songs That Drown Out the Rattle The Legend of Harvey Whetstone? Not a Legend After All Alibaba Compressor Kits
Bic Lighter as Glowlplug, one Bore away! We Went into the Rust Belt and This Is What We Found, Magnetfishing! Rethreading Tires, at Home Dominating a Lemons Race Embracing Ping! How to avoid fixing the Timing Copart Biohazard Steals Welded Diff Smart FourTwo The perfect Burnout to Pick Up Girls Letters from Sing Sing. We Shot Somebody That Didn’t Turn Their 1974 Monaco into a Blues Mobile Redistilling 20-Year-Old Gas Growing as a Person, Maybe Italian Sportscars Are Just Too Small for You 2019 Lap Times Around the Top 23 Street Racing Tracks in North America Running Out of Steering Angle Running Out of Talent Gone in 60 Seconds, Owning a Kia in the Hood Boring Out and Boosting Vega Aluminum Blocks for Power-to-Weight Ratio What Actually Happens When the Seats Rust Through the Floorpan? Well, We Found Out! Adjustable Racing Cams, Only with a Tap-and-Die Set, Some Bolts, and a File
The Daewoo Nubira, 18 Years Later Best Rats in Racing Games Painting Your Lee, Any Car Can Be! We Tracked Down the Maine Weinermobiles! Between the Cushions - Mega Special Starting to Accept That Clank Lowballin’ Like the Pros! Leasing Your First Stang as a Marine The Boise, Idaho Street Racing Scene Is Not What You’d Expect RPM Boost! Bypassing the Limiter Life Hack! Importing JDM from Fukushima! The GM Sound of Power Mega Roundup Deleting Gearbox Losses by Deleting the Trans Easy 12- to 24V Upgrade Alternator, Call You Later Full Vacuum Delete Kits An Interview with a Facebook Marketplace Tycoon Far East Movement! Kia Rio, Unsanctioned Runs at Pikes Peak We Bought Al Bundy’s Dodge! Hooning Is Not a Crime! Law Advice Focus Group, Unsanctioned Street Rally Championships Rollin’ in Luxury on a Budget, the Cadillac Allanté 35 Years Later Help, I Totaled Dad’s BMW on the Togue, How to Hide It In the Wild! We Spotted and Followed a Rare Stripper ’77 Bonneville for 6 Hours The Rover 200 Loophole The Rental Car Trade-In Hack, What We Learned Oh, Dodge Rampage, Daily Wonders
These are really good. I can't think of anything funnier.
Mint/Not Mint Silicone Spray Vs. Dryrot Gonzo Journal, Rollin with the Ford Explorer Carolina Squad Midwest Special, Bodykits, Chicks can't Resist Speaking Boomer Behind the 2nd Tree left to the Barn, Learning to Follow Boomer Directions High Technology, Lowballin, using VPN's Art of the 1legged Burnout We tried talking our way out of a Speeding Ticket and This happened Letters from Sing Sing, Do's and Don'ts when it comes to avoiding Traffic Stops How low can you go? Faking low compression on a Deal This will never work, 22 Suspension&Brake Life Hacks John Denver songs to Wait for the AAA to The Low Shoulder Pushing 210 in the Miata SpeedsterFlat Towing trice the Load Capacity Roadtripping the Plains Tricks to Disposing of Fluids $500 Detroit Maserati Bi-Turbo Steal!
They are peak humor. I cant really think of something creative, especially in english, but I love to read them. I wish they were true magazine telling the stories of other idiots like me.
>>28943371I thought of these : -Performance vs Reliability : the best boost target to run from the cops-Learning to ride on a turbo bike and surviving to tell the tale-How to make the tyres on your dad car you just burn out look brand new-The 3 best open source ecu projects-This 40€ diy ecu will be the last one your engine need (litterally(he blow up))
>>28943378thank the 28943378, we like some of these, yess.Some critical feedback would also be appreciated, if theres some that straight out suck.
>>28943333>>28943327I read these in the voice of John Davis
>>28943385the only thing i have to point out is cadillac being spelt incorrectly in pic of >>28943333 unless it was intentional
I have notes spread around various computers for shitbox/shitbike aficionado article ideasLooting accident victims before the first responders show upVMAX pic "100 miles on a tank, can it be done?"7 MONTHS OF BAD LUCK, the F650GS ExperienceSeat recovering with roadkillGetting the most out of a tire plugRiding without a registration tipsPretending you have a licenseAliexpress gear roundupAlibaba prius batteriesHarbor Freight Predator Range ExtenderChoosing a tree for an engine hoistGetting a car without an engine up an inclineBailing Wire Ball JointsMachining Heads for under $20
I made all the covers except the first and all of these ideas are great lmao
No fuckin way! A new Shitbox Aficionado?!
>>28943327>maybe some fresh ideas too.-Pick n Pull Plunder: Our list of the most valuable parts that'll fit in a cargo pocket.-The ban on chlorinated brake cleaner - 2027 government overreach countdown.-Coolant flushes: Why this "routine maintenence" is actually a meme-Craigslist boomers vs Facebook marketplace xennials: Retardation showdown.-Tips and Tricks: JB Weld product line breakdown-Copart calamity: No tow home required. -rock auto discount codes in every issue!-mobile mechanic mayhem: make lots of cash! diag skills not required.-drifting your fwd car: our guide to which fast food chains still use plastic trays.-carro viejo: using AI to translate facebook ads in spanish
>>28943564>JB Weld product line breakdownYou could unironically do a THICC magazine with a small corner of the loctite catalog and all their amazing uses
>>28943541>Looting accident victims before the first responders show upfucking lolin a similar vein>(drag?) racing an ambulance>playing tag with cops
