>shits on your carHow do you even respond. These fucking birds keep shitting on my car every day sometimes 3 times a day
Get a high lubricity waterless car wash, like ONR or aero wash wax, soak the bird turd, and wipe off with microfiber.I got a garage tho.
Fly Rubby Fly
>>28945933wait for it to rain problem solvedNEXT
get a pet hawk
>>28945933befriend them because they're actually smart mofos that remember faces. you might even be able to start a bird civil war.
>>28945933i have just went outside and buckshot them out of trees if i know they're nesting over my cars in their carport and theres shit all over them.
>>28945933You should be thanking them because they are giving you good luck so you don't crash and die.
had a dumbfuck sparrow that would sit on my door, shit and fight itself in my wing mirror.it did this for weeks before I found a bunch of blood smeared on the mirror. never seen it again
Do the plastic owls actually deter birds or what
>>28945965They do eventually figure out that the owls don't move
>>28945946What if I already have one? Should I get a pet hawk 2?
