Car companies be like>Santa Cruz, Santa Fe, Tucson, Tahoe, Tacoma, ColoradoBut never any city on the East Coast. When will Hyundai and Kia make a Schenectady, or a Ho-Ho-Kus?
There will be car names from the east coast when they finally have a cool name that doesn't look like a whiskey binge keyboard session.
>>28946838The reasoning is the opposite of what you think, they name it after the west because it's the people in the east that buy these cars. Do you want to take a vacation in your home town or in a foregin place you know nothing about?
Waiting patiently for the new Lada Hoboken to arrive.
>>28946838east coast is gay as hell lol
>>28946838More cars should be named after Australian locations.
>>28946920Ford Peculiar Nob. Mount Fanny. Bastard Bore.Mount Buggery.There were worse names suggested for the car that became Edsel.
>>28946925hyundai niggerhead
>>28946838Chevy NoVA
Hyundai HobokenChrysler Camden
>>28946932I've got downpayments ready for two of them I don't even care what kind of car it is
Lincoln Intercourse
>>28946944Famous place names.
>>28946940apologies for the confusion; it's actually Niggerhead Rock. Your down payment is for 2 Hyundai Niggerhead Rocks. Would you also be interested in a Tesla Suicide Bay?
>>28946958can I place a preorder for one Suzuki Fucking? In blue if possible
>>28946966Suzuki Balls in Blue. Surely. ;)
>>28946838it's the same reason subdivisions are usually named after the natural feature they destroyed.cunts want to feel some connection with rugged, outdoorsy bullshit -- but not get dirty, that's iiiiicky
>>28946838for me, it's the chevrolet tunkhannock.
>>28946838I could go for like a Cadillac Bostonian so long as it comes with merge assist in the form of a big bat that knocks other cars out of the way Or a Willimantic van that’s just a VW camper built out for homeless drug addicts
>>28946838Dodge Newport would go hard.
>>28947749have you seen the related viaduct? its actually a jewish cement copy of a smaller sandstone arch bridge from ~ 100 mi away My vote is for the Genesis Renovo. Sounds like the future.
>>28947787>yfw that is actually a real carhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Newport
>>28947789i've driven through tunkhannock dozens of times but i've never seen the viaduct.
>>28947792its worth stopping its fuckhueg and there's a parking area sort of across from itthere's also the starucca viaduct that cost about 13 million in today's money because they used locally quarried blue sandstone so its all natural rather than poured concrete forms or whatever the tunkh one ispretty, but much smallersomeday I will get to frozen run vista *sigh*lots of interesting hiking in the endless mountains, but some of those trails are hardim headed to kane next week, other side of the state, but same northern pa vibes
>>28946838>kike companies>kiked names
>>28946838We need to get some real city names for cars
>>28947791>it was the poverty spec Chryslerpottery
>>28947908i thought that was plymouth
Say what now?
>>28946838The Kia Floyds Knobs
Frod Bronco Everglades :D
>>28946838Santa Fe is a hilarious name for a car when it just means “Holy Faith” and applied to some fwd crossover shitbox.
>>28948650Veracruz also means "True Cross" and Santa Cruz means "Holy Cross".
>Chrysler New Yorker>Chrysler Newport>Chrysler Saratoga>Chrsyler Sebring>Chevrolet Biscayne>Chevrolet Lakewood (location of Chevrolet assembly in Atlanta)I'm only mildly autistic so I won't look any further into this.
>>28946838Hyundai Rhode Island
>>28946843>>28946938>homebroken
>>28946838https://youtu.be/LUpF4Kk4XPA
I’d buy a Chrysler New Yorker or a Toyota Miami.
>>28946838Buick Poughkeepsie
>>28946838Naming vehicles after towns in the western USA has to be one of the dumbest automotive trends. And it's not just one company, it's multiple car companies doing this for all kinds of cars. Kia Telluride Volkswagen TaosDodge DakotaPontiac MontanaPontiac BonnevilleOutside of NYC I can't think of any cars named after places on the east coast. But there is potential. Lincoln WashingtonHyundai Myrtle (Beach Edition)Chevrolet CharlestonGMC BurlingtonChrysler Nantucket
>>28948836they're supposed to invoke an idea of the west. when i think of tahoe i think of beatiful landscapes and adventure and just a carefree time. the name makes you think of taking that car on a vacation to that place.
That’s because there’s not a single place east of the Mississippi that’s even worth thinking about. In fact, the country should be split in half, and East America should fuck off and join the EU or some shit.
alot of Ford Flyover owners in here
>>28946920brabus brisbane
>>28946838Kia Montauk rolls off the tongue nicely, good name for a cabriolet.
Chrysler new yorker
The northeast is for inbred retards and immigrants
Dodge Daytona
>>28947796>*sigh*>>>/lgbt/
