Thanks to recent events I have begun to reconsider my stance on 1) nose men and 2) carbureted v8 land yachts. I, however, am unwilling to give up the aesthetics and ride comfort of these old girls I love so. Can I afford the 15 mpg of my current yacht? Yes. Do I want to? No!Enter: the chrysler lebaron. Small, cheap, reliable, easy to park, reasonably stylish, and 26-40 miles to the gallon. Now here's the rub: where in the hell do I find one of these? The vast majority of surviving Ks are verts. Those are cool and all, but here in texas I'd be more inclined to describe 'em as uncomfortably hot. And of the very few (surviving) non-vert Ks, an infinitesimally small fraction have the manual transmission.SO, to the oldfags/heads/nigs/whatevs here, I have a task for you. Find me one. Find me a coupe/sedan, even wagon, under 7 grand, good condition, AC, manual, 2.2L (NOT the shitsubishi 2.6) fuck it, I'll take a reliant or aries. Ask your grandpappy. Ask your buddies. Ask your wife's sister's boss's dog's friend's owner's brother's electrican's mechanic. Please, I beg of you all. For the sake of this anon's wallet and sense of aesthetics. I can even bread the car when we're all said and done. I can take us all on virtual road trips. pls
>>28951070I’ll just walk
>>28951070>where in the hell do I find one of these?probably rotting in trailer parks and back alleys around the US
>>28951090If you don't virtually hop in for my virtual road trip I will non-virtually rape you
chrysler lebron
>>28951070These things were not made to last anon. They were junk even new, but I'd be amazed if any are left. A Dodge Aries was by far the worst car I've ever owned, every single part of it broke/stopped working at one point or another. Unless your enthusiasm for cars is more geared towards pushing them rather than driving them, I would stay far far away
> the chrysler lebaron>reliable>reasonably stylishThis is your brain on Chrysler.
A LeBaron?!https://youtu.be/Jv058WWaZdI
Where's your LeBaron, Freddy?
I had a GTC with the Turbo II engine and a 5 speed manual.It was a pretty good car all things considered. Wouldn't mind owning another one, but they were all rotted to shit 20 years ago, they're none the better now.
Yeah nah fuck off. Best I can offer is YOU look up your local FB marketplace listings
le baron xD
>>28951070>Can I afford the 15 mpg of my current yacht? Yes. Do I want to? No!so manual swap itthe car will drive much, much nicer with an overdrive gear
>>28951070>cheap, reliablemaybe 45 years ago
>>28951525>cheapYes>reliablelol, no
DodgeChrysler 2.2
