Why don't you own a BMW?
I do
>>28951773Can't afford the maintenance costs.
>>28951773>3DPD Hard pass
>>28951775>20210805I bet it's all rusty and shit now.
>>28951775so sexy
I used to in the 2000s. Then BMWs turned to shit and I ascended to the definitive chariot of the gods
>>28951773ew nog
>>28951773BMW got ruined by arabs around here. They command no status. You're better off driving Audi or a fancy EV.
>>28951847>around here does your city hold an annual pride parade?
If they were my daughters I'd beat them for lowering themselves like this.
>>28951847>Command statusI will never understand other people.BMW has RWD, that makes me like them. Easy as that. Too heavy for me to want one.
>>28951773half the people on this board have one
>>28951773I don't get the appeal, they just look like boring commuter cars to me. BMW's used to be cool, like 30 years ago.
>>28951858that's the appeal, you blend into traffic but still have a nice motor that growls like a wild cat, a manual gearbox and rear wheel drivedriving real sports cars is annoying because everyone stares at you
>>28951862Everyone stares at BMW drivers too, but it's because they're the Nissan Altima drivers of the European car world.
>>28951773The wrap looks terrible with the mismatched door jambs
>>28951863so what would you drive instead? no I can't afford a porsche
>>28951862So it's an insecurity coping mechanism
>>28951876that makes sense, I am insecure
>>28951862I enjoy the attention. So I have a Challenger SRT 392. I get constant compliments, comments and waves. The best are kids who want me to rev it or rip it for them, which I of course I oblige. I remember being a kid seeing sick cars and wanting them to show it off but they were often pussies and wouldn't. So I like being the cool bro who makes their day. Feels good man.
>>28951882>"hey kids, look at me, I may have a small pp, but my car compensates for it."
i got f30
>>28951882Hell yeah
>>28951882thats pretty based ngl. You're a good person
>>28951851No need, just break their phones and show them examples of women with dignity and how they act versus whatever nonsense OP posted.>>28951773German cars are for sucka's ill never buy something with a plastic cooling system, subscription seats, and proprietary fasteners.
>>28951871Idk I'm a 80's-90's JDM guy, would still be driving the cars I drive now if I were a millionaire.
>>28951898the issue is that japanese cars are 4 times more expensive than german cars
>>28951786It isn't, admittedly It's been sitting in my garage over the winter till last weekend when I fired it up.It's still spotless when it comes to rust, which is rare for these nowadays.
>>28951911Are you fucking retarded?
>>28951773None of them are nice to look at, and none of them made past the mid 80s are interesting to drive either. The Z3/4s are alright, but there's always a car I'd rather be driving than a BMW.
>>28951882I saw a girl in a LOWERED red 392 todayShe was cute as fuck I shoulda followed her and said whats up
Nothing tells the world that youre an ugly fuck than needing cars/clothes/money to get girls
I do and so does my wife.
>>28951773cars work for me, not the other way around.
>>28952047the sky!>drives offCARLOTTAAAAAAA
What other cars give attention like this?I'm currently looking to buy an rcf
>>28951773because im not ['a fat arab', 'haitian', 'a young frenchman', 'desperately insecure about my percieved masculinity or lack thereof']
>>28952103very low test post
damn it feels good to be a gangsta a real gangsta ass nigger date schoolers
>>28951773I will remind everybody that the chicks in the picture will never, ever do this for their husbands, even as a joke.You are welcome for your daily dose.
all of those women are going to be married to some poor sucker corolla owner one day btw
>>28952070Her license plate was SKYRED or something like thatWeird
>>28951775>niggers could be here
>>28951882>The best are kids who want me to rev it or rip it for them, which I of course I oblige.first nice day this year I had my project car out, I remember approaching a school bus that was camping the left lane. kids were crowded around the rear window trying to get randos to honk for them, and none of these fuckers would. I got behind the bus and banged off the limiter a few times, which just got them all fucking excited and even more of them tried to crowd the back of the bus. I waited a few beats, and for an opening, and just fucking sent it around them. I hope I made their day. fuck the NPCs that just ignored them. why be so devoid of fun
>>28951882>I remember being a kid seeing sick carsWhen i was a kid i stared at cool cars. now i have a cool car and stare at little kids
>>28951773>painted outside>cant afford to paint insidepure fagetree
>>28951773I'm not some American shit stain that thinks those middle manager lease mobiles are worth anything.
>>28952244poor cope
>>28952254pretty sure only poors buy these
>>28952274and yet you still cant afford one......
>>28951773why would they lay on the ground? their clothes are gonna get dirty :(
>>28952300their bfs will buy them new clothes
>>28951882once as i was driving down the street this little 3 or 4 year old was waddle-running down the footpath like kids do, with his grandma just walking behind him and the way the kid just stopped dead in his tracks and gawked with such a happy look on his face, and grandma also staring with an equally happy look...i rode that high for hours.it's also pretty funny driving past schools and bus stops. decent number of primary and high school kids just stare as i roll past
>>28952126that's because they are paid models anon, they're only doing it in the first case because money is being exchanged.you are welcome for your daily dose of actual reality.
>>28951773I get this video is supposed to be some kind of display of superiority among zoomers, but this is just retardation to anyone else.
i wonder what is the point of this post is. either the obvious point that any ~100k car is going to get you some shallow slut pussy quite easily. or that you can pay some OF models for a "le funni" video?
>>28952440i mean damn, them sluts down even have any ass
>>28951775Based E32 enjoyer, I have an E34 myself.
>>28951775comfy barge
>>28952161>>28952500>>28952507I don't really care for BMWs that much anymore, but I'd rather let this heap sit in my garage for the rest of its life than sell it to some kurd to nig up.
>>28951773I do
>>28951773Besides being an unemployed, poorfag with barely any NCB:>lackluster manual transmission >auto is not much better for most models>rich kids and browns have ruined all the good ones >no good looking coupes>the stigma of being a BMW ownerI could go on but that's most of the reasons they don't do anything for me.
>>28951773What a nightmare.
>>28951773i would like at least a little lean angle on my motorcycle thank you
>>28951847>statusNormie moron, get off my board
>>28951773Będziesz Miał Wypadki, Będziesz Miał Wydatki.Also good god young girls are so retarded, it's painful to imagine the "your mom" jokes from videos like these later on.
>>28952553What's with the car in background, two hammers stickers and RKHUNTR plates? Miner?
>>28952538gayass tires for GS, just get road bike instead.
I'm jobless and drive old rusty bmw and slay a lot of pussy. bmws are literally a pussy magnet
why do broccolis love the g80 so much
it's a lease and i live in a studio apartment
>>28951773Because I am not a 20 year old Arab with a perm
I drive a K20 Honda Accord. There is nothing any BMW can do for me.
>>28951773It should be illegal for anyone east of Poland and west of China to migrate into the first world.
>>28951847>StatusWhich brown country are you from?
>>28951773Paid whores like your mother
>>28953095Why the fuck would you want poles in the first world? We have self cleaning toilets now
>>28951773I don't wanna be drivin' no Black Man's Wish.
