Zero threads about it, the absolute state of /o/
Wow. It's a plastic Porsche.
>>29122673Is it electric?
>>29122673>massive nog wheelsKys, this shit auto only btw
>>29122688>zero touchscreens KINOOOOOO
>>29122673It's always the same fucking car since the 60s. I'm really fucking tired of these clowns.
>>29122673Is this the new NARP replacement? Does it still have maccas on all 4?
>>29122696they found a formula that worked and stuck with it. good for them, too much changing things for the sake of changing them these days.
I'm brown and this is epic
>>29122696That's what healthy progress looks like, you inherit something, change, add, remove something and pass it on without destroying your essence.
Rear is SEXOOSide profile is coolInterior is decent Front is alright, nothing super excitingWheels are meh
>Oh look, another toy for oligarch collectors No shit no one wants to discuss, it's a computer on wheels designed to be a collectors item for some retard tech overlord
>>29122741>he thinks oligarchs buy babby tier sub 1 mil cars Lmao
Its not a halo car (like the 959, Carrera GT, 918 Spyder) but more of an SF90 Stradale/849 competitor.
>>29122743if they're limited and it means plebs can't then they absolutely do even if it's just going to collect dust in the corner
>>29122766Good thing they're not limited then
>>29122743>>29122768Bro who gives a shit. >lmao it's not a 7 figure limited production car!It's still a half million dollar car. They could make 100 or 10000 and none of us will ever be able to afford one. Not even 30 years from now on the used market. It's a collectors car
looks good. will likely end up replacing the wheels day 1.when will the pre orders go live?
>>29122874Sold out already, glad I was able to grab the last one
>>29122885proofsies?
That ugly fucking thing looks like it spawns entire platoons worth of Clone Troopeds
>>29122688>no iPadBallsy
>>29122673>>29122764Immediately obsolete and irrelevant
>>29122970>SpaceX shill car that will never be road legalYikes kys shill
>>29122688Hmm… not bad
>>29122688>seats equipped with dick tie-downsNice
>>29122673and THIS took how many years to come up with, ja?
I don't like it. The only Porsche that should be above the 911 is their hypercar.
>>29122673Ayy they did the CTR3. Nice.
>>29122673It’s a testarossa competitor so look for $850k price tag. Flag 8 wit a hybrid front motors
>>29122970I'll take a return to normal instrument clusters and a total lack of ipad shit over a party trick that will probably never enter production, and wouldn't even be available to anybody except a select few anyway if they did make it
>>29122677V8
>>29123152This pretty much is their halo car now
>>29122673can it fly?
>>29123302No, so it's immediately obsolete
>>29122681Definately 959 inspired.
>porsche keeps winninghow do we stop them bros
>>29123350Tesla just won bigly thoughbeit
>>29123355by showcasing a car that will never go in production?
Other images have a screen, or is that using your phone for ui?
>>29123355how many cylinders does it have
>>29123365Looks like it has volume- and lock buttons.
>>29123365Looks like a phone. Good idea unironically
>>29123163what Audi is that?
>>29123365New cars need screens for back up cameras.
>>29122673WOW! once again the Nissan Z is the only modern car that’s stayed true to its heritage. wtf is porsche doing it looks like some one stepped on a malformed toddler
>>29122677>>29123295No Flat-8 Engine
can't wait for this man to push the "On Your Own" button
>>29123443He does a fair bit of racing at Goodwood these days. Hopefully he's improved enough to avoid, y'know.
>>29123435Now research what a „flat“ engine is fundamentally
>>29122673looks like a dildo
Aside from the wheels, absolutely gorgeousNigsan nigs BTFO
>>29122688I was going to greentext "zero cup holders"but then i imagined someone greentexting back saying "imagine taking drinks into the car"
>>29123450Stay mad and cope harder.
>>29123565Yuck
>>29123435It'll use a Hybridised Turbo S F6 or the EA825 V8. You're a moron if you think Porsche has the capacity to create a new engine right now.
>>29122673cool car bro
>>29122673>Zero threads about it, the absolute state of /o/Tesla Roadster doing kickflips is cooler
>>29123590But the Porsche actually exists. It will go into production. The Tesla Roadster will never enter production, and the flying version isn't even a real car with an engine and wheels and interior.
>>29123599Definition of a "car" doesn't include an engine.
>>29123601>IT'S CA'AR!!!
>>29123606TDS
We need to stop this. The mutts are already on suicide watch with their shitboxes
>>29123606Keeek
>>29122688I am leaning towards this is fake as you are required to have rear camera for reverse. I don' see any screens here.The most suspious thing are those physical gauges, I doubt any bew playform coning out in 2027 will have physical gauges
>>29123711>you are required to have rear camera for reverse.This is a common misconception, you aren't. You just need good backing up detection >The most suspious thing are those physical gauges, I doubt any bew playform coning out in 2027 will have physical gaugesHoly cope
>>29122673>>29122688V8 and zero touchscreens? Wtf is this lmao did they let actual engineers do the car againBased
>>29122704>Does it still have maccas on all 4?Standard
>>29122673This won't sell because it is too resemblant of 911.Screencap this.
>>29123374It means you can't drive without your phone, that's even worse.
>>29122673Looks amazing, i reward it the /o/ seal of approval.
>>29123816You don't know the layout of your own city?
>>29123818what i meant was, if monitors are legally required for the rear backing camera as some users have mentioned then having the phone take their place is worse.
>>29123163It's been done before quite a lot.
>>29122688For a nucar it doesn't look bad but it still looks retarded on the outside. Also too expensive.
>>29123826Sorry bro, we should've taken in consideration the $3,971 budged of an average Joe Anon, we'll fix the pricing in a minute - Porsche
>>29123835>bro
>>29123852>tranime
>>29123863>newfag/shartyfagFigures it's retarded.
>>29123852Would you rather me say "darling"?
>>29122673Porsche fatigue. The Porsche bubble will pop eventually. Only 1 million 911s ever built, but they're the most auctioned/sold used model by at least 2x on bringatrailer despite having a fraction of the production numbers of something like a mustang.
>>29122673>double bones>mid engine >flat 8 A true Porsche again. The NARP army is going to hate this. I however will be sleeping easy in my 8 cylinder double bone turbo Porsche.
>>29124080Your Macan is NARP (Not A Real Porsche).
>>29122684>nice body>v8>they gave it the 917 external fanAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>29124117If it's just for cooling and not active downforce they massively dropped the ball
>>29122673i like the long light thingshonestly amazing design. i'm glad some car manufacturers are waking the fuck up and hiring some proper designers.
>>29124125I think Elon changed the game with that one, now every car is going to need a vacuum downforce system
>>29122896>Dark Side cartop kek.yep.
>>29122684>top over the roof air intake>downforce air channel ducts built into the front section>tucked in rear taillight sectionLooks like some 911 gt1 wound up in here too along with the 917 fan
>>29124093Real Porsches are gas electric hybrids
>>29123711>>29124158Porsche design is almost always on point. Their SUVs look gay but the rest looks fine. They even made an EV look good by not being retarded with the battery placement. Completely humiliated Ferrari.
>>29124220Real Porsche reach Moscow before winter's done.
>>29123365no center screen. it is a phonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtGu4AgRH-I
>>29124605Truly the innovation they need to compete with SpaceX thrusters
>>29124093Macan only comes with EA888 or EA839 and is on an Audi platform. So yes it is NARP. But I don’t have one. What you drive
gotta make room for that thing in my garage
>mid engine>8 cylinders
RbF(Raped by Ford)
>>29124716Everyone is RbT (Raped by Tesla) right now
>>29124712Damn nice connection
>>29124714>mid engine>10 cylinders
>>29122673>new porsche >its perfect many such cases!>>29122684>visible fan oh IMA BUST
>porsche shows a new car>8 cylinders>hybrid or fully ICE, the coice is yours>no touch garbage in the cockpit>no glossy garbage in the cockpit>no glued on ipad >chuds still be madlol you guys
ok but why should i buy this over the 296 gts?
>>29124862Sorry but they chose to reveal it on the same day as Tesla dropping a fucking FLYING CAR that does 0-60 in LESS THAN A SECOND
>>29124888evs are gaytesla aint releasing shit to begin with
>>29124891Already taking preorders
>>29124893https://insideevs.com/news/812247/tesla-roadster-preorder-delivery-guarantee/ACK
>>29124901for the lazy ones
i remember when joe rogan laughed about elon when he said his gonna build a car with thrusters.never doubt elon.
>>29124862what am i gonna do go order one
>>29122673Looks a bit like a Maserati mc12
>>291226732005 ahh car when Tesla is bringing the future.
>>29122688drivetrain and gearbox?
>>29125049Likely but RWD and AWD as well as automatic and manual
>>29122688Unobvtanium for me. Rip
>>29125049Auto only, probably maccas on all 4, v6 for sure
>>29125093V6 don't sound like that
>>29125096There's sound clips of it running? Looks like a concept car since it's on skinny ass tires with nog wheels
>>29123711damn nigga have you literally never seen a pre-2008 car driving on the road?
>>29125101Yeah there is>skinny ass tiresAre you blind?
>>29124862I luv itt. corvette chud
>>29122673I only care about Ferrari.
I like it.
>>29125359Show us your Ferrari
>>29122673>droppedYou mean "released", stop speaking like a globo homo indoctrinated nigger.
>>29125414bro SYBAU
>>29124714>mid engine >12 cylinders >porsche GOAT Stay mad
>>29125359Ok, Here’s your Ferrari bro
>>29125429Nice BYD bro
>>29122673I want it
>>29122686Tire nibs. Image ruined
>>29123711probably the display is on the gauges as they are all "analog styled", not analog.
>>29123711digital mirror
MONSTROUSLY BASED
>>29122673>Zero threads about itAuto only on nig wheels wtf do you expect lol
>>29125325Kys faggot ricer
>>29126187Name me a single advantage a manual would give it over a pdkno meme answer like 'muh connection'
>>29126187>Auto onlyAlso wrongIt's hilarious how retards come into this thread with random preconceptions about the car
>>29122673>Zero threads about it,>>29124360
>>29126216Your turdworlder Elon dicksucking competition doesn't count
>>29122673It's pretty neat. I guess.
>>29126216Goycattle is that easily impressed huh
I’m not entirely sure what justifies the hefty premium over a cayman. 2 more cylinders? That just means more weight
I hope they put that W18 in the Mission X
>>29122688>analog gauges>no tablet>no multimedia buttons on steering wheel
>>29127004I've already heard normalfags freak out that they are going back to the stone age lol
>>29127004Automakers are waking up to the fact that Tesla interiors is fucking gay and stupid.
>>29122688>anons acting like this is a return to analogue driving when it's still filled to the brim with sensors, computers, electric power steering, and a double clutch gearbox
>>29126204Wtf is a pdk lol, fuck automatics btw.
>>29127023a pdk is two automated manuals welded together
>>29127025>automated manualswhy do you cant-drive-for-shit trannies never wanna just say automatic you always try to tart it up with some faggot acronyms lol.
>cant fly>cant drive itself >ICE>minimalist interior DOA
>>29123835damn average anons are rich, my budget for a car is $470 and that's with my expenses for the next 3 months being juggled on 4 credit cards.
>>29122673Those wheels are fucking awful but I'm loving everything else about it
>>29123365>call momlol
>>29128214Porsche drivers have good relationships with their moms
>>29128221My mother was my sister.
>>29122673>phone dial inspired wheels THE DAY OF MY SALVATION HAS COME
>>29122673They killed off Cayman for this btw
>>29122688Dogshit color, but overall good
>>29122673What is there to discuss? They didn't "drop" anything. Wow it's a porsche concept car that looks exactly like a 911 but it has a stupid fan on top. And it doesn't have any dash screen so you have to stick your phone to it like a base model dacia sandero or chevy express van. Don't even know what engine it is has and can't see what engine it has because you can't open the engine compartment. Oooohh muh driver focus cockpit muh analog experience but still have to take it to a dealership and pay $2500 to get the oil changed
>>29122741This.I can barely be asked to give a shit about the BMW M3 anymore lolWake me up if Porsche releases a boxster for 70k or something.
>>29128330>70k boxsterYou can't even get an m3 for that
>>29128356The 718 started at 70k. So you're retarded
>>29122673/o/ is filled with a bunch of nocarfags and poorfags that seething at anything made after the 90s.
>>29124893yeah, since 2017 you fucking retard
>>29122673>Zero threads about it,Call us when the new twingo drops, faggot
>>29122801Challenger Demons cost 500k, used, in Australia, i still think they're cool.
>>29122673It's cool and all but I simply do not care for cars I will never be able to afford, this is like taking an interest in luxury yachts. Why bother discussing matters I'll never be able to afford? Though admittedly I'm still excited for any fighter jets that come out
>>29128846Did actually bother importing a Demon there, considering there's only 3300 of them, and you also have to convert it to RHD when inporting to Oz?
>>29123508Still not big enough for your mother
>>29128289It’s basically going in to production. Porsche makes M3/ RS5 / corvette competitor cars and sells them for $130k-$250k. They’re still M3 quality in that their steel and 6 cylinders on McDonald’s struts. The issue is Lambo and Ferrari and McLaren make cars out of aluminum and CF and have more power and so they command the $250-$600k price where Porsche currently can’t actually compete. They’re don’t actually make a car in that category. They have noticed the brand is worth more than the cars and people will pay over sticker for them and so they hired a new CEO who ran McLaren to basically move them upmarket and that means a car above the 911 that actually has Ferrari tier appointments and not BMW tier.It will be 8 cyl double bones and CF or aluminum. This is a clear and obvious upgrade from a 911 which was always a middle class car in quality even if the middle class have been priced out >>29128275Why would you waste a build slot on a low margin Caymen if you sell every super high mark up 911 you can build ?
