>>29145440I have a bike and I get none
I don't have a bike and i get none
>>29145440Post gf
>>29145440can anyone tell me what kinda bike that is
>>29145463I think it's a DKW of some kind
>>29145440Yes>t. I've gotten a lot more social interactions from 2 wheels not 4
>>29145440you can't fit fat bitches on a bike
It's objective proof that you are a risk taker instead of a safety cuck.
>>29145440That image is from back when motorcycles were transport for poor people.
>>29145440Now imagine he's head to toe in bright yellow reflective material and wearing a helmet that makes his head 3x as large. That's why bikes fell out of fashion.
>>29145463That's a Puch, you can barely make the emblem out on the fuel tank along with the encased carburetor right behind the riders knee.Beautiful machine, isn't it?
>>29145440I am a a motorcyclist and I am almost ashamed to admit it. The epidemic of retards buzzing around in their shitcan R7s in hoodies and traksuit pants with anime cat ears and stuff on their helmets is absurd. I refuse to believe these people are getting pussy.
>>29145633Anytime I see a numberplate mounted on the fender I think about the time James May explained that they got rid of them because they were like meat cleavers to your face in a crash.
>>29145440Boipussy, yes.
>>29145463It's a motorbike - a two-wheeled vehicle powered by an internal combustion engine - as opposed to a bicycle which is powered by human legs.
>>29145632This, cars as well, you're not very auraful backing up in a Tesla with that goofy ass spaceship noise or even a gas hybrid with that sound they make at low speed compared to starting up yoyr motherfuckung V8 engine and peeling out, then skidding to a stop with no ABS when you arrive, like trailer park boys.
>>29145657Bring them back I say.Over here we used to require front plates on bikes too ages ago, but the plate couldn't be sideways like that, so it was usually mounted bellow the headlight or on the handlebars.You can probably guess the carnage the latter causes when kids on dirt roads hit potholes
>>29145681Not having a front plate has saved my ass a few times with mobile speed cameras. I remember I was two up with dad when I was a kid once and the number plate crunched hard on the rear tyre when we hit a big bump.
>>29145653They're not getting pussy, they're getting fucked by dudes
>>29145702This, theres a bike fag who comes to my work with a dangly furry things that hangs off his jeans because these people are just as freaky as anyone.
>>29145440I see that in Florida all of the time. What you're looking at is the old equivalent of the coked up guy riding around town on an ebike. Since they didn't exist, they would get the cheapest second-hand scrambler and do that instead because cops weren't going to chase a guy on a motorcycle who could lose him in a second.The bikechads of today are mostly just boomers because anyone below 30 realizes you can get those thrills on a $400 TEMU bike
>>29145653I also hate that wearing a little bit of hi-vis gear because drivers have become increasingly brown and retarded, incapable of staying in their lane or even looking in their mirrors when they turn now has become associated with >>29145450
>>29145440>Have bikechads always been pussy?
>>29145632Zoomers are way into bikes
>>29145440All I will say is that the visor has to come up at some poiint before she's going to give you her number, anon. Ignore the memes on tiktok.
>>29145803the helmet stays onit is the way
>>29145803Number? I do it for the aura
>>29145440Mid 30s khv here, my colorful and pretty bike hasn't proven to be a pussy magnet even once but it for sure was the ultimate improvement for my social interactions in general, it has been amazing. Because of that and the way it feels great to ride in general the risks seem really insignificant.
