>walking along a trail minding my own business >Suddenly 5 pic related fly out of the brushWtf? If you just stayed still everything would have been fine but you have to try and give me a heart attack.Fuck you, im hunting these fuckers now.
>>2838859>pfurpfurpfurpfurpfur>later virginz!
>>2838859>bothered by wildlife Sucks to suck I guess.
WHOOMPHWHOOMPHWHOOMPH
>>2839342>Thump>Thump>Thump thump thump>Thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump>ThumpFucking grouse, man.
>>2838859even the animals hate this when it happens to them. check out this pidgeon almost getting heart attack
>Digs the ground>Eats all your cassava rootsNothing personal, kiddo.
>>2838859i looked outside my window yesterday and saw this bird
>>2838870>cackles at you>flies uphill >you walk uphill >cackles at you>flies downhill >you walk downhill>repeat
>>2839613was he a good fella?
>>2838859>give me a heart attack.It's a shame you survived
>>2839613I saw a bird in the garden today that I've never seen before, and I was scrambling to pull my phone out of my pocket, he flew off.
>>2839342>>2839378First time I heard this I was laying in my tent and it freaked me the fuck out.
>>2839645Its a shame your mother had second thoughts and didn't leave you in that dumpster.
tranny larp thread #520you dont have a gun, you are a pussy
>>2838859You have no idea how scarry the cocks are. They just fly from neqr yoy, and wings make such a noyse as a tree would fall.
>>2838859>Be me>Just pecking with by bros> Hear some sucking sound>Oh God please don't>Yup, it's OP>Two dicks in mouth and four dicks in hand>How the fuck can anyone like cocks so much?>Decided to mess with him>Start to fly>Bros start to fly>OP falls down>He fucking shits himself >Two more dicks were in his ass> Why?>OP is a faggot >So how was your day bros?
>>2838870The partridge menace must be stopped
>>2842169You have to be at least 18 to post here.
>not having a plume
>>2838859lol that's the least scary thing ever?Also, how did a bird evolve which stays hidden until you go near it, then it flies in a circle about 30 degrees above the horizon in front of you making the exact same noise shouting "here I am, shoot me".Grouse are fucking perfect for hunting, this is why so much of the UK is just dedicated to creating a perfect habitat for them and then going to hunt them every year.
>>2842948>Also, how did a bird evolvedidn't account for guns. all that survive today will be unhuntable in the future. primitive technology keeps animals abundant and stupid, i.e. sustainable. niggers know this. whiteys don't
>>2838859I get grouse heart attacks frequently. im in the woods alone a lot. usually its after I've stopped for awhile and then when I start to leave they freak out 5 feet away and give the aforementioned heart attack...not a fan...but im glad its not a griz so theres that.
>>2839342WHOOMPHWHOOMPH
In my area, they have the nickname of, "Thunder chickens." Mostly blue and ruffed grouse.
>>2842169Holly shit OP blown the fuck out he will never recover lmfao what fag
