>walking along a trail minding my own business >Suddenly 5 pic related fly out of the brushWtf? If you just stayed still everything would have been fine but you have to try and give me a heart attack.Fuck you, im hunting these fuckers now.
>>2838859>pfurpfurpfurpfurpfur>later virginz!
>>2838859>bothered by wildlife Sucks to suck I guess.
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>>2839342>Thump>Thump>Thump thump thump>Thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump>ThumpFucking grouse, man.
>>2838859even the animals hate this when it happens to them. check out this pidgeon almost getting heart attack
>Digs the ground>Eats all your cassava rootsNothing personal, kiddo.
>>2838859i looked outside my window yesterday and saw this bird
>>2838870>cackles at you>flies uphill >you walk uphill >cackles at you>flies downhill >you walk downhill>repeat
>>2839613was he a good fella?
>>2838859>give me a heart attack.It's a shame you survived
>>2839613I saw a bird in the garden today that I've never seen before, and I was scrambling to pull my phone out of my pocket, he flew off.
>>2839342>>2839378First time I heard this I was laying in my tent and it freaked me the fuck out.
>>2839645Its a shame your mother had second thoughts and didn't leave you in that dumpster.
tranny larp thread #520you dont have a gun, you are a pussy
