>>2842491
I try and poop on every challenging summit I conquer. Some you just can't because everyone and their mom is up there. And others just don't seem poop worthy. But I've pooped on 9 different peaks over 14k foot tall.

>>2842491
I worked cable doing plant extensions, mostly. 99% of the time, worked outside with no bathroom nearby. Usually I can take care of business before leaving the house, but not always. Here’s one:
>working up in the bucket truck, drilling through a pile for a new guy wire frame
>beer from last night trying to push it’s way out
>tell my coworkers, “I gotta go for a walk in the forest over there”
>boom down, drop harness and shimmy past the tree line
>take a big smelly dump behind a log
>resume work
>an hour later the customer gets home, and we are 3 poles down, next to the house, almost done
>he opens the door to his Highlander, and his big dog instantly bolts out, beeline to the tree line
>the dog proudly trots back to his owner with my turd clenched in it’s jaws
>I duck down inside the bucket to hide, not because I’m embarrassed, but because I cannot stop laughing

>>2842503
Drilling through a pole*

Another one at work:
>Aerial to underground cable, shorts-ish job but took 2 hours to drive there
>been holding it in for some reason instead of stopping to use the toilet like a normal person
>arrive at job site, commence work on roadside poles, move to private property side to finish work there. I’m turtle-heading at that point.
>tell my coworkers, “ I gotta go for a walk in the woods over there.” By now they know what this means
>drop harness, reflective vest, run past tree line to find a good spot
>find a big ditch that a surveyor dug to test the ground water
>perfect
>begin pooping in said ditch
>hear the laughter of children
>look around and notice a fence about 30 ft away, didn’t notice it before due to dense foliage. A couple brats are lined up behind the fence, watching me poop
>turns out there is a “nature school” business next door to the plat we are working on, and it’s recess time
>for some reason I am still wearing my hard hat, use it to hide my face while I finish my business
>get lucky, it’s one of those magical turds that leaves no residue, test wipe confirms that it was a clean break
>make my escape
One of the best shots I ever had

Summer of 2023 I was on a walk with my dog. We were walking along the shore of the ocean. I suddenly felt diarrhea hit - you know, massive, stinky farts followed by a warm sensation around you're butthole. "no problem, I brought toilet paper". I run into the bushes and shit all over the blueberry bushes. It was mostly liquid so the bushes were covered. I was happy and no longer worried about shitting myself. I walk down to the ocean to enjoy the view when I suddenly hear voices behind me. "oshit what the fuck". I didn't expect to meet people here and the massive pile of shit did not help. There are two ways to enter the small cove I was in; either walking along the water OR you could enter through the area I had just covered in shit. So I freeze, "plz god no, no no no". I then see them, it's a family, two adults and two kids. A girl is in the front, probably 10 years old. She walks right into the bushes covered in shit. She's wearing shorts, her shins and shoes are covered in shit. She screams. Her father comes running, he checks her feet then he looks at me with the most disappointed, angry stare you can imagine.

I ran.

>>2842511
*best shits
Phonepostong….
Final poo story:
>working in the city today
>on the rooftop of a retirement home, 7 stories up
>great view, 10 mile visibility
>this place has bathrooms for visitors, but every time I went down to go, they are occupied and locked
>tell my coworkers to stay in the mechanical room and keep the door shut
>they know what this means
>start pooping on the roof next to the kitchen vents
>they are making some kind of chicken curry dish
>the smell of curry and poop mix together
>say to myself out loud, “this is what it must be like in India!”
>grab a nearby section of extra membrane left by the roofers
>cover up my leavings and smash it down
>I was never here

3 days ago on my way back, i had been noticing it since the morning but it wasn't urgent. just before i started the downhill walk i was going to do it but someone arrived so thought i would it somewhere later down. i keep going down and down but can't find a good place, it's bare mountain and no good places hidden from the top.

i hold it for more than an hour until i start to see some trees, holding it more and more until i find a good spot but nowhere good enough. finally i can't hold it enough and do it in the middle of the trail after a bend after listening a bit and hearing nobody. while i'm cleaning myself i hear someone, i get up and pretend i'm looking at my phone, it's a guy doing trail running coming fast so i think he will probably don't see the huge turd at my feet, he says hi as normal and just after passing by he notices, turns his head back while running with a surprised expression in his face, trips, almost falls but saves it with 2-3 huge steps and barely missing a tree

then he kept running without looking back again

This is an event for yall? I try to do this daily

>>2842527
yea i rushed the subjeft field and forgot "yourself" but good stories anyway they are always hilarious

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>overnight backpacking trip on the Massanutten South trail couple weeks back
>instant mashed potatoes, summer sausage, and an Indian chickpea packet was grub the night before
>looking for a side trail that leads to the base of an old fire tower. on this section, even the main trail clearly isn't used a lot
>my dog points out a rock cairn and i see one white blaze along the main orange blaze on a tree
>this side trail is narrow, overgrown, and with my overnight pack and dog looks to be more of a pain in the ass than it's worth
>rumbleinmybowels.png
>tie my dog to a tree, sit on a log, and release the beast
> decide fuck it on the old fire tower trail, maybe i'll come back in winter

>>2842491
Last Thursday, I felt the need to shit while driving between fishing spots, so I diverted to an place I thought no one would be, and thank God, I was able to shit without incident.

>>2842503
That's funny af anon
>>2842495
Based
>>2842491
I've only done it once so far... it was pretty inconvenient to figure out. There wasn't much cover in the area either

>>2842514
LMAO